An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

Or an expanding foam grenade that fills a whole room/building with foam, suffocating the occupants. Fire and forget.

EDIT, thought of another, an air strike indicator that calls down a huge guillotine blade. Carnage.

BrickBond:
An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

C Lion:
The greatest weapon of all time would be a pistol that shoots small chainsaws that are also on fire... but cold fire.

I'll let this ignorance slide. The best weapon is the Un-masturbator.

GenHellspawn:

BrickBond:
An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

XD

peanut: used as a grenade, all enemies in blast area have a violent allergic reaction user stands and laughs

Cheesus333:
As awesome as the above (hopefully) suggestion is, that woulkd require about three analogue sticks. One for character movement, one for camera control, and one for the whip. Unless you're suggesting a Force Unleashed style, wherein the camera or analogue stick is repolaced with whip control.

Yeah, I forgot about the camera. I don't think it would be a problem on the Playstation 3 or Wii though- on the former you could use the left stick for moving, right one for the killer whip, L/R for camera. For the Wii it would be a bit more complicated... use analog for movement, the Wiimote's movement for the whip and control pad or -/+ buttons for the camera. And like you said, you could designate an attack button to switch between the whip weapon or camera control a la The Force Unleashed.

Impressive response time BTW.

Apocalypse Tank:
chainsaw gun that can control gravity and pulls stuff into its blades

So are you saying that it can just suck stuff on to it's business end, or is it something that makes random debris into an oblong rotating blade-thing?

For the second one, I'm thinking kinda like chainsaw-meets-gravity-gun. Instead of just being able to grab/launch one thing at a time, you can grab a lot of smaller stuff and the gravi-blade-thing would spin it around chainsaw-style.

Either way, awesome idea.

No-Superman10:

GenHellspawn:

BrickBond:
An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

XD

I meant if the SMG was fired from the hip so it functions like a small mini gun.

But yes, I see your point, except: 1) I don't play COD4 anymore so the P90 is useless to me. 2) Even if I used the P90, the amount of health allocated to the player in COD4 is WAY too small. and 3) Everybody uses the P90 or M16 which just makes them generic and uninteresting.

That is a badass idea 'bout the Chainsaw-meets-gravity gun, Meatloaf. It could be the third best weapon.

BrickBond:

No-Superman10:

GenHellspawn:

BrickBond:
An accurate SMG, because that'll never happen. Ever. Seriously, no game developer would ever in their right mind create such a useful weapon. Ever.

XD

I meant if the SMG was fired from the hip so it functions like a small mini gun.

But yes, I see your point, except: 1) I don't play COD4 anymore so the P90 is useless to me. 2) Even if I used the P90, the amount of health allocated to the player in COD4 is WAY too small. and 3) Everybody uses the P90 or M16 which just makes them generic and uninteresting.

The P90 is in Counter-Strike: Source

Designed on that ancient, humble weapon: the chain
It is, essentially, a chainsaw chain, but the links can be remotely detached mid swing, and are designed to detonate on impact in such a way that they can force the blade through an concrete wall.
Or a nitroglycerine-filled water-bomb launcher
or both

spiked shoe launcher
fires shoes, sole-first, with big spikes
that have posion on them
and bees

TheGreenManalishi:
spiked shoe launcher
fires shoes, sole-first, with big spikes
that have posion on them
and bees

And time-frozen explosions.

An audio retriever that picks up pre-pubescent voices on XBL and transmits them back at the speaker. Finally... i would have my revenege

Platinum117:
An audio retriever that picks up pre-pubescent voices on XBL and transmits them back at the speaker. Finally... i would have my revenege

I have to admit, my 13-year-old voice is incredibly annoying when I get the mic-feedback on Counter-strike. Or when I briefly stop talking and can compare my high-pitched dialect to that of my friends.

Perhaps I should clarify my P90 statement. What I meant was that whenever an SMG is fired it loses accuracy. IF there was and SMG which did not, it would be a more effective weapon than a conventional SMG.

Bullet Reverser: Point it at someone while they are shooting at you, and the next bullet they fire will turn around, go through their gun barrel, and kill them.

just play cod4, every gun shoots like a laser. It's like "recoil wutz?"

Wolvaroo:
just play cod4, every gun shoots like a laser. It's like "recoil wutz?"

Yeah, but they fail to compare to the UN-masturbator.

"The Tantrum Thrower"
Throws "The Angry German Kid" at people to smash their heads in like his keyboard.

Internet Reference Ray:

Fires a random Youtube fad onto a point near the centre of the field, which either obliterates the enemy or forces them to kill themselves. The rare Peanut Butter Jelly ray causes all the players to attempt the dance, fail, and get publicly flamed to death.

haha good one, except that the PBJ is aparently out dated, the new one is the "ROFL dance"

Wow. The Internet moves fast. What is the ROFL Dance?

Cheesus333:
Wow. The Internet moves fast. What is the ROFL Dance?

I have no idea.

"... a sexy bomb. that only affects blondes with tan and D-cups"-Bruce Kibbutz, GTA IV.

that or two barrettas on fire that shoot lasers, lava bullets and AIDS. that would rule.

A large heavy duty rifle that fired a twelve inch metal spike that is superheated by the weapon as it is fired. The glowing metal spikeswouldpin people to walls, start fires (roast the corpses it hits, set of feul tanks in vehicles and just think what would happen to wooden buildings=), nock its opponents to the ground (letting the opposing player watch their character die a slow horrible and slightly on fire death), peirce armoured vehicles slighlty and probabally realy hurt anyone that trod on one untill they cool down and look like normal metal spikes =(

The Silenced Shotgun.

*poof* YEARGH! *poof* MY LEG!

A multipurpose projectile launcher, basically just a rifled tube (2 or 3 inches in diameter depending on weather its a person or space marine holding it) and a drum magazine that fires anything from a case of small darts (long range shotgun, like pellets but fly further), grenades, mines, cameras, flares, megnetic signal tags, smoke screens, rockets, a shell that explodes midway to the target, so that the case breaks up and keeps flying at them (another long range shotgun....). Basically anything that you can think of would be fired by this thing. Its a swiss army nife, exept from the fact that its actually a gun, and has no blades (unless you load it with the right thing).

Copter400:
The Silenced Shotgun.

*poof* YEARGH! *poof* MY LEG!

Silenced sniper-rifle shotgun.

Picture this: use a normal sniper rifle with custom rounds, each a shotgun shell with a laser on the front. When something comes within 4 feet of the front of the shell, breaking the laser's sight, it detonates the shell. Crazy hard to make and crazy expensive

So you could shotgun someone in the face from a mile away.

4 feet? Seriously? That's quite far for a shell to detonate

A weapon that you could wear on your hand like a glove that made fissures (kill people) and impact earthquakes (to destroy buildings). Also it fires as quickly as you can point and think, not with any huge lag in start up or finish.

Oh - most awesome thing ever.

SystemWarrior:
I feel desperately compelled to mention shurikens and lightning, but I pride my intelligence too much to say it. Oh wait, I just did. Bugger.

My personal best weapon would be a harpoon gun that rips limbs off and pins them to walls. Pinning things to walls makes everything better.

This mans logic is undeniable.

The P.O.V. gun from Hitchhikers.

Once fired, it gives the victim a total awareness of how you see things.

I'd just tape the trigger closed.

Offensively Re-Imagined Universal TV Clicker. It slices, dices, rewinds and mutes! It shoots liquid TV-screens, splattering other players with the loud, glowy, explosion-filled gibberish of the evening news! Switch to VCR function to gain access to the super-powerful Record and Eject function! Did I mention it mutes?

Bullet Magnet. A little metal box that attracts all bullets passing through its general vicinity. This includes the ones you shoot, so be careful.

A machine that makes the target say all of pi.