In most stealth games I just leave them where they fall. The other guards tend not to find them. Splinter Cell being the exception. I just carry them into a dark corner, or a bathroom stall. The guards usually don't open those.

I once had a pile of about five bodies in a dark corner, no one noticed.

In Oblivion I leave 'em where they fall, though I'm not above stripping the clothes off a female victim and leaving her spread-eagled so (in my imagination's mind's eye) people passing by can't help but wonder.

On Splinter Cell, I used to just dump them where it was dark and noone patrolled.

1)kill
2)loot
3)repeat as necessary

Return them to their previous positions...hope no one catches on until its too late.

I eat them.

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What?

But no, I usually kick dead bodies around. In Fable, you could kick the heads of your enemies into lakes. What fun.

LewsTherin:
1)kill
2)loot
3)repeat as necessary

I get repeating step two, but how do you repeat step one?

Washtub full of Moxie. End of story.

EDIT: WTF is with not being able to swing dead bodies around in TFU? That would be AWESOME.

have any of you ever played psi ops?
that games great with bodies. anyone can become a:
stiuntman, burning, decapitated stump, possesified... ahh the good times
and for oblivion... well lets just say that no small or big town in that game have people who arn't either lying in their beds or dead in chairs... plauge i suppose

Splinter Cell: depends on how I'm playing.

Seriously- I don't even knock anybody out.
Board- Knock them out, hide the bodies in a corner.
For fun- Run through, guns blazing, drop the bodies in a lake so nobody finds them.

silentsentinel:
I eat them.

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What?

Waste not, want not.

I bury them in the back yard under the rose bush... Oh, sorry only read the title. When I'm gaming I make more of them.

In Splinter Cell I try my damndest to sneak past without leaving any bodies. Works best in Chaos Theory. Have cleared entire levels without interacting with a single guard in any way, or using a single inventory item.

Doom 3: Hit the bodies with my torch until they explode.
Doom 3 RoE: As above, or use the Grabber i.e. Gravity Gun to fling them about or into walls until they explode.
TF 2: Use a spray of minigun bullets to shoot them around to my pile of enemy bodies and taunt the enemy while standing on it.

Heres a good idea

Oblivion

1) Kill entire town
2) Stack all bodies in one place
3) Make sure place is visited often and in plain sight
4) Laugh.

In half-life/garry's mod I try and stack them into a tower and then attempt to knock said tower on to someone who is alive. In Garry's mod this sometimes results in a kill which is one of those things that never gets old

alwaysrockon:
have any of you ever played psi ops?
that games great with bodies. anyone can become a:
stiuntman, burning, decapitated stump, possesified... ahh the good times
and for oblivion... well lets just say that no small or big town in that game have people who arn't either lying in their beds or dead in chairs... plauge i suppose

Psi opps,
hohoho... that was fun (i remember that). Same with 'Second Sight', you could telekinesis pick up a guy, hold him over a over a cliff, then let him go (or just raise him high above your self then watch him crash down on earth at your feat.
Good times

Wait, what do you guys do for dinner?

I bludgeon them brutally and try to position them to give off the atmosphere of "WTF happened here!?"
You know, bodies sprawled everywhere, blood everywhere., maximum carnage

like glitching bodies in halo.
steps for awsomeness.
1) go to cold storage(its super glitchy)
2) go to forge and make a small box out of those chair lookin things
3) get inside of the box and have someone kill you
4) see your body, spin over nad over again, because it can't static.
its hilarous

I often destroy the corpses in games where you can do that.
Like, shooting at each individual part of the body until there's nothing left to shoot.

For Splinter cell specifically, just leave them in dark places where the other guards don't usually patrol... I haven't played the most recent one, but in the first two, unless you're going around making lots of noise, the guards generally follow some sort of routine route... Hope that helps?

Team Fortress, baby! The bodies seem to disappear when nobody's looking.

For Splinter Cell, I just dump them in dark corners. Metal Gear, I usually get all the guards anyway, so normally I don't do nuts. If I do have to, I put it in the lockers.

MGS : one word lockers

thats the best place

orannis62:

LewsTherin:
1)kill
2)loot
3)repeat as necessary

I get repeating step two, but how do you repeat step one?

Find more people. They usually come in groups.

In Mercenaries and Socom I would sometimes carry a guy all through the mission.When we would get in a firefight I would viciously defend my kill and then pick him up and move forward when things calmed down.
I usually only did that when my friends would come over unannounced.Sometimes they left a little quicker that way.

Decapitate them with a guided missle and stuff thier body in a locker.

I love metal gear :D

Morrowind and Oblivion i tend to take all thier stuff and leave them naked. Humiliation and murder....

I like to shoot the bodys. Or burn them. Sometimes I'll do both!

HSIAMetalKing:
I pile them high in the center of the towne, strip naked, and fire my machine guns wildly into the air screaming, "WHO'S YOUR GOD NOW?!"

Nobody fucks with me.

Your ex tells me that's not the reason.../joke

As for me, I generally leave them to rot. I prefer to rack up my kill-count than take care of the recently deceased. If I do decide to do something to a body, i suppose a couple of shots to the head... nothing is more bad-ass than executions with pistols... wait! Executions with revolvers!

Guardian on halo,
they only stay for a limited time, but when playing in team slayer with my mates I like to collect all the bodies and knock them down the hole either side of the grav lift as a warning to those who'd dare to jump up it. :D

In Metal Gear 2 I made Raiden have 'sex' with the dead bodies. I always imagined to see a smile on his clean-shaven face whenever I made him do that.

In Tenchu Z (Ninja game for the 360) I usually designate one room as "the massacre room." I knock out all the samurai/guards and drag them to the massacre room.

I should probably explain that in Tenchu Z you can rack up points by doing consecutive stealth kills, consecutive stealth kills that you can preform on knocked out people.

Anyway once I have everyone there I get out my little Ninja sword and kill them all, I really wish the blood didn't fade, the walls and floor are almost covered entirely in red for the first few seconds after I finish. I can just imagine what that would be like for someone to walk into that room the next day.

I usally harpoon them to nearbye cars and drive off with my meat shield. Crackdown btw.
Oh and everybody the [insert joke here] oh you mean in games? Is not funny.