If GlaDos became unemployed...what would her new job be? Pages 1 2 NEXT | |
Motivational speaker. Suicide numbers are up? You don't say! | |
Just keep her AI in storage for a few decades, and then get her to run a giant space station in the future. I'm sure she'll run the place well. Maybe give her a new name and voice, something cool, like SHODAN. | |
She would take over Siri's position as the voice command and AI. Oh all the fun that can be had! | |
Sexline operator, purely for the amazing dialogue, and she could probably talk to multiple clients at the same time as she's a computer. Also, isn't she technically unemployed already? | |
She'd be the order taking voice box at a Burger King in bum-fuck nowhere. :P | |
I'd like to see her operating a customer service call center. Perhaps for an ISP... that might yield fun results. | |
Potato | |
level designer | |
I went through the drive thru at Arby's once and the cashier was using a voice changer that made her sound almost exactly like GlaDos and she even adjusted her speech to try and talk like her. It was awesome. I was amazed she could understand my order over how much I was laughing. | |
In marketing. ThinKING up FANcy names for munDAne OBJects. | |
how could you all miss the obvious.. in charge of a cake factory | |
That would be sole Burger King I eat at. OT: A telemarketer, be interesting to say the least. XD | |
The voice behind the iPhone 4S. | |
haha thats awesome you win :D | |
Costumer service. has to be | |
Damn, I was going to say that. Uh, a vocalist for elevator music? | |
911 operator! "They're not breathing? Don't worry, it is all part of the test." | |
Organizer for a supervillain support group. | |
She would become Google. | |
Baby sitter! | |
I mean...that's totally something GLaDOS would do, if I know her any. | |
She'd be a US senator inside of a month. | |
A vocalist for a band starring Gordon Freeman and the Rebels. | |
She would be in a Space Quest game: | |
Suicide hotline attendant. | |
"Welcome to Pizza hut how may I take your order you bag of flesh?" | |
Oh she'd have to work at Centrelink. I think she'd get a real kick out of that. | |
She'd probably be happiest doing QA for Bethesda or something like that. | |
Automated phone system. "For cake, press one." [beep] "I lied. There is no cake. Have some nerve toxin instead." | |
I thought her current job involved reading forums and predicting what users will type, and generating relevant captcha challenges for them. | |
Director of development for deadly neurotoxin. That was simple enough. | |
Isn't she technically always unemployed? She did kill her creators. Or hell, she's probably self-employed. On the off-chance she does end up needing another job though, I'd imagine she would be an elementary school science teacher. The students will be scarred for life by her "tests". | |
Councillor for adopted fat children. She would love that so much. | |
A cake Baker. DUH. And her assistant will be the Cake core from Portal 1. Those will be some interesting cake flavors. | |
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My favorite one is tour guide for a robotics museum. I mean just imagine the possibilities.
Of course your welcome to present your own evil villain to be fired and rehired..ooh it rhymes :)