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Infamous Scribbler
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Who would you date, what would your day be like, and ultimately, how would the relationship end?

Gone Gonzo
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Lara croft,it would end with me marrying her, then killing her after a few fun days so I can inherit all that land and weaponry.

Infamous Scribbler
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Posting on here would ruin my dating life.

Wait a minute, what da---*END TRANSMISSION*

I would have to say...Lara Croft. Not that I'm superficial or anything...AAH!! BAD THOUHTS!! BAD THOUGHTS ABOUT WATERMELONS!!!

Gone Gonzo
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Oh definately Mrs Pac-man, I wouldn't want to take her eating anywhere (I hear she never stops)and... yeah I don't know where I'm going with this.

Beat Writer
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Just because I know "Lara Croft" will be the blanket answer, Lulu from FFX. I mean...Narly Knockers Batman. It would optimally end when we both pass away happily after a lifetime of memories. It will most likely end when she finds out I've been hiding in her bathroom for 2 weeks.

All I wanted to know is how she wears all those damn belts...

On the Record
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Samus Aran, preferably in her Zero Suit.

Press Junketeer
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I was going to say Lara Croft but then I decided not to. I'm going to go with Viola from Eternal Sonata, because she was a cool character and I love archers.

Muckraker
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Alyx Vance! She's the best darn woman you'd ever seen (spot the AC/DC reference)

Gone Gonzo
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Given my age, practically any teenage female video game character (not that i know of many).

Edit: Actually,give my dating situation I would take almost any female character, thou being around my age would be nice.

Muckraker
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for me (no not Lara Croft judging from the amount of ppl who said her she must have seen more pricks than a second hand dart board) I would chose Krystal from Starfox Adventures. She would definatly not be wearing that loin cloth thing (...mabye a low cut dress). anyway it would be a simple date, half drunk, back to my hoose...you can gues the rest. and in case your wondoring I choose Krystal over most human charicters mostly because if I want to date a human I'll walk tae the nearest club with £30 to loose but an anthro Vixen is way to difficult to find for me to pass up on that offer.

Press Junketeer
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Hmm I'll go with Jessica from Dragon Quest VIII. She was kinda cute for a fictional character I guess. The date would end with me screwing up and getting torched or something when I ask why she isn't wearing bunny ears.

Infamous Scribbler
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just send me to the DOA beach volley Island...I'll be fine

Beat Writer
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alyx from half life.

Press Junketeer
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That spanish babe from Dead Rising. I take her out for a nice dinner, we go to a movie, then she punches me for singing the Frito Bandito song.

Gone Gonzo
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Mion Sonozaki.

Beat Writer
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For me uhhhhummmmm...Oh yeah!Heather from silent hill 3!

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Physical Appearance aside, Lara Croft is probably the only game character I'd want to "date", since dating a rich, ass kicking, glibe trotting, english archeologist would be AWESOME!

JeremyTH: A good one, Heather was BASICALLY as normal and realistic as Female Game Characters come.

Infamous Scribbler
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I would also date midna.. in her real form ofcourse... and the girls from FF VIII
but still I'd take em to the DOA BV island

Infamous Scribbler
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Jill Valentine! Shes Hot, Dangerous and Emo!

Beat Writer
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+1 on Alyx Vance...

Muckraker
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khululy:
just send me to the DOA beach volley Island...I'll be fine

Hey! I was about to say that!
Anyway I'd go out with Princess Peach. Then I'd agree with everything until she wants me like a tissue at a funeral. Then I'd stage a kidnapping and leave her clues to follow. Then when she would finally find me at my home, horny as F**K after hours of jumping around on peoples' heads. I'd tell her to get lost. Then she'll know what it feels like!

Ok I admit, I was initially going for Lara Croft.

Copy Clerk
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Albert Wesker! You gotta love him!
Uhm, I will shamelessly say that I don't mind what we did on the date itself, I would just be looking forward to shagging his brains out (:<
The relationship would end with Tyrant getting jealous that he's spending too much time away from the Mansion and proceed to claw him in the chest and explode the place.

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Alyx...

Gone Gonzo
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Lara Croft or
Any girl from either DOA, Final Fantasy or Captain Price (don't worry Ladies I don't swing that way, its just imagine waking up to that mustache every morning)

Copy Clerk
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Fran from FFXII go viera go interracial jejeje and I would marry her and our kids would pawn other kids with viera magic jejeje

Beat Writer
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Marin from Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening. We'd go to PLAY!, because she's one of those band geeks. Then I would sex her. Hard. And then I'd wake up and realize it was all a dream...

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I wouldn't.

Copy Clerk
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hmmm hard to say really....
a couple girls from Soul Caliber but all things aside, probly Tetra, from Zelda: Wind Waker coz it would be badass to date a kick ass pirate with a sharp mind and the ability to put you into a barrel on a catapault without you realizing it! ;-)
Edit: Actually, maybe Ada from RE4... who doesn't love that red dress!!!

Infamous Scribbler
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HomeAliveIn45:
That spanish babe from Dead Rising. I take her out for a nice dinner, we go to a movie, then she punches me for singing the Frito Bandito song.

Thats great.

Beat Writer
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Chun-li. . . .I love a woman with a pair of strong legs like hers. Her outfit is also mind numbingly arousing. My day would be enternally blissful if I could date a girl like that.

I'm surprised a lot of people are stuck on Lara Croft still. . .can't really blame them though.

Paperboy
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ilovecheesecake from my DDO account...
dam we have so much in common...
*beating myself to death for such a creepy idea*

Beat Writer
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even though it's notout yet i'm gonna go with Lightning from FF13

something about a JRPG character actually looking their gender is a turn on for me

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Don Corneo.

User was banned for: Half-wits to the left of me, Wankers to the right. (Permanent)
Gone Gonzo
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Every single variation of one of these threads I say "Ada Wong" - so my work is done here.

Gone Gonzo
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Malon from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of time. I like girls that like horses. I'm not sure why, since I don't like horses, but I do like the girls that ride them...

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