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Gone Gonzo
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With Left 4 Dead coming out in a couple days, I was wondering what was the worst thing you have done to a friend or someone else while in a co-op mode or multiplayer.

1)Legend of Zelda: The Four Swords(gba) While a friend was crossing the ice I threw a pot and it hit him in the head, causing him to flail around and fall to his death. Shortly followed by us taking turns throwing each other off a cliff.

2)Left 4 Dead(pc): While playing through the first part with some not-so bright teammates, I set off the car alarm and ran to get into the safe house to hide with my friend. While watching the other two get mobbed by the horde and occasionally shooting through the door.

Pulitzer Laureate
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L4D Tossing a molotov in the safe zone as we were about to close the door killing the whole team. (We were on expert)

Counter-Strike Tossing flash bangs in the base leaves players dazed and confused as where the hole is.

Muckraker
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Teabagging, grenadespamming, sniper-whoring (guilty as charged) and camping (without a tent that is)

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I'm really fucking angry right now about quite possibly, the most retarded fucking maneuvre I have ever seen in COD4 online. I'm actually throwing a tantrum, I've had a bad game. Many in fact. Some absolute bastard with a modded controller kept killing me, until I just started rattling with fury, then I threw my controller on the floor, and stormed off. After my humble return, I entered a game on Overgrown. I was in the attic of Anne Frank's House (The one that looks into the barn and the field where choppers go very low.)

I knew that the enemy was coming up the stairs. I shot, but for some unknown fucking reason, my bullets just forgot to do any actual fucking damage.

I sprinted back up the ladder after I respawned, only to see him waiting for me. So, I lined up the shot, and charged a grenade. Just as I threw it some absolute fucking, moronic, retarded, threat to his own safety type, climbed the ladder. The grenade bounced off him, came back and killed me. I'm disgustingly fucking angry. Fuck.

I'm angry. Sorry I said "fuck" so much.

On the Record
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Halo Co-Op. Got mypartner into a warthog, drove it off the edge, jumped out, and stood with my back to the edge so he would spawn and fall. Once they fixed the glitch that made them spawn off the edge, I would stand so they wuld have to spawn on the edge, with their back to me, and melee them as soon as they spawned.

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Most of COD 4 multiplayer is a dick move.

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Gone Gonzo
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sheic99:
2)Left 4 Dead(pc): While playing through the first part with some not-so bright teammates, I set off the car alarm and ran to get into the safe house to hide with my friend. While watching the other two get mobbed by the horde and occasionally shooting through the door.

That happened to me once, except the guy continued by team killing everyone.

Server Administrator
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I've done many worse things, but recently pulling or slapping my friends off ledges to their death in Little Big Planet on local co-op.

I miss the days of River City Ransom. Hitting friends in the back of the head with a tire, chain, or garbage can. Or throwing them into walls repeatedly. And then jumping on them.

Shouldn't have stole my coins.

Press Junketeer
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When messing around in GTA IV multiplayer, my friend and I sometimes like to take turns piloting a helicopter with both of us in it and jumping out while above water, but close enough to land that the helicopter would land there and kill the other person. Ironically, the one piloting usually ends up hitting land, and the passenger and helicopter safely fall into the ocean.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Jul 2008

Teamkilling. you know who you are...

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 27 Jun 2008

Insurgency source. One guy who thought it was halo or CS rushed out to get shot, followed a few seconds later by the entire squad. SMART

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Speaking of GTA4 and on a boring day. During one or two online races once i would reach first place i would start playing Ride of the Valkyries down my mircophone to annoy and make the other racers loose concentration.

It works! But i'm not a prick so i only did it once or twice. But the curses of loads of angry 12 year olds can sometimes be entertaining.

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Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 17 May 2008

CoD4, my favorite so far, was throwing back enemy nades at my teammates.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 14 Nov 2008

In the glory days of Star Wars Battlefront, my friend and I would play the game normally, then without alarm he'd whip out his strongest weapon (He loved the damn Jet Trooper and Dark Trooper) and blast a hole in my back, thus we'd go into a long tirade of not only destroying each other, but everything around us, enemies and allies included.

My greatest betrayal would be on Hoth...the At-Ats. "HURR HURR HURR!!" *Phoom* Friend: Dude, the enemy's over-Aiighee!!!

I also had fun with air strikes. "Gimmie an air strike." Need I say more?

Pulitzer Laureate
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Once in Gears of War 1, during one of the berserker fights, I got trampled and was waiting to be revived. My co-op partner runs over to me, revives me, then rolls out of the way just as the berserker tramples me again.

I'm not always the victim though. I'm one of those jerks who hit the car with the alarm on it in Left 4 Dead just to see what would happen. Come on, they warned us about it enough times to make us curious about what would happen, of course someone is going to try to shoot the car. And really, who leaves their car parked in the middle of the street with the alarm on during a zombie outbreak? Not my fault.

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fish food carl:
I'm really fucking angry right now about quite possibly, the most retarded fucking maneuvre I have ever seen in COD4 online. I'm actually throwing a tantrum, I've had a bad game. Many in fact. Some absolute bastard with a modded controller kept killing me, until I just started rattling with fury, then I threw my controller on the floor, and stormed off. After my humble return, I entered a game on Overgrown. I was in the attic of Anne Frank's House (The one that looks into the barn and the field where choppers go very low.)

I knew that the enemy was coming up the stairs. I shot, but for some unknown fucking reason, my bullets just forgot to do any actual fucking damage.

I sprinted back up the ladder after I respawned, only to see him waiting for me. So, I lined up the shot, and charged a grenade. Just as I threw it some absolute fucking, moronic, retarded, threat to his own safety type, climbed the ladder. The grenade bounced off him, came back and killed me. I'm disgustingly fucking angry. Fuck.

I'm angry. Sorry I said "fuck" so much.

How was his controller modded?

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Gone Gonzo
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fish food carl:

I sprinted back up the ladder after I respawned, only to see him waiting for me. So, I lined up the shot, and charged a grenade. Just as I threw it some absolute fucking, moronic, retarded, threat to his own safety type, climbed the ladder. The grenade bounced off him, came back and killed me. I'm disgustingly fucking angry. Fuck.

Dude, it happens. Real life warfare is random and crazy as hell why would you expect a game with no consequences to be any more sane? There's probably dozens of guys in real life that accidently walked into the path of a friendlies' grenade only to have it kill both of them.

Gone Gonzo
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Some douche bag on Left For Dead kept yelling through the mic... "Hurry, hurry up, c'mon.. let's go."

I yelled at him, "ITS A TWO LEVEL DEMO YOU MORON, NOBODY IS IN A HURRY!"

So i unloaded a clip in his face and rated him down.

Muckraker
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lol in any Battlefield game i always suicide when theres other ppl in the vehicle jus for fun

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BallPtPenTheif:

fish food carl:

I sprinted back up the ladder after I respawned, only to see him waiting for me. So, I lined up the shot, and charged a grenade. Just as I threw it some absolute fucking, moronic, retarded, threat to his own safety type, climbed the ladder. The grenade bounced off him, came back and killed me. I'm disgustingly fucking angry. Fuck.

Dude, it happens. Real life warfare is random and crazy as hell why would you expect a game with no consequences to be any more sane? There's probably dozens of guys in real life that accidently walked into the path of a friendlies' grenade only to have it kill both of them.

Meh. He still must have been pretty damn thick.

Shiuz91:

How was his controller modded?

It had the rapid-fire button thing on the back that you press, and every gun has a really, really fast RoF. People will take something with a really high power, or just a pistol or G3, and it will rattle away like a Skorpion with Double Tap.

Gone Gonzo
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In WoW, in any instance, running into a mob and casting Howl of Fear. AoE fear spell causes mobs to run into other mobs, pull them, and probably kill us all. Cause I love my team so much.

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Camping, and that wierd feeling that you need to TK, whenever you obtain the Grav Gammer.

Gone Gonzo
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gigastrike:

sheic99:
2)Left 4 Dead(pc): While playing through the first part with some not-so bright teammates, I set off the car alarm and ran to get into the safe house to hide with my friend. While watching the other two get mobbed by the horde and occasionally shooting through the door.

That happened to me once, except the guy continued by team killing everyone.

A guy tked my friend and we left him there to die. And I would start to pick up my friend, but drop him immediately so he would fall back down.

As we about to finish the demo a guy threw a moltov at a gas canister. I went down immediately because I only has 2 life and my friend die trying to pick me up. Finally the guy who threw was downed trying to pick both of us up.

Time Lord
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Spawncamping. Nothing ruins a game more than some dick firing directly into your spawn zone.

Muckraker
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Joined: 25 Sep 2008

Recently when i was playin Resistance 2 co-op i died and was waitin for some1 to revive me, but they ALL went right by my body and just left me there to respawn. Dick move #1.

Then when i was playin it later and i died again (cuz you WILL die in R2 co-op and anyone who says they never died in co-op is full of crap) my teammates teabaged me and then walked off. Dick move #2

Then when i was getting ambushed by like 20 chimera my team literally stood by and watched as i got my spine pulled out throu my eye. Dick move #3

I have many move "dick moves" thats just what happened today...

Gone Gonzo
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In Left 4 Dead, we were playing on expert and had reached the final safe room, but some guy just wouldn't come in, he just kept running around killing zombies, one guy was idle and another left shortly, so he had AI helping him while I sat in the safe room cowering in fear because I was at one health and the guy outside was hogging all the health that spawned

Press Junketeer
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Playing Timesplitters 3 Ice Station map with friendly fire off my friends thought they were safe; till I grabbed the jeep and started running them down one by one that was (the jeep somehow overides the friendly fire rule).

Infamous Scribbler
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Well when I was playing Gears of War 2 in the hoard, a boomer came around the corner and I threw a grenade to dispatch it. However my friend Dan had already shot it with a tork bow, so the boomer died and the grenade killed my three friends who were camping in the chapel.

In R2 I killed two people after fighting a titan with a grenade so I could get some greytech. I just wanted to upgrade one of my characters and all I needed was ten points.

Muckraker
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[quote=In R2 I killed two people after fighting a titan with a grenade so I could get some greytech. I just wanted to upgrade one of my characters and all I needed was ten points.quote]

you do know that in R2 if your near the graytech and someone eles gets it you get it also

Paperboy
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Joined: 4 Jun 2008

Super Smash Bros Melee.
I was playing Kirby, and my friend Johnny was Fox.
We were playing five stock and were down to one each when my roommate yelled, 'Jim swallow him and jump off the edge!'
So I did, just because.
And right before plummeting into the pit, I spit out Fox, and survived while Fox died.
I won the match, and almost got punched.

Beat Writer
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having dumb ass teenagers leave your ass to get mauled by a Hunter in Left4Dead as they laugh at you until you die

xbox live is such a joy

Gone Gonzo
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Alpha Reaper757:
Recently when i was playin Resistance 2 co-op i died and was waitin for some1 to revive me, but they ALL went right by my body and just left me there to respawn. Dick move #1.

Then when i was playin it later and i died again (cuz you WILL die in R2 co-op and anyone who says they never died in co-op is full of crap) my teammates teabaged me and then walked off. Dick move #2

Then when i was getting ambushed by like 20 chimera my team literally stood by and watched as i got my spine pulled out throu my eye. Dick move #3

I have many move "dick moves" thats just what happened today...

I think the halo crowd has snuck in. Sneaky little bastards.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Jun 2008

I recently blew up my entire team with a grenade during a terrorist hunt in r6:v2. Not on purpose though, so I guess it qualifies more as a "dickhead" move than a "dick" move.

Muckraker
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Bulletinmybrain:

Alpha Reaper757:
Recently when i was playin Resistance 2 co-op i died and was waitin for some1 to revive me, but they ALL went right by my body and just left me there to respawn. Dick move #1.

Then when i was playin it later and i died again (cuz you WILL die in R2 co-op and anyone who says they never died in co-op is full of crap) my teammates teabaged me and then walked off. Dick move #2

Then when i was getting ambushed by like 20 chimera my team literally stood by and watched as i got my spine pulled out throu my eye. Dick move #3

I have many move "dick moves" thats just what happened today...

I think the halo crowd has snuck in. Sneaky little bastards.

Hahaha so it's true, im not goin crazy.

Gone Gonzo
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Went to see a friend, played Halo 3 at his house on Xbox Live, "betrayed" his friend a multitude of times.

Hilarity ensued.

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