wilsonscrazybed:
After getting a device that will remain unnamed in a place also unnamed I journeyed to a place where I knew a community of cannibals existed and stealthfully enslaved each one of them. In my mind I was doing the right thing, in the slave pens they would no longer be a threat to weary travellers. Also, at 250 caps a head I turned a pretty good profit. I do still feel a little bad for their two orphan children though, I wonder what will become of them...

Maybe they will aspire to something greater than their parents, maybe they will become slavers themselves? The world is full of endless possibilities after all! :)

I unintentionally killed the druggie guy in Rivet City. He was walking towards the door of his own room and I closed it. He must've got trapped in the doorway and had it close on him. Somehow this killed him, because I heard him scream and then saw that he died. I lost no karma, though. It was a really weird glitch, but my friend and I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that a damn door killed a man.
Also, in my first play through I killed Amata's father because I didn't know of a better way to get the stuff I needed. I sucked at lock picking. Still do. I didn't know that the bastard had an extra one in his room.

Richard Groovy Pants:

brenflood:
I unintentionally killed the druggie guy in Rivet City. He was walking towards the door of his own room and I closed it. He must've got trapped in the doorway and had it close on him. Somehow this killed him, because I heard him scream and then saw that he died. I lost no karma, though. It was a really weird glitch, but my friend and I couldn't stop laughing at the fact that a damn door killed a man.
Also, in my first play through I killed Amata's father because I didn't know of a better way to get the stuff I needed. I sucked at lock picking. Still do. I didn't know that the bastard had an extra one in his room.

You gave him a Psycho right? That wasn't a door glitch, he just overdosed.
It's supposed to happen.

Hmm. I'm trying to remember. I think I might have. That would make a lot more sense than a door glitch. But you needed to see it. it seriously seemed like the door closed on him and he died. well, thanks for letting me know. I've been a little paranoid about doors on that ship ever since.

God, the stuff I've done. Blowing up Megaton JUST to kill that goddamn annoying voiced trader woman was one, but.. oh, she survived, dammit.

Any numerous millions of times I've played around with corpses and limbs; I think I have a gif somewhere of two corpses in Oblivion doing the horizontal bop via that handy "grab but dont take" key. I've stolen every single coffee cup I can find in the game, the grand total so far is around 500-600. They ain't getting their coffee.

That was purely due to the games similarity to Oblivion though, I used to steal forks back in TES days.

I became so annoyed by the unkillable children that I spent several minutes firing mini-nukes at them and generally trying to set them on fire, well, there's probably more but it's late and I've forgotten.

Oh, a good unintentional one. I shot a raider in the head in a valley, and as I was reloading and looking around for more, I saw something streak violently through the air. As I watched, I realised the raider must have hit a stress point in the map or something, he was getting thrown violently around this valley. About ten seconds later he hit a cliff. Very hard. The limbs could have been found half the world away, I shit you not.

There's something about this game which just makes me want to charge about the wasteland with a crazy green mohawk in a welder's mask popping off limbs left right and centre with my trusty hunting rifle. As gruesome and childish as that may seem it's the truth.

Must say the funniest horrible thing I did was with the kid from the fire-ant quest. He always annoyed me from the outset (most of the children do, damn you Bethsedea) and so I decided that I'd do his quest to lull him into a false sense of security before slaughtering him. As it turns out this kid cannot be killed and I ended up chasing him through the streets and into a ruined building with a ripper and aforementioned haircut and mask. Moving the view around it looked like something out of a trashy 80s horror film as I chased the kid.

I've since decided that I'll find him a place to live (haven't talked to the person in Rivet City yet) and once he's there I'll just murder anyone he lives with in front of him.

Also, after saving the vault and getting the result where Amata is made the new overseer I was in the main room near the exit where the old overseer bumped into me. Annoyed at his snide comment after all that I'd done I pulled out my combat shotgun and blew his brains out (bloody mess perk is just ridiculous). After dealing with the guard who saw this I went on my way, never to return (I save the day and get asked to leave! the sheer nerve)

I realise all this blood is childish, but it is the most cinematic ultra-violence I've ever seen in a game and it's extremely satisfying in implementation (in VATS particularly), along with being a bit tongue in cheek too. Even a friend who cannot understand the appeal of games where you have to kill people thought it was stunning.

Slavery of innocent people, as the slaver handed me my money, a pang of guilt was felt and I remorselessly pulled out my sawed off shotgun and splattered his slaver brains all over the walls.

The very first evil thing i did (was an accident) i wanted to see if i could simply ''knock out'' the overseer with out killing him...unfortunatly they did not give us nonelethal attacks = /

and later on i dicide to kill the old coot 10penny so i went arround the balconny and stealthed behind him....with a base ball bat
his head flew right off and his body staid comfurtly on the chair wich GAVE me karma i then took his sweet lewt

waffletaco:

ThaBenMan:
Probably when I got myself irradiated for Moira's research. I just went down to the big ol' nuke in the middle of Megaton and splashed around for a good 10 minutes (I was going for the optional 600 rads). It struck me just how odd I must've looked - frolicking around a giant nuclear warhead until I developed severe cancer in every part of my body.

It would've been faster if you also drank the water while you stood in it. :P Would've saved you 9 minutes.

Hmmm, I don't think it prompted me to drink in any way. How would I have done that?

Abtinx:
This brings me back to Fallout 2 when I discovered you could shoot people in the groin, how brutal is that on a scale? As I didn't have the patience for all the talketive types of the wastes at the time I made a character named the "Groininator" whose sole purpose was to get through the game by terminating all life in his path through groinshooting. The Groininator met hundreds of poor souls, some strong others weak some even children, popped one or two shots in their groins and then killed them face to face with a blunt hammer to the eyes on the ground. From New Reno to Vault City he romed leaving no ones testisection untouched. As I got to the oil tanker after a fit of groinshooting I quickly realized that I couldn't get any farther in the story since the people who were supposed to drive the tanker where lying dead on the ground with bullet holes to the groin ... and thusly I concluded that my job was done and the game finished. The only problem seemed to be in finding the groin on insects and robots but I managed alright nevertheless. Unfortunatly there is no groin shooting in Fallout 3, but maybe that is for the best

That is AWESOME. There needs to be a Groininator in real life. And as for Fallout 3, you may not be able to go for the crotch shot in VATS, but you can always do it manually :D

ThaBenMan:

waffletaco:

ThaBenMan:
Probably when I got myself irradiated for Moira's research. I just went down to the big ol' nuke in the middle of Megaton and splashed around for a good 10 minutes (I was going for the optional 600 rads). It struck me just how odd I must've looked - frolicking around a giant nuclear warhead until I developed severe cancer in every part of my body.

It would've been faster if you also drank the water while you stood in it. :P Would've saved you 9 minutes.

Hmmm, I don't think it prompted me to drink in any way. How would I have done that?

Aim at the water and press 'E' (on the pc).

I bought Clover from Paradise Falls.

She's ten types of crazy, and insinuates that she wants to have sex with my character. Good times.

wilsonscrazybed:

ThaBenMan:

waffletaco:

ThaBenMan:
Probably when I got myself irradiated for Moira's research. I just went down to the big ol' nuke in the middle of Megaton and splashed around for a good 10 minutes (I was going for the optional 600 rads). It struck me just how odd I must've looked - frolicking around a giant nuclear warhead until I developed severe cancer in every part of my body.

It would've been faster if you also drank the water while you stood in it. :P Would've saved you 9 minutes.

Hmmm, I don't think it prompted me to drink in any way. How would I have done that?

Aim at the water and press 'E' (on the pc).

Uh, how about on the Xbox? X? (the 'grab' command?)

ThaBenMan:

Uh, how about on the Xbox? X? (the 'grab' command?)

Whatever the 'use' command is. I am sure it's in the options.

It's the A button.

wilsonscrazybed:

ThaBenMan:

Uh, how about on the Xbox? X? (the 'grab' command?)

Whatever the 'use' command is. I am sure it's in the options.

Altorin:
It's the A button.

Ok, thanks guys. This will be helpful if I ever, uh, intend to get irradiated again.

While wondering around the Wastelands, I walked into a house with about 7 Roaches. Not wanting to waist my ammo, I pulled out my Shishkabob and began swinging wildly. After I was done and looting the corpses, some of the severed legs were dancing and glitching on the floor. After leaving the house and going back in, they were still doing it. I plan on going back before I finish the game to have one last look at my Roach dance team.

ThaBenMan:

wilsonscrazybed:

ThaBenMan:

Uh, how about on the Xbox? X? (the 'grab' command?)

Whatever the 'use' command is. I am sure it's in the options.

Altorin:
It's the A button.

Ok, thanks guys. This will be helpful if I ever, uh, intend to get irradiated again.

drink the toilets.

that's how you get irradiated :P

Killing everyone in tranquility lane wearing that scary hat....[shudders]

Worst thing I did? well playing the Hero kinda limited my ability to do so but recently I found a sizable Raider Camp in the Southwest near a gas station killed a few of them then I saw ia Giant Super Mutant I didn't want it to kill the Slaves but i did shoot it mostly while it was still trapped did broke the gate an finished it off.

Hmm... I gave a iradiated bum some purified water (good deed), then gave him a critical sneak shot in the head from the back (bad deed), then I threw what was left of him into the iradiated water. Deed wise, I was neutral :P.

Blowing up megaton and then slaughtering half the population of Tenpenny tower was nice. Shit is that megaton would have been incredibly useful in the game, who could have known?

Slavery was also on that list. You know selling men, women, a child (that one kinda pulled a string on my heard, but the string was cut when I was handsomely rewarded).

Orgazmo, The Amazing One:
After saving "Red" from the super mutants, I sold her into slavery...

Done that. Took her clothing.

Hey Joe:
I bought Clover from Paradise Falls. She's ten types of crazy, and insinuates that she wants to have sex with my character. Good times.

Done that, too. Being a Slaver is too much fun.

Well with the PC version I made copies of lots of different children, made them vulnerable to damage and burnt about 15 of them in a room. I didn't like the children calling me names, quite mean. Also tried to see how they fair against a army of robots and a death claw. Children vs robots and deathclaws; you can guess who wins.
Also nuked about 10 cows in a big pile, lots of splattering followed.

Darth_Dude:
Killing everyone in tranquility lane wearing that scary hat....[shudders]

That place tops the game. Also the vault where you hallucinate, scary shit right there.

i had the hunting rifle and was fighting a sniper in "minefield" and I had just gotten the bloody mess perk, I had a 1% chance to hit his head, but I fired and his head flew off and blood and guts flew everywhere! it was gorgeous!

Either playing it or trying to play it for more than 2 or 3 hours...because it crashes.

Altorin:

drink the toilets.

that's how you get irradiated :P

Actually, I may have cause to get irradiated again in the future - for getting 600 rads for Moira, I gained the ability to regenerate damaged limbs while irradiated to a certain point. Did anybody else get that? Is it useful?

The Most messed up thing i've done was: Buying it, playing it for three hours, and not going back to it.

I'm playing a lot of other games right now. . .sorry. I'll get to it later. ;)

Hoo boy. I'll have to second the Moira's survival guide, especially the one where you have to be injured. I figured the easiest thing to do would just jump off the platform, but every single jump either didn't do enough damage or instantly killed me, resulting in either reloading my game or jumping off again (to the sound of my death, of course) I figured that people in Megaton would be watching me constantly scream, jumping off the platform in an attempt to inflict pain on myself.

Tranquility Lane was just surreal. Although I did nitpick at the game down a bit on the count that a child armed with a combat knife still has less reach than, say, a pole or a pipe or a thrown pot or a ficus...

Another thing would have been that after an hour of raiding various Super Mutant camps and defiling their gore bags (which is morbidly ironic when you think about it) I piled all the mutilated body parts all around the science lab in Rivet City to make it look like a morgue.

I'm so going to gaming hell for that one.

ThaBenMan:

Altorin:

drink the toilets.

that's how you get irradiated :P

Actually, I may have cause to get irradiated again in the future - for getting 600 rads for Moira, I gained the ability to regenerate damaged limbs while irradiated to a certain point. Did anybody else get that? Is it useful?

most people did (at least most people who go the extra mile and do all the optional stuff for moira)

and no, it's not particularly useful, as by getting that irradiated, your stats plummet, and limbs can easily be fixed with stimpacks

but there's no reason NOT to get it, it's easy, and if you do a lot of moira's optional stuff, you get another bonus quest perk at the end of her quest.

Called Mr. Crowley a late night shuffling, brain eatting zombie.

i had use the sexchange cheat on 3/4 of all male npc on fo3 and use the mod 'amazing mind device(idk)' to make everyone come to the tenpenny yard (i blew up megaton) and shoot off everyone head and dry hump all