Sexiest game ever created?

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Well, with everybody making "Greatest game ever created" I want to make the "Sexiest game ever created".

Try to be original.

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga

Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

Amnestic:
Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

I still win.

What other games makes you probe a butt for points?

Altorin:

Amnestic:
Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

I still win.

What other games makes you probe a butt for points?

I have to admit, after reading the wiki for Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, my vote's going for that. Not to play on stereotypes but the Japanese can be really freaking weird sometimes.

CUSTER'S REVENGE

Battle Raper.

Or: Battle Raper 2.

Dead or Alive extreme beach volleyball or tomb raider.

Dead or Alive is pretty good. Girls of Soul Calibur are nice too.

Edit: Yeah, I can't read.

TheBluesader:
The question was "sexist." I mean, games simulating terrible things done to women are inherently sexist, but I would place them in their own column of "criminally insensitive."

When I think sexist, I think "portray women in an inaccurate or negative light." As in, which games make women look the worst? My vote goes to Leisure Suite Larry. I know they're supposed to be idiotic, but the women are so vapid it really isn't even fun to go after them.

Of course games that don't even portray women are pretty rough too. Did Gears of War even have any women characters, on either side? That's pretty bad.

Actually it says "Sexiest." As in, sexy.

TheBluesader:
The question was "sexist." I mean, games simulating terrible things done to women are inherently sexist, but I would place them in their own column of "criminally insensitive."

When I think sexist, I think "portray women in an inaccurate or negative light." As in, which games make women look the worst? My vote goes to Leisure Suite Larry. I know they're supposed to be idiotic, but the women are so vapid it really isn't even fun to go after them.

Of course games that don't even portray women are pretty rough too. Did Gears of War even have any women characters, on either side? That's pretty bad.

Actually, it was sexiest. So my vote has to go for Lightning Warrior Raidy (it's a entai game, just so you know)

Amnestic:

Actually it says "Sexiest." As in, sexy.

Stupid 'e'. BTW, thank YOU for quoting my stupidity before I could jump back and edit it away.

I really need to cut back on the caffeine before internet time. :P

Amnestic:
Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

You stole what I was going to say, curses, foiled again.

TheBluesader:

Amnestic:

Actually it says "Sexiest." As in, sexy.

Stupid 'e'. BTW, thank YOU for quoting my stupidity before I could jump back and edit it away.

I really need to cut back on the caffeine before internet time. :P

The quote button is right there beckoning for me to use it every time. Tee-hee-hee.

Altorin:
Boong-Ga Boong-Ga

Just read the wiki. WTF Japan?!?!?

TheBluesader:
The question was "sexist." I mean, games simulating terrible things done to women are inherently sexist, but I would place them in their own column of "criminally insensitive."

When I think sexist, I think "portray women in an inaccurate or negative light." As in, which games make women look the worst? My vote goes to Leisure Suite Larry. I know they're supposed to be idiotic, but the women are so vapid it really isn't even fun to go after them.

Of course games that don't even portray women are pretty rough too. Did Gears of War even have any women characters, on either side? That's pretty bad.

Sexiest, friend. Sexiest.

We're not talking about the negative portrayal of women, we're talking about scantily clad women. Or men, depending upon gender/orientation and whatnot.

I'm personally lost here, as I really haven't dabbled much in explicit games besides a boring round of DoAX. I'm honestly more of a decency and mind-over-matter kinda guy. What else could you say about someone who doesn't care for succubi?

If the graphics ever ramp up to a decent level, though, I'm going with Second Life. After all, a world where anything is possible allows limitless possibilities, where one can meet/create the object of their desire is bound to take the cake.

EDIT: Just read Boong-Ga Boong-Ga Wiki. Now I know what the Thousand Years of Death move was from.

No, I'm not a Narutard. I just think that Kakashi kicks ass, as would anyone else that beats up annoying teenagers while reading pornographic novels.

Michael_McCloud:

TheBluesader:
The question was "sexist." I mean, games simulating terrible things done to women are inherently sexist, but I would place them in their own column of "criminally insensitive."

When I think sexist, I think "portray women in an inaccurate or negative light." As in, which games make women look the worst? My vote goes to Leisure Suite Larry. I know they're supposed to be idiotic, but the women are so vapid it really isn't even fun to go after them.

Of course games that don't even portray women are pretty rough too. Did Gears of War even have any women characters, on either side? That's pretty bad.

Sexiest, friend. Sexiest.

We're not talking about the negative portrayal of women, we're talking about scantily clad women. Or men, depending upon gender/orientation and whatnot.

I'm personally lost here, as I really haven't dabbled much in explicit games besides a boring round of DoAX. I'm honestly more of a decency and mind-over-matter kinda guy. What else could you say about someone who doesn't care for succubi?

If the graphics ever ramp up to a decent level, though, I'm going with Second Life. After all, a world where anything is possible allows limitless possibilities, where one can meet/create the object of their desire is bound to take the cake.

I didn't think DOAX was really boring, more creepy (Like all the poolside stalker scenes) but the volleybal mechanic worked, just not too well
Brrr. H

Amnestic:

The quote button is right there beckoning for me to use it every time. Tee-hee-hee.

As well you should. I'm never going to learn if my errors aren't brought to my attention before I can undo them and pretend I didn't do something really stupid.

By three or more people.

Delta4845:

I didn't think DOAX was really boring, more creepy (Like all the poolside stalker scenes) but the volleybal mechanic worked, just not too well

It worked, alright, but the point was that I'm really not into that sort of thing. Anime chicks in bikinis posing about, playing volleybal, and gambling. Whoopedey-doo.

Amnestic:

Altorin:

Amnestic:
Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

I still win.

What other games makes you probe a butt for points?

I have to admit, after reading the wiki for Boong-Ga Boong-Ga, my vote's going for that. Not to play on stereotypes but the Japanese can be really freaking weird sometimes.

the wiki doesn't have a picture

allow me:

Beat 'em and Eat 'em for the Atari 2600. Dont know what I'm talking about? not many people do.
Or how about Knight on the Town.
Or Gigolo.
God bless Atari Pornography!

Darkwolf9:
Dead or Alive extreme beach volleyball or tomb raider.

dam you lol you took my idea.

soo agree with you on dead or alive volleyball.

and there's also soul calibur 4

Artificial Girl or Biko 3 (if youre into stalking and tentacle rape)

From the games I've played I'd say Soul Calibur 4. I've never seen a game so obviously pander to the sexiness aspect with maid and schoolgirl outfits.

Amnestic:
Any dating-sim hentai game ever.

Man, you got the balls to admit it?

My hat off to you sir.

(....Sagara Family...Look...It...Up)

Not Good:
CUSTER'S REVENGE

You win

wikipedia:
The object of Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is to score points by spanking or performing kancho on a model of a human posterior embedded in the game's cabinet. A plastic finger is attached to the machine for players to perform the latter.

The game features eight characters players can "punish": "ex-girlfriend", "ex-boyfriend", "gangster", "mother-in-law", "Gold-digger", "Prostitute", "child molester" and "Con-artist". During gameplay, the facial expression of the chosen character is displayed on a monitor.

The game also dispenses cards that rates players on their "sexual behavior", and for players who perform exceptionally well the machine will dispense a small plastic trophy in the shape of a pile of feces.

I'm actually scared now.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

HALF-LIFE series

because I'm a woman and if Gordan Freeman were real - i'd do him :)

Manhunt...

What, am I the only one who *loves* it in a very special way?

What are we supposed to say? BMX XXX?

Hitman is pretty sexy too :)

Clov3r:
HALF-LIFE series

because I'm a woman and if Gordan Freeman were real - i'd do him :)

Half-Life also, because while Alyx Vans isn't conventionally attractive, she's just awesome.
I would.

Mario Kart:Double Dash, is by far the sexiest.

Peach and Daisy are two of the finest wimmins in gaming history. And I have a soft spot for Toadette. That bulbous head, and helium-tinted voice....

Did somebody say orgy? No... no they did not.

Clov3r:
HALF-LIFE series

because I'm a woman and if Gordan Freeman were real - i'd do him :)

You should see the picture of the scientists working on the Large Hadron Collider, one guy was the spitting image of Gordon Freeman, so it's good to know we are in safe hands if anything goes wrong.

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