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Copy Clerk  Posts: 62 Joined: 24 Dec 2007     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 6 Dec 2007    | "Did you see that? It looked like something out of a Saturday Morning Cartoon!" Citizen of Threed in Earthbound, describing the flying machine Jeff's dad made. The Irony being ALL of earthbound looks straight out of a cartoon. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 213 Joined: 20 Dec 2007    | "Names are for friends, so I don't need one." "I am Truth! The Voice of the Covenant!" Halo has always been full of memorable moments. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 | THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE HIM? Bad dudes |
Community Manager, Bethesda Posts: 9 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | In the introduction to Symphony of the Night (or I suppose the end of Dracula X), I love the whole dialogue sequence for being so cheesy. "What is a MAN?" |
Paperboy Posts: 33 Joined: 28 Dec 2007 | C&C Generals Overlord Tank: I am BIG! And that creepy laugh the inferno cannon does |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 |
I loved that! Anyway, I'm amazed no one's said anything from Tales of Symphonia yet. Especially from Genis. Some of his lines were instant classics. Lloyd: Those fakes are totally copying us. Unknown voice: MUHAHAHAHA!!! (Lloyd walks quietly up to Kratos, who thinks someone is trying to assassinate him and swings his sword) Lloyd: Oh? Genis, you made this? Genis: Are you stupid or something?! Now what are we supposed to do? Woman: Can you believe the nerve of this hag? Genis: Um, Presea? (Zelos is attacked by an unknown man, who then holds him hostage) Lloyd: Hey, what's Zelos doing over there? It looks like he's talking to a little girl. Genis: Presea...I-I-I-I...You're p-p-pretty... Colette: Wow, Lloyd, you're amazing! As if those weren't enough, the game also has two of the best serious lines I've ever seen: Regal: Indeed. It is enough that I alone bear the weight of sin. You and I are the epitome of sin! I'll drag you down to hell with me! Kvar: Ugh...Kratos, you pathetic inferior being! |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 124 Joined: 7 Nov 2007  | "Wow, what a mansion!" It doesn't seem funny in written form, but considering that was the first thing Wesker said after running for his life and seeing one of his squad mates being mauled by dogs. |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | This one may already have been said but... The Aperture Science Enrichment center wishes to remind you that the weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you. It in fact, cannot speak. -GLADOS |
Copy Clerk Posts: 89 Joined: 31 Dec 2007 | I can't believe I forgot to mention Baten Kaitos Origins. Guillo alone had more funny lines than almost any other video game character, ever... Sagi: Come on, Guillo, she's all by herself. I bet she feels so helpless. Milly: I'm what you might call a sheltered girl. Milly: Come on, you guys! Let's get on! Milly: (panicking) Oh no...oh no, this is bad, very very bad... Palolo: Do you guys always try to get yourselves killed, or only when I'm around? Sagi: Thanks, Palolo. If it wasn't for you, we'd all be dead now. Guillo: (after any easy random battle) Why didn't they fight back? Guillo: Insulting my magic? Don't make me torch you just to prove a point, wench. Guillo: I can't tell if we just got a hint or a slap in the face. Guillo: Would you be quiet?! Your squawking is creating more turbulence than those clouds! Guillo: Is this the half-wit's witless half speaking? Guillo: I think it suits her well. You can practically see the evil oozing out of every pore. Guillo: Are you obsessed? A koa monkey in heat wouldn't be this clingy. Sagi: What did they send, the whole army?! Guillo: Sagi, do you mind if I torch the posters, the wench, and the WHOLE BLASTED CITY?! Lolo: So you'll get me that sacred wood, then? Guillo: Who throws barrels at people? What are you, some monkey who's run off with a pretty wench? |
Paperboy  Posts: 27 Joined: 26 Dec 2007  | Warcraft III and The Frozen Throne has the most hilarious quotes outside Baldurs Gate. A few examples; "-"Who's that guy with the sickle? Why's he beckoning? Why is my grandfather with him?" - Old Draenei -"Tell Blizzard I'd make a great action figure!" - Wind Rider -"In the depths, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but it's really muffled." -"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which -"I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and your wee doggy too!" - Dwarven Rifleman -"I stole your precious! Ahahaha." - Spellbreaker -"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. -"Pheer my leet skillz." - Archer -"FALL LIKE LEAVES! ... In fall." - Dryad -"Why you poking me again?" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 7 Oct 2007   | Psychonauts: When Raz releases the fish from jail as a giant monster, 3 of them come out and say: "Freedom!" The last guy always makes me laugh my ass of :P. He just says Freedom in such a monotone way. |
Paperboy Posts: 20 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | Warning this line sounds very wrong if taken the wrong way allow me to explain, they are not related by blood one of them was adopted. From Tsukihime (akiha arc) "Your right Akiha is not my sister What??? She is my women. You B@#$%^!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | Yep, just finished Portal. I love all the malevolent things she says in the endgame. "That thing [you're carrying] is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it." "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?" "Who's going to make the cake when I'm gone? You?" "What was that? Did you say something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you." "There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are." |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 | *Riddick tackles a guard down into a pit & is now ontop of him, wizzing downwards* |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 5 Joined: 2 Jan 2008   | "It shone pale as bone, As I stood there alone. And I thought to myself how the moon, that night, caast its light, on my heart's true delight, and the reef where her body was strewn" Love? Love is for the living... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 30 Dec 2007 | DMC Dante MGS 1 |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1212 Joined: 9 Dec 2007    | "Go to Hell, John." Sold Unreal II to me. And from Assassin's Creed: "[Do you believe everything you read?] Like from an online encyclopaedia or what your high school history teacher taught you?" It was a great, tongue-in-cheek knock at Wikipedia. |
Muckraker Posts: 321 Joined: 24 Nov 2007 | I know my brother's current favorite... he was watching me play Mass Effect, talking to Captain Anderson... "Harkin may be human, but he's also an ass." He got a real kick out of that one. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1679 Joined: 2 Jan 2008     | Mass Effect does have some good'ns. Wrex: This is the famous turian general? It's a wonder your kind ever defeated us. General Septimus: I may be drunk, krogan, but you're ugly. And tomorrow I'll be sober. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 61 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 | I don't remember these quotes word for word but they go mostly like this: Saints Row: Julius: That was a hell of an explosion! You ok playa? Timesplitters 3: Cortez: It's time to split! Halo 3: Grunt: I'll polish your helmet! I'll polish you boots! Heavenly Sword: Nariko: We may need you to play Twing-Twang Saints Row: Johnny: I'm gonna skull fuck that bitch! Saints Row: Dex: So what in here? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?... Shoes?! Saints Row: Luz: Please! Can you at least tell me where Manuel is? |
Escapist Co-Founder  Posts: 827 Joined: 21 Nov 2004   | I am in love with this thread. That is all. Thank you. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2807 Joined: 29 Dec 2007   | anything in baldurs gate 1, 2, or 2.5. jan tries to steel boo (a minuture giante space hamster) from minsc. minsc- what are you doing boo belongs to minsc! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2807 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | i foget what game but- throws grnade. "ha take that" other guy picks up grenade "thanks but i think the pin is supprested to get pulled" pulls pin and throws it back. "oh than-" BOOM |
Research Manager  Posts: 204 Joined: 28 Oct 2005    | Add another Portal quote to the mix, "Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." |
Muckraker Posts: 321 Joined: 24 Nov 2007 |
That's actually a Winston Churchill quote adapted for the game. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | I don't know if these have been posted yet, but... *After completion of the Android Training room* "Assume the Party Escort Submission Position." "LAST ONE ALIVE- LOCK THE DOOR!" "What cat?" |
Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 30 Dec 2007  | Best line in a Videogame Ever is in Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, when you fight Ghor in Sky Town for the second time. Ghor: Soon Everything will be corrupter... Even you... Samus: ... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1679 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 |
Ah, well my thanks go out to W.C. for bringing me that chuckle. Here's a few more-- Ratchet: Hey, there's Dr. Nefarious. And that butler guy. And they've got Clank. Hey, how about that, they're holding you prisoner... I guess I should be feeling pretty stupid right now. I don't suppose there's any chance you're the evil Clank? -Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal, PS2 LeChuck: Soon, I'll use this voodoo cannonball to send my significant other to the significant OTHERWORLD! Bwa, ha, ha. That'll show her how much I truly care. -The Curse of Monkey Island, PC The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president? -Bad Dudes, NES |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1023 Joined: 13 Dec 2007    | In Shenmue, Ryo (who's looking for the man who killed his father) has an amusing habit of walking up to random people and asking, "About that day, did you see any men in black suits?" Nozomi: Christmas is already over. Some more Engrish from Mega Man X6 "Eh? I... I felt it too... I felt Zero there." - Alia Zero explaining how he came recovered from getting both his legs blown off, and a giant friggin laser going through his chest in the last game: "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself. I had to wait until I was healed." |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 812 Joined: 19 Dec 2007   | "My brother is a +12 Hackmaster!" "You know, long time ago, I was like, a *Moonblade*." "So, are we gonna kill something now?" "Find someone rich, and kill them! Then find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woohoo!" - Lilarcor, Baldur's Gate 2. |
Paperboy  Posts: 23 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | At End the end of halo 2 Sgt.johnson-What are you doing cheif? Master chief-Sir I'm finishing this fight EPIC! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 6 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | I can't believe that no one's quoted any of the Silent Hill games. Personally, my favorite is the exchange between Heather and Vincent in SH3 Vincent: I've seen you, the joy you take in squashing them. Also, most of the dialogue in Conker's Bad Fur Day is brilliant, and the ending is really terrific. Every line in Portal, and a lot of Psychonauts is pretty sublime, too. Finally, just to nitpick, Duke's signature line, "I've come to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum," is not original. It's taken from the film "They Live" by John Carpenter. I love Duke, but you can't give the writers credit for that one, just for having good taste in sci-fi movies. |
Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 |
TOS is one of the best games known to man!!!*nibbles on kitten* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2807 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | i think this one from blacksite covers what everyone thinks about the game " blar blar blar warr warr warr just give me a gun" |
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Ike: If anyone's going to kill us all, shouldn't it be you, the dark god who was sealed inside the medallion?
Yune: You called me a dark god again! How would you like it if I called you a dark bag of organs?! I don't want to talk to you anymore!
Ike: What?
Yune: How do you feel?
Ike: ... Strong. Like I can take on anyone.
Yune: Wow, you're very confident for a being that can die!
Goddesses have senses of humor too, so it seems.