Not sure if there is a thread for this already, but i want to know what the funniest or most creative online names you have ever seen are. For me, I would have to say that a person named "Cyber Jesus" takes the prize. There have been other fun ones, but I can't remember right now...

ive had many memorable names as ive played CoD2...A Homosexual Zamboni Driver! was one....:{gR}-AnalMcPenetration was another...and things like TomCruiseJumpingOnACouch and PeeWeeHermanTheSexOffender make me the king of retarded names :)

The classic "You were killed by Cancer/AIDS/Ye Mother.

I have'nt really seen any I thought were funny although I wish I could report people to Xbox live for being creativly redundant when I see people with names like "by me" or "the guy who shot U"

You see when you get killed by someone on an FPS online...it usually says killed by "insert name" ya get it, do ya get it, do ya, do ya?

If anyone here ever invents a way to reach through headsets and slap people on the other end give me a call.

I have to say that the most obnoxious name I've ever seen was Fappy McFapperson, I was Stone drunk and attempting to play an FPS and it actually took me a sec to figure it out.

The funniest I've seen is the first and original Jesus on the old xbox. And Ilove2sploodge was one that had me in hysterics for a while.

Poopiesmellman...

DoctorBojangles and me played Crimson Skies a long time ago, he was always a riot.

The Cake is a Spy in TF2
Fuzzy Apple Core in DoD

I've taken to the name "IT" in Star Wars Battlefront.
IT killed Unit 856
TK 421 killed IT
IT captured a Command Post
IT Died

I've also seen people just calling themselves 'Player 1', 'NPC','You' and just a space bar so it looks like no-one.

Another good one from TF2 was Spy sapping mah soup.

I just saw Ragingflapjacks in Starcraft. So far that one is pretty much the best I've ever seen.

Negronomicon

Obviously mine

Playing Day of Defeat, a game which features a German bolt action rifle called a Kar, several times I saw a player called "Dude where's my Tank?". We tried to explain that 'Dude where's my kar?' might be more fitting, but he wasn't having it.

Some good Halo profiles: A Terrorist, A Retard. A Terrorist stuck A Retard. A Retard beat you down. And so on, so forth...

MOHAA: shaving ryan's primate & 25 other variants on the name

one guy on bildagboken (a Swedish site) had the nick porrskadad in english it means porndamage

EzraPound:
Negronomicon

That one rocks.

Me and a friend of mine used to go as "Shits" and "Giggles" in the original HALO.

WoW, roll a undead priest.
praystation,necrohealiac, etc.

or make a human priest and call it catholicpriest
make a friend roll a gnome whatever, named alterboy.
enjoy~

Roflwaffles

In SWG, a pair of Bothans dressed identically and otherwise the same except for size:
Medium Creature
and Larger Creature

GyroCaptain:
In SWG, a pair of Bothans dressed identically and otherwise the same except for size:
Medium Creature
and Larger Creature

i like these, simple and subtle :-D

A good one was "an Acme Product". As in: You were killed by an Acme Product.

I saw a guy in TF2 going by "The Radio Star".. it was kind of cute because the guy obviously had no mic.

It got really funny when one of the other guys switched their name to "Video".

"EXPLODING".

I still remember a dude that used to play on UT99 servers as "Rumpleforeskin."

But RagingFlapjacks wins this thread so far. That's awesome.

I play Battlefield 2 online with my clan, but theres this one guy whos name is
i.know.it.hurts.
best thing is when he comes onto the server someone in Teamspeak always says 'It's hurts'

I used to run into a guy named Phuzznutz in EQ1 all the time.

Nothing else really sticks out at me though.

A guy I once played in Halo (I forget which one, probably 3) went by the name "Anonymous."

I got so scared for my internet that it wasn't even funny.

In America's Army there was a player named "HisBoyfriend", so the kill messages would say:

"SoAndSo was killed by HisBoyfriend"

I'll have to say "IT" made me laugh several minutes and, sadly, "HisBoyfriend" got a good giggle too. (I'm really too old to laugh at gay references, but what the hell, I'm a guy.) "Worms" and "crabs" are good in the same vein, but honestly most of those get annoying rather quickly. Not "IT" though, still laughing over that one.

Sometimes a name just doesn't fit the board. There was a post on Freecycle requesting something or other, and her screen name was "Queen_to_all_bitches". Didn't exactly get a good response on Freecycle.