IGN's Review of Blops2: Gay Porn, Dubstep, Nazis, & PowerRangers

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crazyrabbits:
I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back into me. It's like I've seen everything the internet can, yet should not, be.

I stared into the gay porn, and the gay porn stared back.

I did enjoy the top rated comment

FFIIInerd:

to pretty much sum up this review for people that didnt understand it...Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is gay and it will get you frustrated and will make you spaz out like your listening to dubstep. The story is more corny and boring than another season of power rangers but its tacticool and its innovative so it gets a 9 out of 10. this video is actually college level brilliant. he justifies the complete and utter contradiction of the game entirely within minutes.

I wouldn't say that this is "college level" or use "gay" with a negative conotation but I think that's a pretty accurate interpretation of this.

10/10, would watch again.

Captcha: I like people.
No I don't, fuck you captcha.

Andrewtheeviscerator:
I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

Oh, let me apologize on behalf of the internet for not being serious and mature enough for you, the single most significant human being to have ever walked on planet Earth.

bcuz intrnt iz srs bizness.

that was so good I had a brainsplosion

Part of me has always wondered why gamers seem to have such a hatred for IGN. But I just know if I looked into it for even a nanosecond, I'd find the reason is something stupid.

I'm afraid of being right on that regard, so I'm not even going to look.

SupahGamuh:
I lost it when I saw "ancient evil" and Rita Repulsa popped up xD

same here I lol'd as well

This reminds me of my favourite CoD montage.

That was highly entertaining. I liked this little gem at the end:

"9.0 It's okay"

One last zinger, yah?

NinjaDeathSlap:
There is nothing I can say about this except "well, that happened."

I think my mind's capacity for rational thought may have ejected itself for it's own protection.

Indeed, though I am now reminded about how concurrently cool and crap Power Rangers was.
Green Ranger was the best, though. By far.

Way to random even for my tastes...

I still have to play BO2 and I dont even know what to do...

Um, I think I will just forget about the video and move on.

What the fuck did I just watch.
No seriously. My brain could not comprehend what just appeared before my eyes.
I... whut? Can I haz a brain mechanicz ovar herez? Needz a zervice.

That... that... yeah.
Cant tell if its a brilliant parody or an utter retarded parody.

Im just gonna go play black ops 2 now.

That was amazing. It's this perfect storm of absurd humor that takes the route of targeting not one, but two properties that draw public ire and parodies both with uncompromising and relentless efficiency. Of course, I'm reminded that I have to work tonight, at this game's launch. So maybe I have a new thing to put on the intercom... tehehe... Thank you for saving my night.

More legitimate than IGN's actual reviews, and entertaining to boot!

Did someone actually make that or did it just create it self from the internet?

That was awesome. But then again, I might have been distracted by the gay porn. It wasn't good gay porn, mind you, but those booties were still pretty eye-catching.

Okay, I'm not sure what this is, and I'm not sure what to make of it.

Not sure if thank you for sharing, or damn you for sharing.

I didn't think I'd laugh and then I did...

I haven't been a COD fan since MW2 because that's when I thought the formula was getting stale and a bit too refined to the point where it's barely a game anymore. That said, I found this video obnoxious, especially the attempt to connect the game or liking it to gay porn. If you found it funny, okay, people have differing senses of humor. Other than the ancient evil Rita cameo, I found nothing funny about it and quite a bit stupid.

Hold out til the end guys, I lost it at the "9.0 - 'It's Okay' - Game of the Year Award Winner".

Bhaalspawn:
Part of me has always wondered why gamers seem to have such a hatred for IGN. But I just know if I looked into it for even a nanosecond, I'd find the reason is something stupid.
StopLikingWhatIDontLike.jpg
I'm afraid of being right on that regard, so I'm not even going to look.

That pretty much sums it up (the image, I mean). However, the video is a rather hilarious and pointed satire that uses visuals rather than words to express it's point. Or, in some cases, the juxtaposition between images and words.

I don't care enough to hate IGN or any other review outlet, but I do feel like this video has a wider critical function - it makes fun of ALL corporate video games reviewers. I get my reviews from Yahtzee for a reason - he critiques things without giving them a score. Review scores in video games are entirely broken, and this video does an excellent job of pointing that out.

I'm so confused.

I think I need a hug.

Is it odd that I thought the video actually came from IGN?

The video was funny enough as it was... but then it got the 'verdict' part and my god I've rarely laughed so hard :D

'Level design too complex'

Genius

Umm...what. Yeah I think that isn't a real review. xD
Is IGN really that bad?
Well...the only thing they have to do it improve...

Ok now time for my reaction.

MY first reaction.

Then my last reaction.


(or is it the other way around? -_-')

Yep, that's all it...now I can't wait to compare this to the actual review. :D

& FYI, if you put 'gay porn' in your thread title it takes about 60 minutes for the thread to appear.

The Tom Clancy quote during the megazord sequences just killed me.

Andrewtheeviscerator:
I know Youtube is known for stupid and pointless videos but that epitomizes it. So it's a childish video that's attempting to make fun of IGN because they gave a game he doesn't like a high score (probably the later Call of Duties) so he just went full hyperbole and what he assumes the next review will be like, and in the end made himself look like a child throwing a tantrum. So thanks OP for completely wasting my time with the video, and thanks to everyone who thinks that funny for continuing to prove that the gamer "community" is nothing but a bunch of tantrum throwing man children who always need things to go their way.

oh yes, because a random youtube video clearly dictates an entire community. I'll get on the youtube comments right away to write the creator a very angry note!

do you ever let loose maybe and just have fun? I know I have a pipe up my ass sometimes, but I try to dislodge it occasionally, even for childish things. It's okay, I promise no one will hurt you for it ;)

Edit: I guess I should add something on topic:

Funny stuff, a little outlandish on some "wtf" moments but I believe that is what the video creator was going for, and jesus if I didn't lol at the power ranger parts.

what....what was that? i was going in thinking it as some kind of run of the mill anti call of duty vid but that was just My Eyes! Forever seen!

I think I just found out what happens when someone opens the Ark of the Covenant... and it was awesome. Seriously, it was the most disturbing thing I've watched on YouTube and I liked it. Therapy ahoy!!! @_@

This video is now one of my favourite videos on or outside of the internet. It's genius. It's a master-work. A tour de force. Pack your bags, film comedy men, you ain't worth beans no more. I want an extra thumb, so I can give this three thumbs up, and hit the space bar harder so I can fit more spaces into my description of the excellence of this video.

Loop Stricken:

NinjaDeathSlap:
There is nothing I can say about this except "well, that happened."

I think my mind's capacity for rational thought may have ejected itself for it's own protection.

Indeed, though I am now reminded about how concurrently cool and crap Power Rangers was.
Green Ranger was the best, though. By far.

As a conservative, I prefer the White Power Ranger.

Wow, that's a brilliant satirical take on IGN's reviews. Most of their reviews for Halo and CoD are basically Fellatio in word form.

It'll always and forever be a question of opinion, but the "review" isn't so much slamming the people who like BlOps 2 as what BlOps 2 seems to culturally imply for the gaming scene. CoD in general is made for the multiplayer-obsessed who takes virtual kills in a virtual game completely out of proportion.

The "Tacticool" bullet point is spot-on, seeing what you're getting is basically a tech demo of current or near-future armament technologies. You get to pretend that what you're doing has some sort of tactical significance, but it really doesn't.

As someone who has never played Call of Duty, and knows literally nothing about it besides that it's classified under the Spunkgargleweewee genre, I feel like this is an accurate representation of what an outsider looking in thinks the game is like. Kind of. I think the real CoD has less Power Rangers and more homoerotic overtones.

Needless to say, I'm kind of giggling like a giddy schoolgirl right now. I enjoyed that far too much.

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