IGN's Review of Blops2: Gay Porn, Dubstep, Nazis, & PowerRangers

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrQkEg-Dpvk

dont know how long it'll stay up...

I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into me. It's like I've seen everything the internet can, yet should not, be.

Well, that happened.

I probably should not have watched this at work.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Buy the DLC before the game is even released? AMAZING!

I have no idea what the hell I just watched.

God damnit, Blops 2 released Rita Repulsa!

Where's the Nazi robot from?

Power Rangers?

that was amazing, i need more of it.

Well, SOMEONE has it in for IGN. Can't imagine who.

I actually found that to be pretty hilarious, in a squicktastic way.

It had He-man in it! I like how you didn't mention that in the thread title so it would be a surprise! You're so thoughtful.

Was that a Nazi Robot with a flame throwing chainsaw?

There is nothing I can say about this except "well, that happened."

I think my mind's capacity for rational thought may have ejected itself for it's own protection.

"Based on real life events"

What country is this. I must got there.

If IGN really made their reviews in this manner, I would give them a hell of a lot more credibility.

If only this was legitimate, I would totally get Blops 2 :D

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What? It's like MTV decided to take a shit and that was the shit.

...I need to go do something sane now.

I was feeling pretty lukewarm until they got to the Power rangers-clusterfuck-skydive-through-ospreys bit and the slow fade to the quote by Tom Clancy. Really sums up my feelings on Call of Duty and Ghost recon at this point.

I have a deep respect for that man now. Dear God that was amazing.

embeded for those who want it

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What the hell did I just watch?

I totally get this. I think it sums the game up completely.

Mind you, I didn't even know there was a Blops 2 till now, but still...

That was beautiful. It was even worth subjecting myself to dubstep for 4 minutes to see.

lol, apparently the original was taken down by Activision. That was outstanding.

I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

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I have no idea what the hell just happened, or what I just watched.

Internet, Y U SO WEIRD?!

I laughed my ass off. Not just because the video was made with hilariously over-the-top innuendo and parody.

It's because it pretty much nailed what CoD: Black Ops 2 is, in a nutshell.

Oh dear god, the double pun I just made...I should hang myself for that.

EDIT: This goes out to the people that made that video. You freakin' rock.

SidheKnight:
Where's the Nazi robot from?

Power Rangers?

Danger 5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_5

From this I believe. It's a series about fighting Hitler, so it figures.

i need more game reviews like this. I actually sat down and watched this one lol.

Eh, the video does have some points though. The whole selling of season passes for dlc before the game is even out.. is at best a distasteful money grab.

I have no real dog in this fight though, I am semi tempted to get the game, simply because I haven't played a fps since modern warfare 2. (And only played the single player at that).

Not being able to find a single legit looking review of the game, plus the high cost of the game, and finally the whole "season pass" dlc is a huge turn off.

Every time I am tempted to get it, I look at the $80 price tag and say to myself, is this really worth it? As it stands its about 1/3rd of the price of a new 32 inch 3d tv monitor.

I lost it when I saw "ancient evil" and Rita Repulsa popped up xD

But other than that... yeah... typical IGN "review".

And they pretty much nailed what Blops 2 is all about.

Andrewtheeviscerator:
I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

Someone took something a little too seriously.

But.....

[insert captcha]

"will never, tear us apart!"

OT - totally needed more He-Man. A spot of She-Ra wouldn't of gone amiss either.

Carsus Tyrell:
Was that a Nazi Robot with a flame throwing chainsaw?

''I think that counts as the best villain EVER.

I couldn't stop laughing.

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