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1)   12 May 2008 14:09
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Post your favorite videogame one liners. Here I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

2)   12 May 2008 14:40
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I'm sure there was a thread like this already somewhere... oh well. :|

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3)   12 May 2008 14:43
waTHUMP
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Xwii360:
Post your favorite videogame one liners. Here I'll start:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

What I was thinking.

Either way, any Duke Nukem quote is awe inspiring.

4)   12 May 2008 15:10
Strafe Mcgee
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"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."

5)   12 May 2008 15:12
thebobmaster
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"I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!"

6)   12 May 2008 15:21
Wormthong
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hahaha youll never beat me (any random game wich has a final boss)

7)   12 May 2008 15:24
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Xwii360:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

I thought Rowdy Roddy Piper said that in They Live.

8)   12 May 2008 15:36
Fudj
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Fuck You!! - Jackie Estacardo - The Darkness

Just at random points in the game

9)   12 May 2008 15:40
Cur10s1ty
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"The things I kill, stay dead" - Assassin - Diablo II Lord of Destruction.
After kiling Blood Raven, who once was a great commander, died, and got resurrected, only to get killed by you at the very begnning of the game. So far a once great captain ^__^

10)   12 May 2008 15:53
solid_snake
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I don't care what you're doing so much as that idiotic way you're doing it. Or: Escape from a world of illusions... Hmph... I wonder which is better. both by the best video game character. or "Is he trying to fight us" Assassin's creed a quote from any guard after you've killed all his friends (alright the quote sucks but it's so bloody annoying and ironic).

11)   12 May 2008 16:22
Jolly Madness
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"I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point... I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe. "

12)   12 May 2008 17:27
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"I'll see you in hell, liquid." (pause). "That takes care of the cremation".

Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid.

13)   12 May 2008 17:36
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Echolocating:

Xwii360:
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But I'm all outta gum." Duke Nukem

I thought Rowdy Roddy Piper said that in They Live.

RRP said it first, but most of Duke's lines are take offs.

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14)   12 May 2008 17:43
TheNecroswanson
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"This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death" I usually hear that just before dropping someone.

15)   12 May 2008 18:00
TerribleTerryTate
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'I've seen French school girls shoot better!' - Medal of Honour.

16)   12 May 2008 18:05
aquana
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Let's mosey! - FF7
Aaaand anything by Guybrush Threepwood, really.

17)   12 May 2008 18:07
Le' Moog
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"here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you."

I look back on that now and remember that game gave me nightmares. I hate my childhood self

18)   12 May 2008 18:09
RedSigma
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"I'm FALLINGGGGGGGGgggggg.....!"

- Random enemy falling off a building in Minority Report.

19)   12 May 2008 18:09
sirdanrhodes
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THIS POST HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!

20)   12 May 2008 18:13
Calobi
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sirdanrhodes:
THIS POST HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE!

Greatest quote ever.

"It's dangerous to go out alone. Here, take this."

21)   12 May 2008 18:16
TerribleTerryTate
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Thinking back, pretty much every line out of the Resident Evil games is pure comedy gold. I loved the games, but the voice acting often made me sex piss; in a perfectly normal way of course.

22)   12 May 2008 18:20
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