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Beat Writer Posts: 135 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | Th upcoming Kingdom Hearts games. KH:Birth by Sleep...KH:358/2 Days....KH coded. What kind of names are those? No matter how good they justify their decision for these names it'll still remain as one of the most dumbest names ever. Games with incredibly long names like The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle-earth II -The Rise of the Witch-king.....holy shit...even the acronym is long as hell, TLOTRTBFMEIITROTWK. Think the longest name ever is Simple DS Series Vol.14 The Jidousha Kyoushuujo DS -- Gendoukitsuki Jidousha, Futsuu Jidou Nirin, Oogata Jidou Nirin, Futsuu Jidousha, Fusuu Jidousha Nishuu, Chuugata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha Nishuu, Oogata Tokuchuu Jidousha, KenbikiSimple DS Series Vol.14 The Jidousha Kyoushuujo DS -- Gendoukitsuki Jidousha, Futsuu Jidou Nirin, Oogata Jidou Nirin, Futsuu Jidousha, Fusuu Jidousha Nishuu, Chuugata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha Nishuu, Oogata Tokuchuu Jidousha, Kenbiki. Also I always wonder why it wasn't Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core than Crisis Core: Final Fantasy 7. It just makes more sense putting FF7 first. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 5 Joined: 19 Aug 2008 | Anything with Wii in the title as my nephew still finds it funny. |
Beat Writer Posts: 221 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | (c-12)final resistance... Im not joking. Its a piece of shit shooter. |
Beat Writer Posts: 221 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 |
SPUNK UNLEASHED |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1532 Joined: 6 Apr 2008 | Though it doesn't seem like it, a remarkable amount of time -does- go into the naming of a thing, someone on the previous page cited Z as being lazy. However, you need to take into account that you can go through a hundred different words, sounds, emotions, definitions down on paper before you even find something that works with what you're trying to make. And of course that also doesn't mean that some names -weren't- thought up in a spur of the moment type way. But I'd have to say that many, if not the majority do put effort into it. Although, that's to say nothing of a name that -still- comes out crap even after all that. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1280 Joined: 4 May 2008 | Lord of the Rings, Battle for Middle Earth II, The Rise of the Witch-King. Try writing that on a christmas list. |
Muckraker Posts: 229 Joined: 18 Aug 2008 | Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi. What a horrible concept. Super Skidmarks - for obvious reasons. Seaman - ditto. |
Beat Writer Posts: 219 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | F.E.A.R |
Beat Writer Posts: 221 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | Kingdom under Fire: Circle of Doom. Not a good choice, but very appropriate for the 360... |
Muckraker Posts: 259 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 | Destroy All Humans! -Least creative or most aptly named game ever? Sorta like calling Gran Tourismo "drive cars fast" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1790 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | Fahrenheit - I swear it has no real relation to the game it titles. I prefer the American title: Indigo Prophecy. At least that has some meaning within the game. |
Wordsmith Extraordinaire Posts: 10292 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 |
Er...have you taken into account the fact that as the apocalypse is getting closer, the temperature is dropping daily? Fahrenheit has more to do with the story than Indigo Prophecy. On-topic, Wild Woody. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 840 Joined: 4 Jun 2008 | Left 4 Dead. Sins of a Solar Empire. It's too long.
BDSM? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1790 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | Oh, right, so it does. Sorry about that, you're right. However, I still think Fahrenheit is a poor title for a video game, it's not a particularly inspiring name, nor does it appeal to a casual onlooker looking down a list of games and sees two names next to each other: God of War and Fahrenheit. Which one would you pick, without prior knowledge of the game? |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 567 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | I second the Left 4 Dead. It sounds corny, yet bland. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2019 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | Wender Bender What the fuck is a Wender? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2247 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | I'm gonna go with Final Fantasy, since they just make new ones all the time, so there's nothing "Final" about it. |
Beat Writer Posts: 134 Joined: 7 Jun 2008 |
It's called final because Square was going out of business and it was it's last attempt at a video game. Anyway, worst game name ever... humm... maybe Half-Life. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 10 Joined: 15 May 2008 |
Are you saying you have no respect for Valve? One of the only game producing companies reliably pumping out good games title after title? Producer of a game that made Yahtzee Croshaw himself admit that it was nigh perfect? Anyway, on topic, Left 4 Dead. Not a very good name for a game, but I'm still looking forward to it (ya see what I did there, with the irony and such) |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 795 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 |
I remember asking for "Command and Conquer Tiberian Sun: Firestorm Expansion Pack" for my birthday a long time ago. Final Fantasy X-2 really sucks, though. I mean X-2, yeah. How do you honestly pronounce that? I've always taken to calling it "Final Fantasy Ten-Two", which just sounds retarded. I suppose "Final Fantasy Ex-Two" would suffice too, but come on. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2275 Joined: 1 Jul 2008 |
I actually thought it was to do with final being another word for ultimate. But I agree that Left 4 Dead is the worst name for a game yet. That or Alone in the Dark. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2196 Joined: 28 May 2008 | Probably the game called "lol," and THERE is a game called "lol" out there, check if you don't believe me.... |
Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 20 Aug 2008 | Beat em and eat em, or escape from bug island |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 511 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | Lost Planet: Extreme Condition It practically reeks of word for word Japanese -> English translation, and that gave us such gems as 'someone set up us the bomb'. Fear the Engrish! |
Paperboy Posts: 23 Joined: 16 Jun 2008 | Future Cop LAPD.. Dunno it just sounds like Advice Dog or some other 4chan retarded creation. |
Muckraker Posts: 245 Joined: 27 Dec 2007 | Simple DS Series Vol.14 The Jidousha Kyoushuujo DS -- Gendoukitsuki Jidousha, Futsuu Jidou Nirin, Oogata Jidou Nirin, Futsuu Jidousha, Fusuu Jidousha Nishuu, Chuugata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha, Oogata Jidousha Nishuu, Oogata Tokuchuu Jidousha, Kenbiki. Im not kidding. Its the longest game title ever. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 19 Apr 2008 | culdcept it's a card/board game for the ps2 wtf kind of name is that? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 795 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 |
"Beat Em and Eat Em" was the name for a porno game on the Atari, at least according to the Angry Video Game Nerd. Of course it's going to be a bad name >.< |
Beat Writer Posts: 200 Joined: 19 Aug 2008 | S.T.A.L.K.E.R. For obvious reasons |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 914 Joined: 24 Oct 2007 | Cocoto Racing. I mean seriously, what kind of a name is Cocoto?, or better yet what the f..k is a Cocoto? |
Beat Writer Posts: 175 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | Super Puzzle Fighter Extreme II HD |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3080 Joined: 29 Jul 2008 | Street fighter two: Turbo mega hyper suplex super duper pooper scooper kitten edition |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2854 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 |
Army of three? |
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Force Unleashed.
It just sound weird.
It reminds me of something, but I can't put my finger on it.