Post your most glorious or hilarious story of killing an enemy in a game here.

Also, please don't post plasma grenade kills from any of the Halos unless it is redirected a ridiculous ammount of times(4 I guess).

Two of my best are from bioshock-Telekinesis is just too fun. the first was in the basement of one of the bars/tavern type places where i slung a puppy at a splicer and scored a headshot which registered an instant kill. the second one was nailing another splicer with a hoe I grabbed with telekinesis and threw at him,"death by Hoe" juvenile but funny regardless.

An honorable mention goes to a time while playing the dark Messiah of might and Magic:Elements demo. i had just entered a chamber with a generic sword-guard in it. Noticing a couple of crates on the floor, I grabbed one and threw it at said Sword-guy. the crate sailed through the air and missed the guard's head by half a foot. A that moment a generic Bow-guard stepped into the open and was knocked flying across the room by the Air-sailing crate. Non-lethal but hilarious.

Beating The Hydra (Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth) by filling her pen with water and shooting her with an electric rifle.

Well, Unfortunately I have a Halo one.
Whilst playing a game called 'Pirates in Space', I was unknowingly stuck by a plasma grenade just before airjacking a hornet. We both exploded and the hornet landed on and killed three other people. It wasn't planned out or anything, needless to say we laughed for about an hour.

Another was from Unreal Toruney 3. I was driving a Necris Darkwalker, and a gentlmen who was driving the kamikaze car, launched it off some high point, it fell for a good distance before I noticed it, and by the time I did, it was too late. Reminded me of Die Hard 4.

My last is while playing Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. I was strangling a ninja when I was strcuk by another opponent, my victim, myself, and my assailent all fell off the nearby cliff. Not a kill I made, but a good'n none-the-less.

Playing Call of Duty 4 in the tiny European town on Search and Destroy. I'm in one of the two houses at the street lined with houses as a sniper. I decide to stop trying to snipe from that particular window since I can't get a good shot. I head down the stairs, and as I round the corner out pops some random person. I instinctively knife him in the chest as he runs at me. Turns out he's a martyr. I catch the grenade, notice his friend in a ghillie suit taking aim at me, chunk the grenade at him, and duck behind a corner.

Best double kill ever.

My best kill ever was when i was playing team fortress classic and me and my friend were taking turns. My friend kept saying i was crazy so out loud i said "You wan't crazy ill show you crazy!" At that moment i ran up a ladder and crowbard a soldier until he gibbed all over my screen. Funny and satisfying.

Half Life 2: first time I used a manhack held in the gravity gun to kill a soldier. It was like a chainsaw, man!

Half-Life 2; Episode 1. When you and Alyx come up from a a basement into the street, and combine soldiers start rapelling down the wall. I took out two with the crossbow (medium range, midair moving targets) before they reached the ground. pinned one, sent the other one flying

Episode 2. in the final battle, two hunters at once with the car, turbo-boosted. Also, the first time I disintegrated a Hunter (using a Radiator stuck full of it's own Flechettes) was sweet, especially since I didnt know I could do it.

Halo: CE. Silent Cartographer. pistoled two hunters at once at point blank, nimbly evading every attack they made. got out of the fray unscathed, with two dead hunters at my feet. Also, once made a absolutely perfect flag run in Ice Feilds. Fully-loaded warthog sets out for enemy base, passenger jumps out and grabs the flag. warthog circles the base, killing no less than three reds just by running them over. Gunner keeps the rest away with supressive fire, maybe drops one or two. flag-bearer comes out, we pick him up, and make a flawless getaway, taking out the one persuing ghost easily.

Clive Barker's Undying. Up against two giant floating heads. Killed one with phosphorous shotgun blasts, then reanimated it to distract the second. took out the second with the scythe.

On Stranglehold for the 360. Jumped on a trailer thing, jumped off that onto a chanderleer, jumped off that and headshotted someone whilst falling down onto a railing with one bullet. It was complete luck, but looked awesome.
CoD2 - On Carentan, using a Garand, took pot shots at someone who then found cover. As you can't reload it manually, I randomly fired into the distance for the reload and headshotted someone as they ran round a corner. Complete luck, but hilarious.

Earlier today I was playing C&C Renegade and while me and a NoD enemy were both falling off of the same cliff by accident, I managed to snag him from about 50 yards with a grenade launcher in freefall. I don't play many FPS's so that was about as good as I get, since I'm usually just creeping around with either a sniper rifle or in the assault suit playing defense.

Halo 3 - Totally at random (and a bit of anger) I threw a plasma grenade high up in the air. A few seconds later I got "You stuck <>" and the Stuck Medal. After checking the film in Theater mode my grenade arc'd over the pillars and a blue opponent who had been crouch-hiding walked out just in time for my grenade to stick onto his head.

The only other one which was similar was an accidental sniper kill; again, random firing hitting someone purely by chance.

Not so much a single kill, but...

WoW, back in the days of Warsong Gulch, before the cross-server insanity, my guildmates and I were up against one of the top alliance guilds on the server. As an undead warlock, I ran the flag all 3 times, ended the match with 15 kills, 0 deaths. Our guild was to about Chromaggus in Blackwing Lair, the opposing guild was a week away from killing C'thun in An'Qiraj.

Anyone who's played that battleground before knows that's pretty unbelievable achievement.

BioShock. My first big daddy. I had a turret on my side, but it was behind a wall, shooting through a crack at the big daddy. I guess it was just close enough for the Big Daddy to go melee on it, but far enough to be completely unharmed. So the big daddy kept trying to punch the turret while the turret unloaded. I barely did anything...what a disappointment.

Maybe that's why I don't like BioShock much...

My best ever was a few days ago.

COD 4: On Countdown we had just rushed the bomb from one side of the map to the other and had planted it. The planter was down and completely undefended. Everyone rushed to it. I cooked a grenade and threw it right at the one who was on the ground defusing it. It landed on his back. He tried to get up and run but it was too late. He blew up. But this isn't were it ends. Two others standing by the bomb were killed. One running from one side of the room to the other at this time was killed. And finally one camper got killed. One other guy dived away at the last second to avoid death but was finished quickly by a burst from my P90. I literally killed the whole opposing team with 1 grenade and about 3 rounds from a P90. If that isn't the best then let me say all my friends in that game witnessed it so I got ultimate bragging rights.

Goldeneye 007 on the N64: i won a first-to-ten match with a final score of 11 by getting a head shot on one guy with the cougar magnum, which when through and hit the guy behind him in the head as well. i think i got Double Kill and Most Accurate for that one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqD4ngWSwhE

not mine, but i saw it a while ago (yes its halo, but it has nothing to do with plasma grenades)

killing 3 guys, all of them with headshots on cs, then hearing the guys on t.s saying "boy this server turned into a hacker convention", and getting banned 2 secs later.

seriously, you can't feel any more awesome than being banned for being so skilled that ppl think you hack

This happened to a friend of mine. He was playing Fallout and his character had an awesome Big Guns skill. He was up against a patrol group of super-mutants and after emptying his Minigun from a distance he switched to his rocket launcher with a single rocket. The Mutants had been pretty worn down from the minigun assault. So he fired the rocket and critically hit to the guy in the middle. It looked like a butcher counter at a grocery store exploded afterwards. Bits and pieces everywhere and mutants knocked back nearly 10 or more hexes. It was so bad he had to get other people as witnesses.

And there's nothing like getting a railgun kill in Quake 3 from across the map before someone grabs the flag and hearing the annoucer go "Holy Shit!"

playin the backlot in cod4 a couple of weeks back.
i outflanked a group of guys camping in the room with the mounted machine gun, chucked a stun grenade in an wiped the lot of them out with a silenced mp5, taking out over half the team with 1 clip.
the beauty then was on their respawn i could see on the UAV they were popping up in the same area so i called in an airstrike and burned the whole team once again.

goodtimes.

hmm...this is difficult...

While I have a long history of being banned from CS 1.6 and CS:S servers I think my greatest achievement was in a CAL match years ago.

We were losing pretty bad on dust or dust 2, can't remember which is which, and I was the only one covering B since they had just rushed it three times in a row. After a minute and none of us had heard or seen the enemy I started walking into the tunnel. I turned left and the entire team was lined up on the wall next to me. After a long double-take I unloaded straight down the line with my colt killing all four with headshots and switching the momentum to our side.

The time I killed three people at once with a well timed Redead throw in Smash Bros Melee was pretty excellent, as I recall. My demise from a randomly spawned bob-omb only increased the hilarity factor at the time.

Easily my most memorable kill, anyway.

Capcom vs. SNK 2 Arcade.

I was using Balrog (large boxer guy) and my friend was using Dhalism (thin guy with things inscribed on his arms). I've played this game once, and didn't beat it. My friend had beaten the game 20+ times with good scores, so i thought id get my ass kicked. He ended up taking most of my health away with fireballs and jump kicks, but i got alot of heavy punches into him. so we were both at 2 health. The bad thing was, he'd just gotten his super power thingy, which i think was a super powerful Jumpkick. He did it, but missed by about 3 pixels and i hit him with a light albow attack (the weakest attack in the game) and insta killed him.

I then procceded to laugh in his face for the next 10 minutes.

My 2 Best Ever Kills Were In Mercanaries

I planted a c4 satchel under a civilian car, then ignited it and watched as the car sailed through the air and rammed into a close-by north Korean helicopter. SO awesome

Secondly, I was outnumbered by russians one time and slowly dying, so i took a grenade out and primed it, held on to it and ran towards a couple of the bastards and blew them and myself straight to hell!

In Half-Life 2, when you have to use the crane to lift your car onto a platform, I first cleared out the Combine on another platform by grabbing a shipping crate and simply swinging it around, crushing them.

Attaining my 'Hardcore' Achievement (1,000 kills) on TF:2 by beating a Heavy to death with my Engineer's wrench.

I had to walk outside and have a smoke afterwards, it was that damn good.

In the Frontlines Fuel of War demo I and another player were providing air cover for our Red Star Alliance teammates on the Oil Field map. The Western Coalition had just drove a heavy tank into one of our bases and proceeded to tear our guys a new one. I swung the helicopter around and lined up the tank in my sites and emptied my rocket pods on him and the nearby infantry. Just as the tank exploded the Western Coalition helicopter flew right over the tank and was struck by the turret that had flown into the air. The pilot lost control slammed into a telephone pole and hit the ground in a flaming heap.

Got a BioShock one here... beating a big daddy to death using nowt but the wrench. the electrostatic discharge tonic works a treat... w00t

Halo 3 - I was playing team doubles with my friend. the enemy had opened a bubble shield in the middle of the map. because i couldn't shoot them with an assault rifle I got onto the overhanging platform with the rocket launcher. I then jumped down into the bubble shield whilst firing the rocket launcher, killing everyone in the bubble shield. i.e. me and the entire other team.

This is on my file share as well.- gamer-tag- number seventy.

On the 'Wet Work' map on CoD4, my team was being thrashed, and nearly all of them had left, so the enemy team decided to get cocky. They all went around together in a group, and started chasing me, with their pistols out. They chased me into a corner, and stood all around me, so I ducked and turned to face the wall, they just stood there, obviously laughing at me cowering in the corner. What they didn't know was I was cooking a grenade, which I made explode in my hand, killing all of them and me, getting me 60 points in the game.My team obviously lost, but when the game ended, the enemy team were still laughing. Hah.

The funniest death in a game I've had, also on CoD4, me and 2 others set c4 around one of our sniping team members, on the mode where you don't respawn, I think it's demolition, and told him if he moved, he was dead, then we camped in the darkness of the area under the stairs, where we could see him (this was on bloc). We lay there laughing while he called us every possible insult he could think of. The joke was on us though. He popped a smoke, then ran off, leaving 3 frags where we were lying.

Properly not the best kill, but easily the funniest...

In Battlefield 2142 my team could get in to the core of the titan, but the other team held bunkered themselves in there. So I chose the sniper and found a target whom I killed with a headshot (this has happened to everyone), I thought that it, but then a medic revives the guy I thought I killed, so I shoot the guy from before in the head AGAIN, and he gets revived AGAIN.

I ended up shooting the guy 4 times in the head before I killed the medic, so the first guy would stay down.

I can think of a hundred ones for SSBM, but i think ill just regale you with one of my most epicly hilarious. 4 player game, on Corneria (the ship with the big plasma gun on the front). I was GaW, and was up against my two brothers and a freind, Who were Link, Falcon and Jigglypuff respectively. All of them were in a huge bunch, and my Falconite brother had been shooting me with perfectly charged Super Scope bullets. However, I had \/B'd them (for the uninformed, it absorbs 3 energy projectiles then you dump them all back out on them), and i obviously ran in and slapped them with the 3-super-scope-oil-attack.

We didn't even SEE Jigglypuff go flying, but we saw her crunch into the screen.
Link got ejected to about a millimeter from getting sent into the horison, but we'll talk about him later. Falcon was spinning down towards the ground, so i run in and do a meteor smash (yelling SHORYUKEN very loudly, inspired by Yhatzee's use of it in his AC review), which sent him into orbit. Link was falling down, and he decided to be clever and hookshot the edge rather than Spin Attack up.
And then, the inevitable happened. Remember i said about the guns on the front? They powered up and shot him about 30 times, racking his damage up to 650%ish and making him fly off so fast i think it caused a sonic boom.
I couldnt really tell, because i was laughing so damn hard.

Sorry for going off-topic, but I really have to complain about it.

Your best kill in a game EVAR!

Weakest protagonist EVAR!

The Best Zombie Killer Evar?

The word you're looking for is spelled "ever", and capitals go on the beginning of a sentence or a name.

It's called "English", and it's really not that difficult if you just give it a try.

My best was probably in Crysis. I was getting nailed by a sniper, so I went into stealth, walked up to the tower he was in, and threw a grenade up into the nest. The sucker had no chance. A funnier one was in Jet Force Gemini multi-player. My little brother had gone off to the washroom, but forgot to pause. He was surrounded by proximity mines when he got back.

MechWarrior 3.

I was playing against my brother; he took the heaviest 'mech in the game, loaded up with those shotgun-like close combat weapons; I, feeling superior, chose a somewhat lighter chassis and went for what I thought was a pretty balanced loadout - some long range lasers, couple of missiles, few machine guns... "Jack of all trades, king of none" would describe it pretty good.

So the game began; as we marched towards each other, I engaged him with my long range weapons, then with the medium range ones, and I did a bit of damage. Then he gets in close range and fires one salvo with his big guns.

That salvo crippled me; most weapons were destroyed and my armor was pretty much gone, so I did the only sensible thing: I ran before he could reload. Once I had something like a kilometer on him, I checked my options. I was nearly dead, and none of the heavy weapons were left except for a single long range laser. Still thinking about what to do, I casually aimed in his direction; I couldn't really see him, as the maximum view distance was pretty low in the game, so he was occluded by fog, so the shot was more or less blind.

And it hit the cockpit, killing him instantly.

The shouts of surprise came from both of us; if you haven't played the game, trust me, hitting the cockpit was damn near impossible, even at short distance. Of course, that 'silver bullet' hit was blind luck; still, sometimes that's just what you need ;)

Killing an entire enemy team consisting of real-life military officers, alone, with a shotgun loaded with rubber slugs in Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear.
Best part? I wasn't aware that the shotgun was loaded with rubber slugs. My dad picked it out for me as a joke.

Quistnix:
Sorry for going off-topic, but I really have to complain about it.

Your best kill in a game EVAR!

Weakest protagonist EVAR!

The Best Zombie Killer Evar?

The word you're looking for is spelled "ever", and capitals go on the beginning of a sentence or a name.

It's called "English", and it's really not that difficult if you just give it a try.

I believe what these thread posters were using was "irony", a subtle concept that is also commonly used in the English language.