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Novajam
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Racists. Homophobes. People with squeaky voices. For years, these groups have plagued Xbox Live. But now emerges a new threat, worse than all of these combined. Who you ask?

Soulja Boy.

Yes, it's evident from this post over at Kotaku that Mr. Boy is quite the gamer, boasting two big screen TV's (in rooms about five meters apart), an extensive game collection, including two copies of Halo 3 (why?), two copies of Guitar Hero 3 (again, why two?) and just about every sports and fighting game made for the console.

He also goes on to offer ass-whoopings to Xbox Live players "for free", show off his gamertag and gamerscore, and reveal that he has a live vision camera, a white PS3, and a pink 360 controller.

Frankly I'm not sure if this is supposed to be some kind of joke or not, and I also doubt whether he actually plays any of those games for more than three seconds. I mean, he has about seventy of them but his gamerscore's only 3337. Mine's nearly double that and I own about ten.

Anyway, thoughts? Anyone laughing as hard as I am?

Edit: Please don't quote your gamerscore, I've already done enough damage mentioning mine.

Dommyboy
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Soulja Boy? In my Xbox Lives! Aslong he dosn't sing I'm fine. Though why can't we get Chuggo on Xbox Live? The most talented rapper around with his famous song of "Cmon, F##k a guy!". Rappers on Xbox Live = Bad + Sad Panders.

Rahnzan
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Your revelation has inspired me to create an account just to reply.

I find big name celebrities to be a constant source of laughter and ridicule, if any one of us had half of his equipment and games...well, we'd probably sell most of it to buy games next year.

2 copies of everything, even TVs? It's pointless unless he goes skeet shooting (for maybe 3 seconds as well before he drops that sport and goes back to "Madden 20XX: Yet Another Crappy Remake."

perfectimo
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Novajam:
Racists. Homophobes. People with squeaky voices. For years, these groups have plagued Xbox Live. But now emerges a new threat, worse than all of these combined. Who you ask?

Soulja Boy.

Yes, it's evident from this post over at Kotaku that Mr. Boy is quite the gamer, boasting two big screen TV's (in rooms about five meters apart), an extensive game collection, including two copies of Halo 3 (why?), two copies of Guitar Hero 3 (again, why two?) and just about every sports and fighting game made for the console.

He also goes on to offer ass-whoopings to Xbox Live players "for free", show off his gamertag and gamerscore, and reveal that he has a live vision camera, a white PS3, and a pink 360 controller.

Frankly I'm not sure if this is supposed to be some kind of joke or not, and I also doubt whether he actually plays any of those games for more than three seconds. I mean, he has about seventy of them but his gamerscore's only 3337. Mine's nearly double that and I own about ten.

Anyway, thoughts? Anyone laughing as hard as I am?

I don't find it funny at all, he's just another gamer out there.

RetiarySword
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GOOD! I FINALY GET A CHANCE TO BUST A CAP IN THIS IDIOTS ARSE! Wait.. My xbox is at home!?!?!? NOOO!!! I'll get him one day, whether it be on xbox live, or when hes 'preforming' at a concert, I'll headshot this mother fucker!

EDIT: When I do shoot him the catch phrase will be 'soulja this boy!' *BANG* Commentator (I'm sure real war has this): 'HEADSHOT!!! M-M-M-MONSTER KILLLL!!!!'

Rahnzan
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perfectimo:
I don't find it funny at all, he's just another gamer out there.

The point is, with a gamer score like that with all those games, he's not a gamer. He's just some jerk showing off his junk. With all of those games, and that little a gamer score he's just some punk trying to say he's better cuz he has a pink controller. He's got it just to have it and doesn't use it. I have a quarter of the games he does, and almost four times the gamer score he does if I include both my accounts. That's just the xbox, and I dont even play that often.

It's like if Paris Hilton bought a gold and silver chess board, played a few times in the park and tried to come off to the vast community of chess players out there as one of their own.

Got nothing against the guy, or his music, I dont like it so I dont listen to it, but when you're being a snob you need a gears of war style curb stomping.

Novajam
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Rahnzan:
Your revelation has inspired me to create an account just to reply.

I find big name celebrities to be a constant source of laughter and ridicule, if any one of us had half of his equipment and games...well, we'd probably sell most of it to buy games next year.

2 copies of everything, even TVs? It's pointless unless he goes skeet shooting (for maybe 3 seconds as well before he drops that sport and goes back to "Madden 20XX: Yet Another Crappy Remake."

Welcome to the forums.

He had two copies of Halo 3, two copies of Guitar Hero 3, I'm pretty sure I saw both a regular and limeted edition of COD4, and he had one copy of just about everything else that's come out for the 360. But it's still bloody ridiculous.

Rahnzan
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Novajam:
Welcome to the forums.

I think I might need a little practice replying to specific posts <_<

Novajam
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perfectimo:
I don't find it funny at all, he's just another gamer out there.

We're not laughing so much at him playing games, more at the fact that he's talking so much shit, it's obvious he's just being a show-off.

Theo Samaritan
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Ok so, who is this guy? Some kind of famous dude?

Seriously, never heard of him.

Rahnzan
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Theo Samaritan:
Ok so, who is this guy? Some kind of famous dude?

Seriously, never heard of him.

He's a rapper, and..that's about it. One of the more thick headed blat-blat-yo-dead type rappers.

perfectimo
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Rahnzan:

perfectimo:
I don't find it funny at all, he's just another gamer out there.

The point is, with a gamer score like that with all those games, he's not a gamer. He's just some jerk showing off his junk. With all of those games, and that little a gamer score he's just some punk trying to say he's better cuz he has a pink controller. He's got it just to have it and doesn't use it. I have a quarter of the games he does, and almost four times the gamer score he does if I include both my accounts. That's just the xbox, and I dont even play that often.

It's like if Paris Hilton bought a gold and silver chess board, played a few times in the park and tried to come off to the vast community of chess players out there as one of their own.

Got nothing against the guy, or his music, I dont like it so I dont listen to it, but when you're being a snob you need a gears of war style curb stomping.

I didn't bother watching to much. I watched about the first 20 seconds because he sickens me so I didn't hear him say much. Except "show them my gamerscore" and then I left. His voice just reminds me of hiphop and all that other stuff.

EDIT: (nearly) Zero Puncuation

Amnestic
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Theo Samaritan:
Ok so, who is this guy? Some kind of famous dude?

Seriously, never heard of him.

This. I didn't watch the video (no sound on this comp and strictly speaking I should be doing "work", but nevertheless the fact that he's put out a "challenge" to people and is offering "free ass kickings" tells me that he's a bit of a douche. Trash talking is all very well, generally it happens in game, however telling people you're unbeatable at no less than four mainstream titles is just a tad arrogant I think.

SecretTacoNinja
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o_o I hate that man with my entire soul, he got rich for doing absolutely fuck-all (like most 'celebrities'), if I ever see him on XBL I will let him know my disdain for his "music".

Revelo
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If i come across him in something like Halo 3. On my team or now I will have merry tea bags over his Talentless Corpse sfter I have killed him in various ways. I hate that guy with a passion and having to put up with others playing that sorry excuse for a rapper and his songs everywhere, I thank myself for having something rock ro metal to blaze out in reply.

Whats his XBL username? I need to ensure I keep my eyes peeled.

searanox
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Everything that person does makes me want to destroy him.

D_987
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Rahnzan:

perfectimo:
I don't find it funny at all, he's just another gamer out there.

The point is, with a gamer score like that with all those games, he's not a gamer. He's just some jerk showing off his junk. With all of those games, and that little a gamer score he's just some punk trying to say he's better cuz he has a pink controller. He's got it just to have it and doesn't use it. I have a quarter of the games he does, and almost four times the gamer score he does if I include both my accounts. That's just the xbox, and I dont even play that often.

It's like if Paris Hilton bought a gold and silver chess board, played a few times in the park and tried to come off to the vast community of chess players out there as one of their own.

Got nothing against the guy, or his music, I dont like it so I dont listen to it, but when you're being a snob you need a gears of war style curb stomping.

true, he won't be very good at games, i doubt he even plays them, hes just tring to show off, but even if he was good, who cares, I bet 90% of the players on live could beat him easily.

edit : I think its a joke, I mean, I have played 18 games (most rented because I can't afford them) and have nearly double his GS, he must know that 3000 is a low GS.

Jumplion
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Erm, so?

Really now, there's no need to make a huge fuss over this, he's just a guy over LIVE. So he's a rapper (an extremely annoying one at that) and he just so happens to have a ton of games for his 360 but not a huge gamerscore (it's just an E-peen people) and a pink controller, why should we care?

HOWEVER, after watching the video, this is extreme bullshit.

GloatingSwine
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See, what this says to me is that young Soulja Boy there booted up his Xbox and thought. Hmmm.. Old friends list is a bit empty... Wish I had a few mates... I know, To the Youtubes!

Cyclomega
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Jumplion:
Erm, so?

Really now, there's no need to make a huge fuss over this, he's just a guy over LIVE. So he's a rapper (an extremely annoying one at that) and he just so happens to have a ton of games for his 360 but not a huge gamerscore (it's just an E-peen people) and a pink controller, why should we care?

HOWEVER, after watching the video, this is extreme bullshit.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I think it's fun to make fun of this idiot.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH Because his music sucks and he's a pretentious teenager
UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH With no originality nor talent, just too much money and
YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHH No street cred at all, who spend too much time on his computer and
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH it's always a special bonus at the end of the day to "kill a celebrity"

PS : I have about 18 games and my gamerscore is currently around 19xx for three reasons :
I haven't been doing much grinding in VF5
Too many achievements require an XBL Gold subscription (like The Club or Perfect Dark Zero, which I haven't played live at all)
I was short on schedules and couldn't spend half a day grinding Lost Planet or Crackdown away, for instance... In fact, with the exception of DW Gundam, I haven't beaten a single of my 360 games so far (maybe DBZ BL too).

Novajam
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A lot of achievements need online or otherwise, but that's not really my point. If you had 60 of so 360 games and played them to a reasonable extent you'd undeniably have a gamerscore higher than his. My point by it was, he's just showing off and acting a fool.

Deadarm
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Ok so i dont even have an xbox and that video made me want to get one and buy halo 3 just to put the guy to shame just for the plain and simple fact of it would be funny to watch someone who thinks a 3k gamerscore is high get beat by someone with a gamerscore of 0 (i know how they work because my cousin is an addict and i use to play while he was asleep >:D )

Onyx Oblivion
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Video hurt brain.....and I never heard of his "clan".

Indigo_Dingo
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Wasn't he the guy who did the review of Braid where he just said it was about playing with the time travel and it didn't have a plot?

Delta4845
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Kotaku:
Update: Hawty McBloggy looked up his Gamertag and his "intimidating k/d ratio of 0.91."

That makes me laugh!

Generic Hero
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You got to wonder, does his PR want/force him to make these videos or does his PR hate him for making these videos for showing how foolish he really is and just creates more work for them to try and redeem him.

Novajam
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Indigo_Dingo:
Wasn't he the guy who did the review of Braid where he just said it was about playing with the time travel and it didn't have a plot?

I don't know, did he?

Delta4845:

Kotaku:
Update: Hawty McBloggy looked up his Gamertag and his "intimidating k/d ratio of 0.91."

That makes me laugh!

I checked a few hours ago and it had gone down to 0:80 (in social games at least)

Delta4845
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I just got around to watching that excuse for the movie,
did he just say if you beat him it was because you were cheating?
also what a waste of Silent Hill: Homecoming!

Onyx Oblivion
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Delta4845:
I just got around to watching that excuse for the movie,
did he just say if you beat him it was because you were cheating?
also what a waste of Silent Hill: Homecoming!

Don't forget all of the other games he just threw on the floor that didn't deserve it. And I didn't see one RPG in his "collection", not even a mainstream blockbuster like Mass Effect

mspencer82
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Since I don't know him from Adam (and don't care enough to Google him), the video just looked like a typical young adult bragging about his skills as a gamer. Whoop dee doo. I can't wait for a 12 year old to post a video reply of them tea bagging his corpse over and over in Halo 3. Or maybe a curb stomping montage in Gears of War.

Gamerscore? Who cares about their gamerscore? It's based on achievements, most of which are incredibly easy to get. I couldn't tell you what mine is without looking, but I know it's over 9000.

...that wasn't a stupid meme joke, I seriously remember it being over 9000 the last time I looked.

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Delta4845:
also what a waste of Silent Hill: Homecoming!

HE HAS SILENT HILL AND I CAN'T GET IT YET?
-fuming-

Generic Hero
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I actully counted how many games he just trashed. Around 50. Around 50 games thrown on the floor like a little child would do. At least over 100£ just wasted.

Cyclomega
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Generic Hero:
I actully counted how many games he just trashed. Around 50. Around 50 games thrown on the floor like a little child would do. At least over 100£ just wasted.

I just like to say that natural selection failed us once again, because it's not a b&hammer bait as what I really think of this guy...

Vortigar
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Should I?
Should I not?
Ah to hell with it:

Rahnzan:

The point is, with a gamer score like that with all those games, he's not a gamer.

Yes he is.

Rahnzan:

He's just some jerk showing off his junk. With all of those games, and that little a gamer score he's just some punk trying to say he's better cuz he has a pink controller.

He likes showing off. What are you doing right now?

Rahnzan:

He's got it just to have it and doesn't use it.

Well, there's 3000+ points there, it's not a 0. With the amount of money he's got he doesn't go out buying 1 game and go through it entirely, he just buys 10 and buggers around with 9 for a while and plays 1 to finish, he's on a completely different metric.

Rahnzan:

I have a quarter of the games he does, and almost four times the gamer score he does if I include both my accounts. That's just the xbox, and I dont even play that often.

Yes you do. You've got 12.000 points. That's 12 games front to back. That's a lot for most people (including me, I've finished a whole 3 games this year so far, just storymode on default difficulty).

Really people, he's an young celeb, he likes games, he likes attention. Voilá.

Amnestic
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