I hate the Fallout, Baldurs gate, planescape, and NWN series, and Morrowind.

And Oblivion is in my top 10.

I have not enjoyed a game made by Blizzard, ever. EVER.

I enjoy playing chicks in video games.

I played EverQuest for something like 5 or 6 years.

I kind of like the graphics in Guitar Hero 3.

I have spent more time playing Might & Magic: World of Xeen than any other video game, ever. (I have melee'd down The Megadragon in 3 or 4 rounds and caught it on video record, without using any wells and didn't have any deaths.)

I judge people that play or want to play WoW.

I judge people that say they enjoyed Final Fantasy 8.

I know what 'twing twang' is, and I'm bloody glad I bought the game it comes from.

I loathe FPS. I have only ever bought two - Halo for the PC and HL2.
I beat Halo because I was trying to impress a gamer chick, and will never play it again.
I have never beaten HL2 because I just don't care enough to.

I have decided against buying games because they made the girls' chests look unrealistic and I found it gross (example: Soul Calibur 3). I feel guilty for being in the crowd of "I didn't buy a game because of cosmetic reasons."

the first PS2 game I bought was Tetris Worlds (there's a good reason for that though)
I have now bought assassins creed for PS3 and it'll be months before I can afford the console itself ontop of other incoming expenses.
Also in strategy/stealth games I'm a perfectionist, If Sam Fischer gets spotted, even if it doesnt affect my overall score, I'll suicide and go back to the checkpoint to get that perfect silent kill.

When I was a child I used to purposely let Sonya beat the balls off of me in Mortal Kombat.
It aroused me quite so. Why? I don't really know, but I suppose it did influence my current sexual tastes.
But 'eh. What 'am I saying? I'm sure you're not interested in hearing me ramble on about this sort of thing.

But wait, theres more.
Last semester I'd always pop in to EB to hang out with the sales guys there, chat about games and play GuitarHero III, I dont think they actually know my name.

My friend (male) plays female elf avatars on WoW and Runescape. he keeps getting propositioned for cyber, I tried to make him accept just to laugh at the poor loner on the other end.

I pwn all my Halo fan-boy mates at those games, and i dont even own an x-box

Through out my entire school career the only 'fight' i got into was in 5th grade with a dude twice my size (from my perspective) when he took my gameboy pocket. I floored him and was still kicking him when a teacher came in and took me to the headmaster. got away with it tho :D
-let that be a warning

In Sims 1 I only set up lesbian couples, and exotic homes. I'm straight. In Sims 2 for the PS2 I've only played lesbian alien sims.

On a private roleplay server my character (female) and another got *ahem* 'very cuddly'. That was, until a gamemaster threw in a grizzly bear that killed us. Could have been worse though. I once saw screenshots where a group (5) of gamemasters in invisible mode (invis to players, visible to each other) were standing around a heated couple, and making emotes like passing on the popcorn and coke.

Oh and, I play many games with cheats (though not online). I like making it easy for myself.

i dident buy mass effect for the lisabian sex.... but i did enjoy it.

Cheeze_Pavilion:
I think consoles are way, way better for playing FPSes than PCs.

Not strictly a gaming comfession, but i think you're a jackass for that comment. Mouse and keyboard is waaaaaaaaaay better for controllong an FPS than a joypad and if i could play my console FPS's with them i would.

Confession time:

I was heavily addicted to the Pokemon trading card game. when i was 17/18...

Someone else mentioned this already, but i too like to play chicks in games.

I have, when younger, masturbated over Lara Croft and the girl from Pandemonium 2....

For shame, lol

i broke a computer over my frustrations with steam...

an employee at gamestop, when i was a child, wanted to take me into the back room and do questionable things to me...he was stopped by laughing coworkers

I have a better mastery of the English language then the majority of Xbox Live users

I still say Hellgate London is an okay game

I used to have notable skills with any grenade on any FPS, i still havent lost a grenade only match to date

I dont see whats so great about crysis

I've never played a second of any Halo games and don't understand the fuss
I thoroughly enjoyed The Sims
Viva Pinata was great fun
I've never owned a Nintendo system
Some of my best gaming moments were playing Vib Ribbon and Bishi Bashi Special

I let all my friends beat me in fighting games, because I feel sorry for them. They obviously dont know how deadly I am with Jigglypuff on Melee either.

Ok...

I have met Peter Molyneux and didn't like him although I never let him know

I've been to 3 E3's
I've been to 1 GDC and am expecting to go again
I've been to the Tokyo game show

Onto the games part

I've played world of warcraft more then any other game ever despite not enjoying the game

I've been dumped by a girl who I got to play world of warcraft, because I quit world of warcraft and wanted her to, and last I heard she was addicted to world of warcraft and it was actually effecting her job

I can't stand JRPG (including any FF game) but refuse to argue about it
I can't stand the Halo series but refuse to argue about it
I think the wii is a waste of time but will not argue about it

I've never played the sims
I've never played gears of war

I've never been fan of zelda, I've never beat a zelda game from start to finish

I bough crysis just to see if I could run it on high on my pc (yes I can) and never played it again

I've always been competitive in games and will actually refuse to play if I think the game is not balanced and I will not let someone beat me at a game

At EB games I've played a Naruto fighter with a kid (I think he was 6 or so) and I beat him badly

I first played soul caliber 2 when a friend brought it over and by the end of the night I had gotten much better then him at the game and he was noticeable upset about it

I once played in a tournament at a huge LAN and placed second and was so mad at myself for losing I've never played the game I lost at since

I think Hellgate London is an awful game

I will be buying Age of Conan and Warhammer online although I have low expectations

I own a 360 and have never played on XBL

I think Fable, despite not living up to what it should of been was a really good game and I still have it installed on my home pc

I think people who judge others based on games they play or played are stupid
I think people who judge games based on how popular they are and what other people say about it but have never played them are stupid (seen a few never played halo and am proud of it)

I am extremely envious of Sonic the Hedgehog and I love Amy Rose.

there was a time i seriously thought i was gay becuase all my friends fancied lara croft and i didn't. i even remember pretending i did so i could join in with their horny ranting. lol. also don't tell anyone buy i never really bothered finishing FF7, it bored me to tears towards the end.

i had to get my father to beat jet force gemini, i have over 100 yu-gi-oh cards, i cant beat any of the last levels on my pc games on hard, (but, mind you, i can beat he rest of the levels, just not the last ones.), i often play wheel of fortune for my pc.(and enjoy it.)

I can attribute all my bad grades to playing games, since I'm in university and when I'm not studying I'm playing games!

I'm 13, so...

never played Goldeneye (dammit, XBLA! I was looking forward to that port!)
never played an RE game (going to pick up RE4 ASAP)
never played a DOOM game

hmmm... more if I think of them.

Ventrillo killed RPG within guilds and I hate it.

I've never played anything with Everquest in the title, even though I've played every other MMO that has ever come to market.

The most enjoyable games i have ever played is the first few Sonic games on my Megadrive.
I think anyone who owns a Wii and is above 12 needs to grow up.I would never admit it though.
I enjoyed every "The Sim's" game up to "The Sim's 2", yet knew that "The Sim's 2" was no longer any part of the series.
I bought a PS3 over the 360 WHEN I LEARNT HALO 3 WAS COMING OUT ON THE 360! However, this was a knowedgable decision as I hate playing with anyone below the (physical and mental) age of 13.
I think cheats are pathetic, anyone who cheats on a game needs to get some friends.
I hate cheaters.
Cheaters should grow up.
Most cheaters own a Wii.
I also think people who judge games based on how popular they are and what other people say about it but have never played them are stupid (seen a few never played halo and am proud of it as well).
One of my ex-favourite games is R-Type Final , i've always bummed those games.Id never admit to it though.
I never have bought a game which has been hyped frantically.(Excluding games i have played myself.)
I think HL2 is rubbish until you obtain the Gravity Gun.Even then its not anything good.Yeh, i slated it, so what?
I LOVE the Dynasty Warriors Series, even if people slate it for being a 1 button game.
I once tried to download WoW, it toke 3 days and roughly 31 hours for it to reach 51% so i gave up.
Im embarrased about my connection online, however I always assault lagers.
I think anyone who plays WoW is a geek even though I'm positive this isnt the case.
On the sim's, i used to put girls i know IRL on it and make them love each other (to no avail).
I have never played Goldeneye as all the James bond games suck in my opinion.
I think Tetris, Street Fighter and all the other retro games suck HARD.

I apoligise for turning it into a Gaming Confessions instead of secret, but oh well :D

I ordered both of the Buffy the Vampire Slayer games off Amazon...

i used system link to have no oponents on tf2 to get achievements.
i cannot use a sniper rifle. in any shooter. ever.
i get good at games scarily quickly.
i stil play call of duty 2, even though there have been two sequels.
i cant beat mass effect on any difficulty setting above medium.
i have every download pack and every achievement for oblivion , even though i rarely play it anymore i will still download new packs.
i couldnt complete an old aladin game on the sega.
i wasnt going to buy the orange box, and had never heard of valve until i did after seeing good reviews for it.
cant think of anything else right now...

Bling Cat:
i get good at games scarily quickly.
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i used system link to have no oponents on tf2 to get achievements.
i cannot use a sniper rifle. in any shooter. ever.
i cant beat mass effect on any difficulty setting above medium.
i couldnt complete an old aladin game on the sega.

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.

- J

I bought DoA: Beach Volleyball and not for the volleyball...... HAHAHAHAHA, just joking... ;o.o

I HATE Bioware even though I've not played any of their games, just seen videos.

Bioshock pissed me off and I gave up
I still play Croc Legend of the Gobbos
I think Tombi is good
I hate Resistance Fall of Man
I like Future Cop LAPD
My Zelda OOT keeps buggering up at the Water Temple and no matter how many times I restart the game, the 'lack of keys' bug keeps on coming back
I own Monopoly and Scrabble for PS1
The cake isn't a lie (lol)
I own Sims 1 and 3 expansions (Hot Date, Unleashed and that thing that comes with Deluxe)
I still own some Amiga games
I think the Okey Cokey really is what it's all about. WHOA!!! THE OKEY COKEY!!!
I have Futurama for the PS2 and Space Invaders :(
I own Rascal for PS1

And that's about it....

I loathe FF8 and all Elder Scrolls games.

I'm too impatient for Call of Cthulhu:Dark Corners of the Earth.

I never managed to beat the turtle colossus.

I chose my MMORPGs after how attractive I can make my characters.

Seyon:
I've never played portal, I love MMORPGS, I beat Advent Rising in one night fueled on Dr. Pepper, and I take women in Elder Scrolls Oblivion, kill them, strip them, and move them into erotic positions against each other just so can I leave it like that until my roommate walks in and starts rubbing his crotch looking at it...

That last part is too....familiar...

I would never even think of buying a console from any other company then Nintendo.
I play JRPG's. (not translated ones and i dont speak japanese)
I love indie games.
I think crysis suck.
I cheat in RPG's just to se where the story goes.
The only games i bought in 2007 where from nintendo.

Why am i telling you this ?!?

I only ever use Sheik in SSBM, and I normally win.

I love Crysis to an unacceptable level.

I have yet to finish a single handheld Zelda game or complete an RPG game.

I understood Bomberman 64 (not a mean feat).

I never managed to complete Jet Force Gemini, because of what I called a glitch in the game (I'm really not sure what it was)

I think Killzone is one of the best games of all time.

Not really embarrassing, but I completed RE4 on the GC over 10 times, thrice in one day. (long live the guy who invented Red Bull). It wasn't even my copy, someone left it at my house.

There, feel free to judge me.

I got a hard on when Duke nukem (in duke nukem : Land of the babes) said "Sorry Laura, you'll have to use your own fingers this time"

I would just like to say I am 21, since it somewhat puts into context my confessions.

I just bought Pokemon Snap on Ebay
I find Nel from Star Ocean Till the End of Time sexy
I would have dated Rinoa from FF8 in grade 10
The opening scene from Kingdom Hearts 2 gives me chills
I lost Super Mario RPG for my Snes

My friend logged over 10,000 hours on Monster Hunter for the PS2, and I watched the gameplay for at least 1000 of those hours. I still like Gunbound even though it sucks, and is on an American server now (one of the reasons). I've hacked counter-strike: source once and feel like a jackass for doing so.

I've never gotten 100% achievement points in one game asides from King Kong (but that doesn't count because I'm sure my dead dog could have pulled that one off)

I share the same confession as PurpleRain. I have played (majority owned, minority rented) 67 games to, or near to, completion, and have only 14299 out of a possible 52070 gamerscore.

I never played any of the classic zelda games, and when i did play one on an emulator, i got bored with it...
ive never seen chrono-trigger...
i bought THAW (tony hawks worst game) for 60 bucks without even looking into it - /wrists...
i cant beat the 2nd level of super mario...
i beat starcraft, but with excessive cheating...
the nintendo wii hates me...
(not sure if this one is bad, but) Wolfenstein 3D is still one of my favorite games...

and worst...
i suck at tetris...

oh yeah:
the only final fantasy game i ever played was the first one (gasp!)