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Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 31 Jan 2008

My funniest? as to be HughJarse on CoD4, i'd kill him, then stop to laugh at his name, and move on.

Paperboy
Posts: 21
Joined: 12 Dec 2007

Sniper_Zegai:
I have'nt really seen any I thought were funny although I wish I could report people to Xbox live for being creativly redundant when I see people with names like "by me" or "the guy who shot U"

You see when you get killed by someone on an FPS online...it usually says killed by "insert name" ya get it, do ya get it, do ya, do ya?

If anyone here ever invents a way to reach through headsets and slap people on the other end give me a call.

I seen someone on CoD4 a few weeks ago called "Lead Poisoning" ... I thought that was quite amusing. I was killed by lead poisoning. Lets face it, some of the bullets take so long to kill someone online its not actually impossible to imagine. If anything, Old Age is more of a threat.

Muckraker
Posts: 308
Joined: 15 May 2007

Actually, I have to go with the above poster and 'IT'. Although, there is a person on these forums with the name nerdfury. That made me laugh pretty hard.
"You may have defeated me this time, Jock-o McWedgie but one day I, Herbert Wussenstein will bestow upon you my full NERDFURY!"

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

I saw this one guy waaay back in the day on Perfect Dark Zero called "Taste the Painbow", and I just couldn't stop laughing at it. my friend saw this one person in Halo 2 called "his grenade", so it said "ThatGuy was killed by his grenade"

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

Blueballs
Knifinbastard

Copy Clerk
Posts: 123
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

I still remember getting killed on Team Fortress Classic by RubberNipple. Ah, those were the days.

A good friend of mine goes by There's Candy In The Van.

Currently, I go by Eater_of_Kumquats on Team Fortress 2, although Circumcise-A-Midget, Islamic Bartender, Bad Touch , Kablamastan, and Phallic Symbolism all come up, too, if I feeel in the mood for silliness.

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 11 Feb 2008

Chad Sexington

Eventually I realized that it comes from The Simpsons but great name, nonetheless.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 121
Joined: 12 Feb 2008

Testiculator.

I've barely done the online gaming thing. When I did though that was the funniest I saw. My cousin and I Laughed with the dude for probably 20 minutes.

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
Posts: 10318
Joined: 28 Nov 2007

A guy I used to play Halo with had his profile/character name as thehiv.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

GrandmaTITMilk, absolute worst gamertag ever

Muckraker
Posts: 237
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

i am particularly proud of my gamertag, it may not be as humourus as some others but to me it's a stroke of genius. nightmare gorilla, with the strength of a gorilla from your worst nightmare heh.

Muckraker
Posts: 319
Joined: 15 Nov 2007

A friend who plays WoW came across a guild called Hardcore Pwnography. I thought that was pretty funny.

Anonymous Source
Posts: 6
Joined: 13 Feb 2008

In CoD2 i've seen Pine inch nenus (get it? haha let's all be immature for a moment)
A case of anal hematorrhea
Flopus
The Bashing-Flopus (he liked playing bash only on 50+ CoD2 servers)
The elevator man slayer is pretty unique (also known as the deadbabyeater)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2837
Joined: 1 Feb 2008

Many years ago I worked at a tech support cube farm with a 30-player Quake (the original, god it was ugly) LAN in the break area. I was just learning to play and, during work ours, I was also writing a KB article on how to fix a problem cause by a specific manufacturer's printer driver. So I named myself canon_fodder.

Beat Writer
Posts: 221
Joined: 20 Nov 2007

UncleAsriel:
Kablamastan

hahaha, awesome!

My "silly" alias is TheNoodleIncident (an obscure reference to the supposed "worst" thing Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes ever did which is never actually described or shown but hinted at several times in the strips).

Anonymous Source
Posts: 3
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

I played Halo 3 with a kid with a tag It Burn wen i P

It made me haha, not lol, but haha

Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Best Gamertag i've seen was one i came up with back in D2: Comapatient as name for a Hardcore Necro xD or another "StopLookingO_o" for a druid...yeah was fun naming chars like that, stopped doing that though after i left D2 in general...like years ago >_>

Anonymous Source
Posts: 5
Joined: 14 Feb 2008

Best one I've seen so far has to be "XBOX360 NINJA" in all caps followed by "Cold Carl Killa."

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 28 Aug 2008

I like my brothers quite a lot. "I Enjoy Baths".

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3106
Joined: 28 May 2008

For a brief spell about a year ago, a friend somehow managed to slip the gem "Dildo Shaggins" past the Xbox live gamertag wordfilter. He was told to change it within a week. Shame really.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3945
Joined: 16 May 2008

I fought (and died) to a person named "Scared Soccer Mom" in SC4 the other day.

Fought them twice, the first time, they used a Incredible Hulk CaS, the second time, they used a Tarzan one.

I almost beat the Hulk one, but their Tarzan one totally kicked my ass hard.

Beat Writer
Posts: 168
Joined: 14 Aug 2008

a guy named BillyButcheeks15

Anonymous Source
Posts: 1
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

the best one ive seen was a gnome rougue on wow called gnomemercy! (no mercy)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3945
Joined: 16 May 2008

miggins21:
the best one ive seen was a gnome rougue on wow called gnomemercy! (no mercy)

that's also the name of a quest.

Muckraker
Posts: 239
Joined: 24 Jul 2008

best yet is IT

although honorable mention goes to the COD4 clan I'm in Pube. It's hilarious cause no matter what everytime peoeple join a game we're in or we join them someone just can't stop repeating it or proclaims we have no pubes. Is the intellegence of ALL xbox live gamers this low?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3945
Joined: 16 May 2008

mendez:
best yet is IT

although honorable mention goes to the COD4 clan I'm in Pube. It's hilarious cause no matter what everytime peoeple join a game we're in or we join them someone just can't stop repeating it or proclaims we have no pubes. Is the intellegence of ALL xbox live gamers this low?

you're the one in a clan called Pube

Anonymous Source
Posts: 4
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

Touch_Mah_Tots is prolly the funniest gamertag I've ever seen.

Beat Writer
Posts: 161
Joined: 23 Aug 2008

I recall one going by LAAAAAAAAAG, or something similar. You were killed by LAAAAAAG.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1664
Joined: 9 Aug 2008

When I buy my PS3, I plan on making my tag "Tha Cancer!" So everytime I kill someone, it goes "You were killed by Tha Cancer"! Or I might go by a slightly funnier sounding disease, like the herpes, or the syphillis.

Apart from that, the funniest one I can think of off the top of my head is "Do0my" who is a real life friend of mine. Reading it, its really not that funny. But saying it out loud, you realise it's pronounced "Do me".

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2904
Joined: 12 May 2008

I sometimes put "FagRacer" for shock effect. But the best I have ever seen is "Don't you feel stupid?"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1901
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

L0af0fBread, because whats more humiliating than dying to some bread?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2940
Joined: 22 Jun 2008

Wow, undead rogue, named WTBJawPST

Press Junketeer
Posts: 425
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

I like mine which is " a n00b"

So many people get mad when I kill them. My friend uses AIDS so we have fun with those when playing together. "a n00b killed AIDS"

Copy Clerk
Posts: 59
Joined: 8 Aug 2008

Jesus Bunny is the funniest one I have ever come across. Followed closely by "a vehicle".

Paperboy
Posts: 15
Joined: 29 Aug 2008

the best one that has stuck with me would have to be "iknowafatguy" on wc3
it was even more hilarious when another guy was like "omg me 2!"

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