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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1227 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 | your partner in army of 2 when they're controlled by the AI |
Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 11 Jun 2008 | Those two dudes laughin under the tree in I think Kakariko village in LoZ:OoT. I can't remember if they had a purpose but I do remember talking to them everytime I played the game then remembered it was pointless. EDIT: Agree with Army of Two |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3298 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 | That new guy in Half-Life 2 episode 2...I forget his name. He came out of nowhere, theres no point to him, he's not even a patically good charcter. I just don't understand it, we probley won't even see him in episode 3, what the hell?!? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1227 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 | Yeah that Army of Two post was on the money |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 785 Joined: 12 Aug 2008 | I'm going to say Fixer from Star Wars: Republic Commando. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1871 Joined: 11 Jun 2008 | that godamn paperclip man in Microsoft Word. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 24 Aug 2008 | Out of all the AI companions that suck, Ian, from Fallout 1, wins the gold medal for me. This idiot shoots you more than the bad guys do, runs between you and the enemy in every battle, and has no personality. Maybe I am asking too much from an old game but it was just so aggravating and unnecessary. |
Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 11 Jun 2008 |
OMG I love you. That f***ing paperclip never shuts up! I know what Im doing! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2805 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 |
Tell me about it! It needs to be removed from the face of the earth with a quickness. |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 786 Joined: 17 Jul 2008 | Abu in Disney's Aladdin on the SNES. all he did was follow you around and then punch the air in front of him when you fight the boss. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 81 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | Accurate as the statements about the Microsoft Paperclip may be, surely if you're considering Microsoft Word a game then your standards are beginning to slip rather seriously? (Edited for overuse of the word "surely") |
Paperboy Posts: 39 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | The girl from Alone in the dark she was not only useless she was also annoying. |
Paperboy Posts: 25 Joined: 22 Aug 2008 | Kimahri in FFX, i've never used him once |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 30 Jul 2008 | Any Sonic character named after a size or with an actual human name. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 | In Tenchu Z (a Ninja game for 360) you had to start the game by creating two Ninja, one was your character, the other was your sidekick or something, you only ever saw the sidekick maybe three times (within cut-scenes) before they died. I thought it was pretty pointless letting you choose what a character looked like if you never even saw them, or got to use them at all. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 411 Joined: 8 Jun 2008 | Navi in Zelda OoT, always saying "listen!" No, I will not. Stupid fairy. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2667 Joined: 20 Feb 2008 | Noober from Baldur's Gate. |
Muckraker Posts: 286 Joined: 7 Jun 2008 | The Turian in your party (can't remember the name) in Mass Effect. Even the Krogan had a part to play in however you try to calm him down, the Turian was just useless |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 591 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | Tingle. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 123 Joined: 3 Feb 2008 | any 'companion' in Oblivion... they're personal stupid record consists of jumping in front of my hammer/arrows/spells so damn often, they'd start hitting me instead. Then ofcourse I was forced to end their lives, doing so with the biggest grin possible. (I know you can calm them again, but I choose not to for obvious reasons) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 24 Aug 2008 | That new character in Half-Life 2, Ep 2. Morrison, I think. Where the hell did he come from? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 123 Joined: 17 Aug 2008 | Navi. No, I WON'T "Listen" to you, you little twat -.- |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4635 Joined: 15 Jun 2008 | Your "squadmates" in COD 4 / Halo 3 - They do nothing - its always you who has to push forward and kill everyone. |
Beat Writer Posts: 132 Joined: 4 Aug 2008 | That strange little elf from Zelda, ummmmmm....I dont even remember his name hes so pointless. |
Paperboy Posts: 49 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | The dragon fly that follows Spyro the Dragon around. Apparently it later got the name Cynder. That thing was largely pointless. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4269 Joined: 13 Aug 2008 |
I'm just nit picking here but wasn't that essentialy his health bar? (and as such not pointless) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 389 Joined: 24 Aug 2008 | Has to be the original loser, Luigi from Mario... I mean, he was the taller, some say better looking of the two (and had more plumbing experience) but I never once chose him to conquer Bowser. Oh, and Ken from Street Fighter. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1154 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | Well, to be technical about it... Useless Characters: 1) Zelda in ANY game...wouldn't she like learn the first thirty times she was captured? |
Paperboy Posts: 28 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | id say more than half of the AI in oblivion i mean they have the same voice all over the map with the exact same thing to say over and over and over again |
Muckraker Posts: 245 Joined: 30 Apr 2008 | Yeah, 90% of the tekken cast is superflouous, and their endings are pretty predictable, and lame to boot. Bringing this back on topic, I'd toss my vote in for Isshun in Okami. Yeah, they tried to make him important by making him Amaterasu's vassal to write the journey but mother of prime he was annoying. -__- all that useless text gave you the itchy button-pressy syndrome for most of the game. |
Muckraker Posts: 245 Joined: 30 Apr 2008 |
Hopefully never. Annoying twit. -_-; I'd say she outshines Irvine for pointless character. (I lost her in space, once. Never regretted it for a second.) |
Muckraker Posts: 295 Joined: 24 Aug 2008 |
umm he was your health bar pretty much. He was like that floating mask in crash. Anywho most pointless character is any squad member in medal of honor. Yes I know you're on my side, now get out of my way and start shooting someone. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1154 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | I loved killing NPC characters off too...especially Meryl from MGS (in the room right before psycho mantis). You could find sooo many ways...especially with the all-weapon codes. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1154 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | Rock on...she never paid for her two-timing with Seifer anyway. |
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The gaming industry has had many characters that don't help the story at all but I want to know who you think was the worst.
My vote would have to be for the majority of the Tekken characters; every character besides those with the devil gene or those who want the devil gene, the rest of the roster have no story, there just there so while your battleing through Jin, Kazuya and Heihachi's storylines its is longer than two battles.
[EDIT] Paul Phoenix and Marshall Law are also good bringing the interesting characters to a total of five