fat american:

Darkshade505:

Love the half life games

What's wrong with loving the half life games?

im too poor to afford them so i get them *cough* thru a friend and it makes me mad that i cant support the devs

I don't see what's so wrong with the Sims games. Unless you play them on PC AND console. One or the other...

Is it a bad thing that it's taken me 4 months to even begin to like HL2?

Haha, I have a few.

I have no clue what Dues Ex Machina is.

I thought Halo was stupid till I played Halo 2, three months after it came out, then bought the special addition back in the end of 06', didn't beat it for five or six months, but loved every minute of it. Then bought Halo for $10 and still haven't beaten it. Got close but I downloaded the Halo 3 beta and never picked it back up.

I have more fun making fun of people who can't play Guitar Hero III than I do playing it.
To add to that, I can play HGIII on expert, I'm such a dork.

I watch more cartoons than I do anything else, including play video games.

When it's a slow day at work, I pretend the hot girls are laura craft, I have a gun, and life is awesome.

I've actually bought something from Gamespot.

The first game I ever beat was Halo 2.

I leave my ps3 on just so it can fold at home.

I haven't played a game on my ps3 since Oblivion came out, which I have still yet to finish.

Sometimes I talk in a high pitched whiny voice on Xbox Live just to piss people off.

I haven't played GTA IV in more than three weeks.

I own Bionicle and Kameo on the 360, and I actually enjoy both.

I make Kameo swim and move around the camera so I can look up her skirt.
She didn't have panties until the second update for the game.

I hate all the Half Lives.

EDIT: I'll add some more

I've never beaten a Mario game.

I played three games on the N64, Mario 64, Donkey Kong 64 and Glover, nothing else.

I've played a DBZ game.

Wario Ware is the funnest game I've ever played on a Nintendo console.

I used to like fighting games.

I didn't like Gears of War very much.

Bioshock may be awesome, but I get a head ache from playing it for more than a few hours.

I stole money from my mom to buy a game I never played.

I rate games on their amount of manliness.

I've beaten THUG 2 on the PSP more than six times. It's the only game I played for the summer of 07'

I think Mass Effect is boring as hell, but I really want to play it for the story.

I laugh at www.urmrgay.com than I do grind my teeth.

I play GTA's for a few hours, then just shoot cops and go on sprees for twenty minutes then stop playing for a few days.
If you play a game for a long time, then stop playing cause you have to do something, then play it less until you just play it for cheep laughs or cause someone told you to, I call it the "GTA effect" cause of that.

I liked the DOOM movie, till I saw it again just recently and realized how stupid it was.

I rarely know what Penny Arcade is talking about.

I wish they would make a PS3 without Blu ray so we don't have to put up with these damn load times.

Bobzer77:

LoneSoul:
I love Assassin's Creed (played it for a month when I first got my 360)

there nothing wrong with loving assassins creed, youve just got to step back to appreciate it.

I second that.

speaking of, I picked up the "kill 25 guards in one fight" achievement in a random guard chase, and by the end I was standing in the middle of an area covered with dead guards, with most being killed by the left handed assassin-dagger-stabby-thing. yeah, I got way too good with the combat system.

oh, as for something I don't even get a smidgen of pride out of: I couldn't catch the fat guy before he waddled into the guard post. yeah, fail.

I love Target: Terror and will defend it to the ends of the earth. Cut, print, this thread can't get any better/worse.

I feel dirty saying this... I used to like the Need for Speed games... Why? I don't know...

Swenglish:

And Grand Finale:

I tried once to masturbate in front of the Mass Effect sex scene and failed.
(You know what I mean)

Anarchemitis:
I have yet to play:
Anything made by Valve
Any MMORPG of any kind. At all.

With the Exception of the Valve thing, I regret nothing.

L4Y Duke:
I've never played Starcraft.

GASP!

oh and i also beat many of the barbie games my sister bought under the excuse of 'testing to make sure they worked'

JoPiss:
I hate all the Half Lives.

I think Mass Effect is boring as hell, but I really want to play it for the story.

to the half life comment: EXTREME GASP!
and the mass effect comment : regular gasp

I played, and completed command and conquer generals, pokemon red, yellow, and gold(I also caught 251 pokemon and cheated repeatedly).
I played Yugioh for a year(including a video game), I played White Wolf for 2, and a few games of Vampire the masquerade. I was in a BESM (anime RPG) with a PC who had gaydar (we kicked him out for being a homophobe, who was probably gay just hiding at the back of the closet, and for creeping us the fuck out)
I spent 3 days trying to get a pair of girls to make love in Sims 2, while I was at a friend's house, I don't remember if I succeeded.
I've willingly role-played as a girl on several occasions, admittedly they were usually lesbians, if not then bi, and yes it did tend to come up.

EDIT: When I was in Jr. high I stole money from my band funraiser to buy a gameboy so I could play the copy of Pokemon red I was getting for christmas, which I took from my mom's closet while she was in the hospital, while I was at my grandparents house.

I can't think of anything else, for right now, however I've been a big time gamer for over a decade, I'm sure I'll remember something later.

The first time I tried to play FFVII, I didn't realize that the elevator was an elevator and promptly died right in the beginning.

I've NEVER been able to do the "hide-from-the-guard-puzzles" in any RPG I've ever played- I've always had to use gamefaqs.com to cheat my way through them.

I very rarely beat a game. (This stems mostly from the fact that I check them out for a maximum of 4 days from Gamestop, and I never actually have money to buy it afterwards) Among the few I have actually beaten are FFX, FFX2 *cringe*, Suikoden V, Neverwinter Nights (the original, no expansions... yet), and a couple DDRS on Standard. Maybe I should play a few that aren't RPG's just to beat them, lol.

I never played WoW myself but I used to sit on my ex boyfriend's lap and watch him play all the time. I was doing the same thing with Half-Life Two: Episode Two for a while...

EDIT:
Oh yes, unlike most gamers, I enjoyed 'Stay Alive'. When she brought out the camera from Fatal Frame, I squealed. Which the theatre wasn't happy about, but they can suck it because they probably didn't get the reference.

Epic post for an epic thread alert:

I've never played through a final fantasy game yet wasted my time on multiple pokemon games, not to mention hacked the crap out of those games once boredom set in and started selling things like rare shiny mews for example.

I fail to see how the newer mario games with their often preschool like character vocabulary are so popular.

I have pulled off the 'Diago' parry but now barely play fighting games and think mvc2 was nothing but a broken fanboy fest

I mastered Fatal Fury 1 before I even touched street fighter

unless you've played a game more then me, chances are I would be 'that guy' in a gaming party.

I still have my friends copy of shaqfu somewhere, completed it with all characters and even found glitches

I never played a zelda game until the wii came out. I've finished twilight princess but even now I don't fully see what the big deal with ocarina of time is.

I tried playing the first metroid and it bored me to death

I despise lag and consider it the reason for most of my losses online

I find anyone who uses the term 'e-sport' in a serious sense laughable

I took part in a final fantasy online bet to see which mithra could get the most free stuff in terms of ingame currency value. I came 3rd out of 4 people (the winner doing so because he married his victim!) as well as partied in a team of nothing but Mithras. I acted more respectfully then normal since I assembled since I was the last person joining they were girl friends who knew each other, only for them to later confess all but one of them were men! Since then I have the belief that items in rpgs = power not skill and girl characters in rpgs (real or not as long as they're willing to use their charms) have it easy.

I've barely played halo and the appeal to me seems to be it can do all the things PC shooters have been able to do for years already!

Face hugger encounters in games turn me to a suicide bomber, should I happen to be carrying something explosive in my hand at the time.

I'm one of the few people to play through batman forever on the genesis and the broken as hell arcade version *cringes*

I think the DOA games are 90% fanservice and 10% gameplay

I think fighting games played with joysticks makes you look stupid, the industry switched to pads for a reason!

I was furious on metal gear solid 2 the first time vamp kills you know who, then so confused by the last boss I didn't even know if I was supposed to kill him or bide more time for snake to show up

I have cried laughing at a drunken friend being chased by a Pyro Monkey in TimeSplitters 2

I originally played through Parodius 1 and 2 oblivious to all the sexual innuendos

I did a count of how many games I've played out of curiosity, so far the count is just over 300

I have a few to contribute as my first post on these forums.

1: I hate the Halo series.
2: I've never enjoyed any of Valve's games, with Portal being the only exception.
3: I've played a DBZ game.
4: I found Bioshock to be practically flawless, really, it was like Painkiller, the story was forgetable and was made perfect by the variety of ways you could kill tonnes of dudes.
5: I've finished every Final Fantasy to date, bar 11, I refuse to buy it.

I haven't played a game in about two weeks. I'M LOSING MY CRED MAN!

I hate Mario! I thought all Super Mario games sucked. I don't like platformers except Psychonauts. But I really want Mario killed by being stuck in a SuperNova that is thrown in a blackhole with Paris Hilton.

I've never played a single Square Enix game.
I've never played Gears of War.
I've never played God of War.
I hate Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
I illegally downloaded and installed copies of Halo: Combat Evolved on to the computers in my school, then linked them together and played LAN.

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-i downloaded stalker demo did not understand why people like it
it was horrible
-only played halo on pc was an average fps no more
-i suck as tf2 sniper
-i play stupid songs on voice chats alot ^^
-i was really good at cs (really good) and my clan banned me cuz they taught i was cheating which i wasant i hate all cs since then never baught it.
-i really fucking liked blues brother game for pc. it was really good shutup D:
-I DO NOT LIKE MAPLESTORY.
-i dont usualy buy games just download ^^
-i played mgs3 for 5 min never touched it again hated it

I returned GTA 4 on the same day I bought it.

Never played any zelda or mario games(except super mario rpg)

I think MGS games are stupid.

I want to kill my friends for making me play ssbb.

RebelRising:
I really want to try World of Warcraft (overall, is it worth it?).

What you should do is play the 10 Day trial, Google World of Warcraft Free Trial and click on the first link.

If not, play a private server for a while, then buy the game

I have no skill at first-person shooters, fighting games, or strategy games - and they bring me nothing but frustration - but still continue to buy and play them anyway.

In high school, I once paid a classmate five dollars to clone his Mew in Pokemon Red.

I wept when my Pokemon Silver cartridge stopped saving.

The only incentive I have to purchase a new console is to play Disgaea 3.

I played Final Fantasy XI for all of two hours six months ago, but I still haven't canceled my account. They'd delete my mithra.

I kind of like Age of Conan.

- I've never played Half-Life. Played Half-Life 2, Episode One & Two thanks to the Orange Box.

- I hated Team Fortress 2.

- I don't know what Chrono Trigger is.

and when I was a kid I dropped my shiny charizard in a puddle and cried.

ive never played god of war. i bought it and it didnt work, then i bought a new copy and that didnt work either! i sorta gave up after that! lol!

i also used to own two dreamcasts.........

I have a secret liking for Final Fantasy 7, man, that was hard to say.

i was also obsessed with reno and rude from final fantasy 7 for a while...

After my Final Fantasy 7 Save corrupted, i couldnt play console games for 6 months.

Legend of Dragoon is my favorite game.

Couldnt get past Wraithwall's tomb in FF12

I cant beat God of War 2 no matter how hard i try.

A lone tear rolled down my face when Aris died.

I played Destraga before i ever touched street fighter/tekken ect...

I hate Smash Bros. Brawl

I cant play guitar hero

I still play Diablo

I beat the Water Temple in Ocarina of Time masters edition.

Ive never played Crono Trigger

I still think Perfect Dark for the N64 is the gretest FPS ever made.

I didnt know what Tomb Radier was until about a year ago.

Used to play Mario Cart 64 with my mom.

more to come...........(deep breath)..... that felt good

...how can u not play guitar hero?

DGKT93:
...how can u not play guitar hero?

No fingers or toes? Although if that's the case I have no idea how you can play any game or do anything at all.

I had a crush on maria in star ocean 3

lee99:
im new ^^
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-i downloaded stalker demo did not understand why people like it
it was horrible
-only played halo on pc was an average fps no more
-i suck as tf2 sniper
-i play stupid songs on voice chats alot ^^
-i was really good at cs (really good) and my clan banned me cuz they taught i was cheating which i wasant i hate all cs since then never baught it.
-i really fucking liked blues brother game for pc. it was really good shutup D:
-I DO NOT LIKE MAPLESTORY.
-i dont usualy buy games just download ^^
-i played mgs3 for 5 min never touched it again hated it

Oh yeah I played Maple story also, it was ok took too long to level and you could never tell when something was going to eat your face, the only real way was to use a ranged attack once, if you hit you might stand a chance, if not you will be waking up in town real soon.

EDIT : oh yeah I owned pokemon cards also, had almost the entire first set until some little douchbags walked of with the 3 most valuable cards in the set.

Not good for a first post...

Was the first person i know to buy bulletwitch *sobs*

Have watched FFX pron

and have never played

Shenmue (sorry for spelling)
System shock 1 or 2
counter strike
world of warcraft

good point

I honestly don't enjoy Gears of War... seriously, it's just way too depressing.

And I also play Baldur's Gate.

Edit:Oh yeah, and I bought the pokemon trading card gaem... for the gameboy... *sobs*

inbetweendreams1031:
Edit:Oh yeah, and I bought the pokemon trading card gaem... for the gameboy... *sobs*

lol you're not alone. And speaking of pokemon after I beat the game (blue) I realized that I could heal for free in the pokemon center. (been using potions and dying all this time)

A friend completed the water temple for me on ocarina of time, not even sure if I ever got round to doing it myself!

and I hated Majora's mask despite the snazzy gold cartridge.

I own more games that I think I can possibly finish, yet I still buy more.

I never played FF7, got bored and didn't finish Bioshock, and i cheat shamelessly on RTS games just because i love watching an innumerable horde march forth and decimate my NPC opponents (i don't cheat online, so don't chew me out. i still have some morals when it comes to cheating)