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Gone Gonzo
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TsunamiWombat:
I just looked at the preview and it doesn't look that bad, actually...

Okay, the undercrotch shot, disturbing. The Gun heels, stupid. Her costume melting off and turning into hair... okay?

Meh,their enemy design is still shitty. Why can no one make a decent looking demon.

... She's fighting Angels. Despite the freaky trailer, back when we only had descriptions of the game, I was following it. Also, apparantly, it does play well... if you can ignore the weirdness. There is one thing that this game, if it works, will have over DMC. The stylish meter, in this game, is supposed to, if you get it high enough, unlock special attacks for the durationn you have the meter that high (like the big hair-beast).

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Someone, facepalm picture please?

Seriously, it's crap like this that let's me know a video game crash is comming again. Oh gd, I can see the reviews:

Future review for this game:

snip... And with issues rivalling that of (Atari's) E.T, this game has succeeded in destroying the videogame stock market. May god help us all. snip

Seriously though: WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID I JUST WATCH!?

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TheNecroswanson:
Someone, facepalm picture please?

Seriously, it's crap like this that let's me know a video game crash is comming again. Oh gd, I can see the reviews:

Future review for this game:

snip... And with issues rivalling that of (Atari's) E.T, this game has succeeded in destroying the videogame stock market. May god help us all. snip

Seriously though: WHAT IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH DID I JUST WATCH!?

God damnit, the end of my shift can't come fast enough. I may just download this and save it for posterity.

Though the fact that they ripped off Milia Rage from Guilty Gear kinda irks me.

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Bulletinmybrain:

Evilbunny:

Eggo:
Oh man, the Japanese are so damn weird.

I think it's partly our own fault, as the Japanese are the only people on earth to have ever actually been nuked.

You win! Thats an add and I will propagate this message as to why japan is so weird!(Well probably not propagate. But this must be known.)

Err...The Japanese culturally treated women pretty damn strangely before World War 2.

Gone Gonzo
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Eggo:

Bulletinmybrain:

Evilbunny:

Eggo:
Oh man, the Japanese are so damn weird.

I think it's partly our own fault, as the Japanese are the only people on earth to have ever actually been nuked.

You win! Thats an add and I will propagate this message as to why japan is so weird!(Well probably not propagate. But this must be known.)

Err...The Japanese culturally treated women pretty damn strangely before World War 2.

The japanese have always had mixed messages when it came to women, yes. Originally women were considered equal to men, but as time went on the focus on the MALE Samurai became greater and the society became more male centric. Also, interestingly enough, their attitudes about things like prostitution are very different from ours- in Ancient Japan, prostitutes were considered 'angels of mercy', who gave men relief.

And I only bring this up because Bayonetta is clearly dressed like a hooker.

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If you think that this is weird for the Japanese, you have not been watching much Japanese stuff.

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Gone Gonzo
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Other than the fact that Bayonetta looks like a cross between Sarah Palin and Dante's over-the-top awesomeness (so bad, he's awesome), the trailer looked good to me, though it showed one crotch too much.

Maybe it's just me, cause I really dig the battle system placed in DMC (I am yet to play a Ninja Gaiden game). Still practicing Jump Canceling on a keyboard.

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TheNecroswanson:
Someone, facepalm picture please?

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Okay.
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/mstrswrd/demotivator.jpg
It doesn't entirely apply, but I only have two face-palm pics. Surprising, I know.

Gone Gonzo
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You see this shit? This is why no-one takes gaming seriously.

And what the hell was with the music?

Gone Gonzo
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Copter400:
You see this shit? This is why no-one takes gaming seriously.

And what the hell was with the music?

It is inexplicable. To ask that is akin to asking what the meaning of life is. It is Japanese and to truly understand such a thing one needs to know the subtleties of Japanese culture. It is something us Westerners will most likely never really achieve considering the complexity of it all. I guess if one has an Anthropology degree specializing in Asian/Japanese culture one could get close to it. Or living there for a couple of decades would work too I guess.

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Complaint:

It doesn't look like Bayonetta actually has any bayonets.

-- Alex

Gone Gonzo
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Alex_P:
Complaint:

It doesn't look like Bayonetta actually has any bayonets.

-- Alex

I noticed that too....

Gone Gonzo
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axia777:
It is inexplicable. To ask that is akin to asking what the meaning of life is. It is Japanese and to truly understand such a thing one needs to know the subtleties of Japanese culture. It is something us Westerners will most likely never really achieve considering the complexity of it all. I guess if one has an Anthropology degree specializing in Asian/Japanese culture one could get close to it. Or living there for a couple of decades would work too I guess.

That's a fairly comprehensive explanation for a bizzare game trailer.

I still think it's crap, though. No offence.

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This is one of those games I'll rent instead of buying because it will probably be either, A) surprisingly fun, unique, and bizarre or more likely B) so terrible it crosses the line from "so bad it's offensive and needs to be purged from the earth" to "so bad its hilariously entertaining". Either way a win/win in my book.

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