Duke Nukem

just because he is so awesome.

Sonic the Hedgehog.

The plucky little blue bugger's been on life support for so long now. I'd just switch him off in a quiet dignified manner...

Raiden. With a brick.

Which one? Raiden, from Mortal Kombat, or Raiden, from the Metal Gear Solid series?

Or there's Raiden (aka Big Bear) from the Fatal Fury series...

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Oh. I forgot to include my example. I would kill Mario from, of course, the Mario games. Why? Because nowadays he's an anime piece of shit. I'd have him O.D. from those mushrooms.

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I second sonic. blue bastard is on meth and has long overstayed his welcome. same with megaman.

Waluigi. Seriously. WTH??

Spyro The Dragon. For reasons why, look above at the posts for Sonic.

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Spyro The Dragon. For reasons why, look above at the posts for Sonic.

Oh, I don't know. The next game actually looks like it could be quite fun. It's really quite pretty too:

http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=141257

Pretty much every Sonic character excluding Sonic himself, Knuckles, Tails, and Eggman. Back to the basics, man (And Sonic Unleashed is looking like a throwback to the oldergams. Here's to hoping it revives the series a little).

About half the minor characters in the Jak and Daxter series (they annouy me, though good games).

Others I can't remember right now.

Hey, i say wait until Sonic Unleashed comes out, it might be the heart transplant the little furball needs.

I'd probably kill Mario, he's being milked so dry that his bones are disapating.

i realy dont know where to start... hhhmmmmmm...i agree with the guys above, sonic MUST DIE, captian falcon too, the new crash and spyro games completly distroy the reputation of the first three crash and spyro games. umm.. mario is popular, but i dont realy like mario that much, megaman must die too. and i would kill them with a rocket launcher then pour acid on thier bodies :D

Slippy. Who doesn't hate that frog?

Manny Escuala from GTA IV

Ya'know you can kill Manny, theres a few missions where he rides out with you. Sometimes I like to just park in an alley and beat the shit out of him.

One word. Barney.

The giant purple child-abuser was freaking unkillable in "Barney's Hide and Seek". You couldn't even walk him off the edge a cliff. And if you left him alone for long enough, he'd just keep walking to the end of the level ever. It was like some kind of tabloid nightmare. It can't be stopped, it can't be killed, and it's after your kids.

If I only had one pick, it would be Gordon Freeman, in the Citadel, with the Crowbar.

Also wouldn't mind killing Tingle/Tinkle, whatever that map-selling green fuquit is called (Zelda series). Probably tie hundreds of balloons around his neck until it's enough to hang him.
The king from Katamari and Laura Croft rate pretty high too.

My namesake, I DON'T HAVE YOUR GODDAMN MONEY YET!

Barney from Half Life. For the love of GOD he sounds too freaking optimistic for a dystopic bastard child of Logan's Run game!

Navi. Really, that's all I can say about it.

Yoshi that Dinosaure wannabe Basterd

I declare a Jihad upon every Blissey from Pokemon-- those fat bitches cause me so damn much trouble.

mario with taser, over and over again until he dies. What annoys me most is his voice "its a Maaaaaario!"
also zelda, with a sledgehammer

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The king from Katamari and Laura Croft rate pretty high too.

Who the hell is Laura Croft?

Master Chief. Death by flat cryo-chamber battery.

Now that Bungie have finished with him, The Covenant war is over, the Flood defeated and Earth saved. He needs to die before Microsoft can excercise it's copyrights and make Halo4.

Squall from FF8, with my bare hands. I wanna choke the life out of that little emo-girl.

Mario, he's just overplayed. Nintendo needs to have an original thought for once. Him and Vaan from Final Fantasy XII, square needs to quit it with the annoying teenage protagonists. How am I supposed to play a game where I hate the main character so much that I want the villains to win?

Pretty much everything made by Nintendo now, since they crank out the same hit over and over and over again, but I am excluding Link and Samus.

Oh yes, nearly forgot, killed "Communist" style, dragged out back and shot by AK-47s

Oh, lord. This list could go ON for me. Well lets see...

Your rival from the first generation of Pokemon games. You spend the entire game beating him like the Red Headed step child that he is, and the only time it occurs to him that you might be better than him is when you beat him after he's become champion! Even THEN it takes his Grandfather to come right out and tell him, "You screwed up" for him to really reach that.
His Anime version is actually WORSE in comparison, being an egotistical Jerkoff and overall annoying overbearing egotist.

Then you have Seymour from FFX. One of the all time CREEPIEST characters characters in a Final Fantasy game. His attraction to Yuna (Who is underage I must add) is not helping matters.

Also from FFX, you have Wakka. A bigot, pothead sounding, overall wipe of an individual. The fact Lulu ends up with him was a good reason to cry in my book.

Then you have Seifer from VIII. I already hold traitors in very low regard. Here, we have a blond pretty boy, egotist, who betrayed the place he was raised for...y'know, I never did find out why he did what he did. The fact that he looks like a walking Ken doll is not helping matters either.

On that note, it should also be said I hate Sephiroth too. Not because he killed Arith, (I was always more of a Tifa fan) but due to the fandom, and the fact this man just SCREAMS overrated to me. He has a tormented past, he's a pretty boy, he has mommy issues, just WHY is he so fragging popular!? And WHY is the fandom constantly pairing him upwith Cloud and Arith? He killed the latter, and constantly screwed with the head of the former! Yes that just bleeds romance, does it not?

Then there is Angelo from Dragon Quest VIII. I don't know why, but I never really grew to like the guy. Though I will admit that I would Kill his brother before any thoughts of killing Angelo crossed my mind. I don't think I really have to say why.

I'll post more as it comes to me.

Nero from Devil May Cry 4 and Raiden from MGS2 because they're both pu**y whipped pretty boys.

Hmm... to be honest, I don't pay that much attention to the fact that I'm playing as Mario so much as what I'm doing. It could be Banjo and Kazooie, and I probably wouldn't notice till I heard a sound byte anyway.

Captain Falcon, for being such a pretentious, loud-mouthed, self-aggrandizing cockmunch - I never played the F-zero games to any serious degree, but I'd hit him with his own Blue Falcon (at 1600 km/h or whatever top speeds those games run) out of spite.

I'd toss all the little Star Bits from Super Mario Galaxy into a black hole a laugh as they compress into a squeaky, saccharine singularity.

Oh, also Travis from SH0 and Henry Townsend from SH4, for being emotionless, monotone, mentally retarded idots, who brought down the games and prophacised the downfall of the series.

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And Albert Wesker, cause he's such a basterd.