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Beat Writer
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I'm surpsised no-one's said Sunny from MGS4 yet. Evidently there are less pedos on this forum than Gamespot. I probably would date her to be honest, but only to kill her so she's not in any future Metal Gear games.

Press Junketeer
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If I'm allowed to use a crappy videogame based off of a tv show Toph from Avatar: The Burning Earth . If I'm not allowed rikku from FFX. Yes I'm weird.

Time Lord
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I'd date Lara, but I'd be thinking of Chun Li.

King of the Yetis
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Lazy Lemon:
I'm surpsised no-one's said Sunny from MGS4 yet. Evidently there are less pedos on this forum than Gamespot. I probably would date her to be honest, but only to kill her so she's not in any future Metal Gear games.

This post kind of implies that you kill all of your girlfriends.

Paperboy
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Definitely Tifa from FF7. I'd take her to a strip joint and make her dance, I'd then end it with me headbutting her in the breasts. No awkward goodbyes, just a couple of bruised titties. Enough said.

On the Record
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Pretty much any girl from the guilty gear series (including Bridget, if he were actually a girl [I know, he's a guy]), Krystal, Lulu, Rikku, Yuna (FFX-2 version), or KOS-MOS

Beat Writer
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I've gotta say Bloodrayne, because if she turned me into a vampire I would live forever (live forever with a hot vamp chick and be a total badass: Win-Win-Win) so pretty much ANY actual vamp chick would do the trick for me. The relationship would end when one of us gets a stake through the heart, probably her so that I could spend eternity shagging whoever I want and so on until I get skewered by a vamp slayer or until I stake myself out of boredom (everybody gets bored sometimes). I'll probably end up being a super-devil in hell though so its not all bad. Hey, I could end up being the final boss in a DOOM game!

Infamous Scribbler
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Cortana.
The relationship would go poorly cause she is a computer program.

(Yay for dark/anti humor)

Paperboy
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xitel:
Pretty much any girl from the guilty gear series (including Bridget, if he were actually a girl [I know, he's a guy]), Krystal, Lulu, Rikku, Yuna (FFX-2 version), or KOS-MOS

Damn! Forgot about Baiken and KOS-MOS.

Beat Writer
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WolfMage:
Cortana.
The relationship would go poorly cause she is a computer program.

(Yay for dark/anti humor)

You want Cortana physical? Look at Forerunner tech.

Copy Clerk
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Succubus from the Disgaea Series

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/nipponichi/disgaea-succubus.jpg

It would end with me losing my soul.

But I'm alright with that in this case :3

Infamous Scribbler
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I'd date tidus or cloud? they do look the same! do they not?

EDIT; tell me goddamit!

Paperboy
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Acervusvlos:
Succubus from the Disgaea Series

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/nipponichi/disgaea-succubus.jpg

It would end with me losing my soul.

But I'm alright with that in this case :3

I would go for the Kitty cat more if it was Disgaea...

But other than that, I think the Yukimaru from D2 is cute.

For any other games outside Disgaea, my take will probably be Ayame from the Tenchu series.

Sorry, but i have a weakness for kunoichis (female ninjas)

Beat Writer
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I'd say Rhyme from TWEWY, but I'm not sure how old she is.

...Actually, I'm gonna say Rhyme anyway.

Gone Gonzo
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Some replies to this thread are pretty lame...

How can people mention Chun Li and neglect to mention Mai from Fatal Fury/KOF or the trio of Orchid, Maya, and Kim Wu from Killer Instinct?

Gone Gonzo
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Trace2010:
...or the trio of Orchid, Maya, and Kim Wu from Killer Instinct?

Because you'd drop dead the moment Orchid took off her shirt (her fatality from KI1), and I'm nervous around women who are experts with knives or a nunchaku.

"Why am I wearing a steel-reinforced cup? Oh, you know... accidents happen, love." *nervous laughter*

Beat Writer
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I think the character I've clicked with most would have to be Alyx Vance. It'd be weird to date her though, cos most of the appeal for her is the fact that she IS a computer AI, a non-person, an unattainable.

Sorry guys. I know I've just shattered a lot of dreams. Please don't letterbomb me.

Anonymous Source
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im actually quite surprised nobody has mentioned rachel (ninja gaiden black) or sonia (ninja gaiden 2) after all those two pairs put the soul calibur girls to shame (except new ivy) but if you did happen to date either of them they would end up taking you either hunting or on a cia mission where you would both die...... not good ... lol

Gone Gonzo
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Honestly... you people make me sick. (especially you mr crocodile duck man.)

I'd go for Mrs Pac-man, even if it is just pac-man in drag.

Paperboy
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Chell from Portal, she can think, can kick ass, and yet is so tragic. I want to take it home!

Beat Writer
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Liara "Tsoni from Mass Effect. Got get me some hot alien sex!!!

Infamous Scribbler
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alyx. any day of the week.

Paperboy
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I would date Samus, Ada Wong and Sakuradesu (My character in EVE) all at once. IŽll arrange a meeting with them at a scenic place where thereŽs this really beautiful sunset. They would all arrive at the same time, see eachother, see me come walking down the street towards them, and in less than 2 seconds my brains would be splattered all over the asphalt...

But damn it would be worth it!

On the Record
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One that ended in a three way involving the robot from Gear of War, with the Companion Cube from Portal in the middle.

Gone Gonzo
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Until a video game which stars Jewel Staithe or Summer Glau is made, I'll settle for Alyx Vance. I suspect she'd be pleasant company in a Combine-free world.

Anonymous Source
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has to be Ms. Pac-Man. She swallows.

Gone Gonzo
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You guys are so sad... how can you even post on a thread like this*cough* Alyx Vance*cough*

Infamous Scribbler
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Bastila Shan!

Anonymous Source
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Out dated

Gone Gonzo
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Hmm...this thread is far to morally ambiguous for me to pass up...

PedroSteckecilo:
Physical Appearance aside, Lara Croft is probably the only game character I'd want to "date", since dating a rich, ass kicking, glibe trotting, english archeologist would be AWESOME!
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Much the same for me, but you forgot also you getting in on the British Aristocracy.

Gone Gonzo
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princes peach it would begin with me kidnapping her and shooting mario after he jumps on my legion of mushroom men and turtles
and it would end with me taking her to hes castle in fantasy land to hide from lawsuits and other legal charges.

Gone Gonzo
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Vincent Valentine. :)
I would probably end up being shot by him, I doubt he could handle my over enthusiasm.
Or Auron FFX. I don't mind that he's about 20 years older than me and dead, I can live with that. xD

Paperboy
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Yeah... If I was to date any video game character it would have to be the prince of persia. I'm not gay or anything, it's just that that guy is so badass. We'd spend the day flipping out and then.. other stuff.

Paperboy
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I would have to date Mia Fey from Phoenix Wright. Our day would probably involve filing casework, and reading way too many legal documents while exchanging quick smiles and looks of affection. Then we would relax in the office, I'd open a bottle of realtively expensive champagne, and come back to find another man with spiky hair standing in the doorway. Meh.

Honourable mentions: Tifa (FF7), Yuna(FF10), Garnet (FF9)...see a pattern?

Beat Writer
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Donkey Kong. what thats not weird, is it?

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