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Gone Gonzo
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What lines do you remember well from any game you've played? Perhaps it's funny or perhaps there was a checkpoint right before someone said it and you kept dying. For whatever reason, let's hear your favourite quotes or phrases and see if we can bring back some good memories.

"Hello fellow road crew worker, welcome to the road crew" - Psychonauts

Gone Gonzo
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"I am ruined *sobs* AND ITS ALL THAT BLUE BASTARDS FAULT!"

Oddworld: Abe's Exodus. One of the great games of the PSX era.

Paperboy
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"Don't mess with Big Baby Jesus"
-
Ol' Dirty Bastard in Wu-Tang: Taste Da Pain/Shaolin Style

Gone Gonzo
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I remember the Oddworld games. Good times.

Seeing as no one else is stepping up to the mark, "The cake is a lie"

Beat Writer
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Joined: 23 Jul 2008

"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."
My personal favourite, makes me think of student LARPing.

Anyone guess whic game it's from? It's pretty famous.

Pulitzer Laureate
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metagaia:
"Jill, why don't you, the master of unlocking, take this lock pick."
My personal favourite, makes me think of student LARPing.

Anyone guess whic game it's from? It's pretty famous.

That is Resident Evil, but either you've not remembered it right, or they re-wrote the dialogue for the Gamecube version. ;)

Anyway, a classic line... hmm... well, anything by GLaDOS, frankly.

Anonymous Source
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My two are: "All your base are belong to us." (classic) and "Would you kindly?"

Press Junketeer
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"Only You..." can save the world/ pilot the robot/ wield the sword etc...

Beat Writer
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Yeah anything by GLaDOS, especially in the final battle.

Muckraker
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Can't resist another Oddworld quote:

"Mullok saw what I was doing....he was pissed off."

Beat Writer
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Wargamer:

That is Resident Evil, but either you've not remembered it right, or they re-wrote the dialogue for the Gamecube version. ;)

Highly likely, anything had to be an improvement on the PSX version.

Hmm, My next favourite would probably be from Soul Calibur III
"Listen, My soul rages with strength!"
Classic :D

Gone Gonzo
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Everything Travis Touchdown in No More Heroes and GLaDOS in Portal have ever said.

Gone Gonzo
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"Sorry, but our princess is in another castle"

Muckraker
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How can no one mention this one after the master of unlocking bit?

"You were almost a Jill sandwich"

Mmmmmmm...

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 13 Nov 2007

"Eat shit and die"

Duke Nukem 3D :P

Pulitzer Laureate
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I prefer "Aaah... much better!"

Not only because it's rather amusing having your hero take a piss in the middle of storming through a city of tentacle-rape-inflicting aliens, but because your health recovers while taking a piss! XD

Beat Writer
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Joined: 24 Jul 2008

no Halo quotes?
my favorite "He's everywhere!!!" by the numerous grunts.

Gone Gonzo
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"Rip off your head and shit down your neck"

Everything GLaDOS said

"..........."
-Link

"The Mudok on the march, news you can use!"

"Someone set us up the bomb"

Beat Writer
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SecretTacoNinja:

"Someone set us up the bomb"

i remember this line but not the game it was from. which was it?

Paperboy
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"My life is a chip in your pile. Ante Up!" - Setzer

Beat Writer
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wahi:

SecretTacoNinja:

"Someone set us up the bomb"

i remember this line but not the game it was from. which was it?

Zero Wing, a gradius style game from ye olden days.
Also of course you have "All your base belong to us" and "You have no chance to survive make your time."

Copy Clerk
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'Where is everyone going, Bingo?'

PROBATION
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"When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence." - SHODAN, System Shock 2

Pretty much anything SHODAN has to say.

"With only a few short years of evolution, they've been able to conquer this starship, mankind's mightiest creation. Where were we after forty years of evolution? What swamp were we swimming around in, single celled and mindless? What if SHODAN's creations are superior to us? What will they become in a million years, in ten million years? What's clear is that SHODAN shouldn't be allowed to play God. She's far too good at it." - Prefontaine, System Shock 2

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Gone Gonzo
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"I have done what the gods have asked me to do!" The one from God of War popped to my mind. It may be abit different in words, but basically you get what I was implying to.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 1 Aug 2008

"doesnt all that water swishing around inside you drive you crazy,master?"
-HK47
"Cat, what cat?"
-alyx vance
pretty much anything jolee says in kotor is pretty funny
"no,sir,but you can try pulling it if you like"
"cheeky bastard"
-gaz and capt. price from cod4
"if god did not want you to live he would not have created me!"
-soldier tf2(one of the greatest taunts IMO)

Infamous Scribbler
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"Hey let's all commit adultery and have multiple explicit sex scenes which fox news will love to hear about" Mass effect.
(Not sure if that's totally acurate but hey.)

Paperboy
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best from CoD 4

"useless wanker!"

Gaz

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 10 Aug 2008

"where are all the prinnes" with crazy shocked face .. go ahead guess

"would you like it super sized" from the davinci code game (dont ask)

"!" MGS games

Gone Gonzo
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"Thanks for standing still, wanker!" - Sniper in TF2
and just about everything Gordon Freeman says is gold.

Beat Writer
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"Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! RRAAAAUGHSK!"
(Honorable mention goes to a lot of the BG1 NPCs, but Minsc is just the cherry on top)

Points in the Holy Shit, Awesome! Crazy AI category go to: SHODAN .. for everything, GLADos .. for everything, and Durandal for his "Escape will make me God" moment.

Beat Writer
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Anything by HK-47 is gold.

Infamous Scribbler
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"I try to make them beautifull goddess but they just wont (STAB) stay (stab) still (STAB). This one...too young...that one too thin...That one too Symetrical...UGLY. wait.. you get out your ugly...UGLY!"

Guess who that is, 1 million points for a correct answer.

Gone Gonzo
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You like to play castlevania!
by psycho mantis.
or
Can't let you do that starfox!
By wolf o donnell

On the Record
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"We recommend the Freeman for this task."
"Hey, I'm feeling a lot better!"
"That condition will not last if you plunge into the toxins below."
-Alyx Vance and Vortigaunt, HL2

Most things said by Wrex in Mass Effect, especially the following: "Don't piss in my ear and tell me its raining." "Well, there was the time the Turians unleashed a plague on our people, dooming us to extinction. That was fun." "If I don't make it out of here, I'll kill him."

Death Magnetic:
"Hey let's all commit adultery and have multiple explicit sex scenes which fox news will love to hear about" Mass effect.
(Not sure if that's totally acurate but hey.)

You do realize that was less explicit than a PG13 movie, right?
On that note "Now, if you'll excuse me Commander, I have some other rifles to polish." Ashley Williams after sex scene, Mass Effect

Paperboy
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I thought it was funny in STALKER:SHOC when even after you befriended duty, all this one guy would say was, "Get out of here stalker!"

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