We have a daily ritual here (My friends and I) of sending daily haiku. I thought it would be fun to see what types of gaming haiku you people can come up with.
Make your own or quote a post and build on it to make a renga.. or both! For fun, don't tell the games you are making the haiku about to see if someone can recognize it and make a good renga.
btw: haiku (the english versions) are 5,7,5 syllables.
To make it a renga, add two lines of 7 syllables each.

I will start with this one (easy enough to guess the game):

He took her from me;
my beauty, my love, my Peach.
King Koopa must die.

I miss 'point and click'
There was always a good plot
Damn, I ate the pie

*personal validation points for whoever guesses what game that's referencing*

L.B. Jeffries:
I miss 'point and click'
There was always a good plot
Damn, I ate the pie

*personal validation points for whoever guesses what game that's referencing*

The Kings Quest series is missed!
Sierra, where did you go?

A relentless swarm
Too numerous to control
Spawn more overlords

Freeman has returned
To fight the Combine and...stuff
I'm so bad at these

You slash violently
Peasant screams for your mercy
Recieves 1 damage

These are not made by me, I copied them from one of my all time favorite games:

What a smelly orc.
Too bad you can't speak orcish.
Did he say, "Kill me?"

Time to kick Orc ass
Your boot is way up there, man
Now get some new boots.

Be innovative
Shoot lightning bolts from your arse
Wow, that really works?

You want explosions,
monsters, and don't forget the
exploding monsters.

Check every pocket
Smokes, but no light... Aha, Poof!
Mysticalness rules...

Face turns green like Spring,
fat ninja doubles over.
Bye, procreation.

TC's is best so far IMO.

No, no one is here
Your friend's neck broke by itself
Bless you Cardboard Box

Psychic, Shaman, Sniper, Cowboy, Clone
They are all animals here
But what was that noise?

Fourth time, the last time
No more lies and betrayals
Stick to football, Pats

The cake was a lie
But it is not all in vain
Look I see the sky.

The undead live here
But with my gravity gun
I cut them in half.

I jump on turtles
To throw their shells at Goombas
And collect the stars.

ode to portal.

I saved you, my "friend"
then you tossed me to my death.
Campanion? No more!

Speedy thing goes in...
is that a pool of acid?
speedy thing..arrrg! ahhhh!

This helmet is kind'a big
I miss my right hand
can I roll through that smelly pipe?
uh oh that floating jelly fish is here again

The child of Chaos,
bound me to this noble quest.
Do you miss me, boo?

The motion tracker.
It's high pinging grows faster;
the sound of my doom.

YeOldeMunger:
The child of Chaos,
bound me to this noble quest.
Do you miss me, boo?

We two bring death to evil:
flashing steel and gnashing teeth.

The adam is fresh.
In the blood-scented creche
my power will grow.

Why do we kill them?
They could be friendly to us...
Let's give them a hug!

Rubbish, I know.

monodiabloloco:

YeOldeMunger:
The child of Chaos,
bound me to this noble quest.
Do you miss me, boo?

We two bring death to evil:
flashing steel and gnashing teeth.

Poignantly done!

A far sound I hear
To the left I look and steer
One shot away...Bang.

A choice I must make
PS3 or 360
Today I change minds

I-sent-Vin-Die-sel
Kick-ing & scream-ing a-way
back to butch-er bay

think that works :-/

A Portal above
And a Portal below me
Thirty thousand feet

Aperture Science
Do not be fooled by their ways
The cake is a lie

A huge snow lizard
A town full of witty felins
I got that herbivore tounge you asked for
dammit, these bone fragments are ussless