If you were a monster?

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If you were a monster which would you be?
What would be your daily activities/routines?
What would you eat/hunt?
etc etc

The Bunyip

Mostly because this scared the snot out of me when I was a wee lad.

I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

370999:
I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

..... I don't. What would you need them for?

Karutomaru:

370999:
I would be a tentacle monster and hunt Japanese school girls.

I'm sure most of you know what happens next.

..... I don't. What would you need them for?

You'll find out soon...

How so? Are you going to post a sketch of your monster?

This is reminding me of the create-a-monster contest I won back on the Nsider 2 forums... That was fun.

i would be one of the monster from rampage
workout by destroying buildings and the army
eat humans
the good life

I want to be a werewolf or a dragon, depending on if I can shift at will. I would spend my days randomly annoying people by waking them up with a roar. I would probably just eat lots and lots of steak, because I want to.

A paradoxataur this creature only exists if you don't think it exists and vice versa.

I'd be best buddies with that Spectator beholder from BG2. And if the self-proclaimed hero can't defeat me in snark-to-snark, wit-to-wit combat, I eat them. No wait, I don't, don't want to eat something less snarky and witty than me.

I'd be a giant penis monster.

My daily activities would include penising things.

I would hunt anything penis related and destroy it so that I was the only giant penis left on Earth.

I would then turn off my copy of Spore and go to bed.

captcha - remain calm

Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

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I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

I am already a monster. I just happen to hide in human skin!

Call me dull but I'd be a werewolf. Underworld style.

You just can't beat a werewolf! :D

I'd spend my days in my human form being all woe is me.

If I was a monster, I'd look like this:
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I'd go round absorbing people with my ass-tail.

Then, Perfection.

Infernai:
Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

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I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

Darknacht:

Infernai:
Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

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I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

Azathoth is boring. All he does is sleep, or make everything unexist. I'd go for Yog-Sothoth or Shub-Niggurath. At least then you get to have fun.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
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I shall spend my days waiting, just sitting, waiting

If I had to pick a pre-existing "monster" I'd go with Umibozu or a vampire Castlevania style.

Karutomaru:
How so? Are you going to post a sketch of your monster?

Now you're just being too obvious.

CODE-D:
If you were a monster which would you be?
What would be your daily activities/routines?
What would you eat/hunt?
etc etc

Cookie Monster
Eating Cookies
Cookies

You know it makes sense.

Who says I'm not already a monster?

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A vorpal bunny! my cute white fur would be stained red with the blood of my victims! My teeth are sharp enough to bite through plate armor and I can jump high enough to reach your throat! my days would be spent feasting on my slain victims.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorpal_Bunny

I'd be Alex Mercer! And I'd rule the world.

I can't believe no ones said this yet...
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I'd be the king of the monsters, I'd rule the world!!!!!

I'd like to be an Ork, Warhammer 40k style, except on Earth, alone, so I'd be a monster I guess.

I would be...The monster that makes all the socks disappear in the wash. Ha.

as you can see from my picture i would be a tonberry. I would just go around walking slowly, and if something pisses me off, KNIFE, ha ha only one digit of hp for you!

I'd be Alex Mercer and would spend my time eating people and jumping off Skyscrapers. Alternativly I would also be the host of the Darkness.

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What? He is sort of a monster.

Anyway, I'd just be awesome :3

I'd come at people from over a hill. Points to those who get that.

Sean Hollyman:
If I was a monster, I'd look like this:
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I'd go round absorbing people with my ass-tail.

Then, Perfection.

But Cell isn't a monster. He's an android.

Monster: Werewolf

Daily Activities: Be normal in the day at full moon go into Mexico, kill drug dealers, steal swag, go home, kick back relax.

Food: Purina brand Werewolf chow... beef flavored.

wintercoat:

Darknacht:

Infernai:
Easy! I would be. This guy right here:

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I think that this one would likely end up being VERY self-explanatory (daily activities of accumulating cultists, driving people to outright insanity etc etc). Also, umm...does this mean i win the thread?

*descends into fits of maniacal laughter*

Win the thread with the weakling Cthulhu? I think not!
I would be Azathoth.
My daily routine would be to sleep.
I would eat the universe.

Azathoth is boring. All he does is sleep, or make everything unexist. I'd go for Yog-Sothoth or Shub-Niggurath. At least then you get to have fun.

Rly? I'd go for Hastur, of course.

But for reasons that we cannot speak of (if you know what i mean) and no names please...

I'm liking the Alex Mercer choices here, very nice. I'm going with him too. I mean, I can fly, be anybody, consome knowledge/memories, super speed and strength, and can survive a nuclear explosion.

For daily activites/routines, well as a college student, I would like to...well consume either my most hated professor(s) or smart student to obtain their memories/knowledge so I can be a genius at a subject or more.

Eat/hunt, well humans obviously, just the bad ones, or dickish ones...but is their a difference? XD

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