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Infamous Scribbler
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Fightbulb:
Also, I'm going to be a dick and mention the worst unlockable weapon: the MP44 in CoD4. What the fuck is up with that thing?

The MP44 owns! I've got red tiger with it, once you get used to the recoil you can 2shot people easy from most of the way across map.

Pulitzer Laureate
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CyberAkuma:
Roll from Marvel vs Capcom 2?

Yeah, I second that one. And third it and fourth it. What the hell was Roll?

Copy Clerk
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Joined: 1 Nov 2008

Angel and Devil in Tekken Tag. Most cheap characters ever. i never used them. One time i didnt even want to go outta my way to unlock them.

Gone Gonzo
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another shout out to Onslaught from Marvel vs. Capcom 1

"Behold my mighty hand!" only, the hand wasn't so mighty.

Infamous Scribbler
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Flux07:
yuffie from FF7... nuff' said

What are you talking about? She's one of the best physical attackers in the game! Yuffie + Cid + Cloud + (3*4-Cut materia) = Ultimate melee team. When they all hit for 9999, that's 119,988 damage per turn... not even counting limit breaks.

(With limits, 179,982 (Highwind) + 149,985 (Omnislash) + 149,985 (Doom of the Living) = 479,952 in ONE TURN)

Gone Gonzo
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dnv2:

galletea:
Dr B from Tekken 3. Bastard to play with and somehow annoyingly difficult to beat, since he spends all his time out of range of your best attacks.

Damn it, beat me to it. Was trying to work out how to spell his name! :S

Failing him, I never liked Roger from the Tekken Series either.

I believe it was Boskonovic.

Anonymous Source
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galletea:

dnv2:

galletea:
Dr B from Tekken 3. Bastard to play with and somehow annoyingly difficult to beat, since he spends all his time out of range of your best attacks.

Damn it, beat me to it. Was trying to work out how to spell his name! :S

Failing him, I never liked Roger from the Tekken Series either.

I believe it was Boskonovic.

You guys never really tried to play him right? When you get the hang of his combos he's actually one of the best characters in the game. But annoying as hell tho.
Btw, is there anyone more than me that unlocked him trough playing 300 vs in a row? ^^

GloatingSwine:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Oddjobs hat owns!

dekkarax:

GloatingSwine:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

1 more! Ever tried on monkey virus against bots? It may be one of the scariest and most stress related game modes I've ever tried :P

Gone Gonzo
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DemonGuy792:
Boss Nass in Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Mokujin in Tekken 5 - I hate "EdgeMaster" characters, I like to pick a character and use their weapon or fighting style for the match, not switch every round.
Finally, a geeky one, the Wolf and Flying Camera characters in Dragon Ball: Advanced Adventure, although that did have a massive amount of characters for a GBA game though, with like, everyone in the game playable. Seriously, even the random grunts were playable.

That game (Dragon Ball) was awesome! I actually liked the camera. The wolf was annoying, but the camera could fly around really fast. He also took damage very quickly, so he was a challenge to use. Besides, I HATE fighting them in the game, so using one to kill enemies felt like a nice dose of justice.

Gone Gonzo
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Roderon:

galletea:

I believe it was Boskonovic.

You guys never really tried to play him right? When you get the hang of his combos he's actually one of the best characters in the game. But annoying as hell tho.
Btw, is there anyone more than me that unlocked him trough playing 300 vs in a row? ^^

Well I did but I could never get his combos to work on anything bar my younger brother, I'd got bored of it somewhat and cranked up the difficulty by then, and everything was impossible.
And 300 vs in a row? I have patience, but not that much patience.

Anonymous Source
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haha well ^^ Never heard of anyone than me that have done it actually ^^ And I did it 2 times :P

Gone Gonzo
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Darth Vader in Soul Calibur 4

Gone Gonzo
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DemonGuy792:
Mokujin in Tekken 5 - I hate "EdgeMaster" characters, I like to pick a character and use their weapon or fighting style for the match, not switch every round.

Mokujin style characters are there for when you're really good at the game, and can recognise who you are from the stance, and have a reasonable grounding with everyone's moveset. They're not quite Dan, but they're still there to show that you can beat someone even with random movesets.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 375
Joined: 15 Nov 2008

Ace of Spades:
Darth Vader in Soul Calibur 4

No, pretty sure Yoda trumps Vader's uselessness. Yoda might be the most broken character in fighting game history.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 1 Oct 2008

GloatingSwine:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

I loved Oddjob! The goldeneye unlocks were the best

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Jul 2008

JBarracudaL:

Ace of Spades:
Darth Vader in Soul Calibur 4

No, pretty sure Yoda trumps Vader's uselessness. Yoda might be the most broken character in fighting game history.

Well, I've played with both of them, and I like Yoda better. When I randomly mash buttons, I can pull off some really cool tricks.

Press Junketeer
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Ace of Spades:

Well, I've played with both of them, and I like Yoda better. When I randomly mash buttons, I can pull off some really cool tricks.

Fair enough, I'm probably just bitter from leaping accidentally out of stage with him around 20 times during story and arcade mode.

Press Junketeer
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luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 31 Dec 2007

GloatingSwine:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

Haha! Oddjob was awesome! My rule was 'You HAVE to be oddjob, and no weapons other than the hat'

What a hero...

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Jul 2008

JBarracudaL:

Ace of Spades:

Well, I've played with both of them, and I like Yoda better. When I randomly mash buttons, I can pull off some really cool tricks.

Fair enough, I'm probably just bitter from leaping accidentally out of stage with him around 20 times during story and arcade mode.

Haha, I did that once when my my friend side-stepped my attempt at a throw.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 72
Joined: 18 Nov 2008

The worst was definately Borot or what ever his name was from Power Quest. He had no specials, moved very slowly, could not jump, and only had one attack, a very slow and weak karate chop. He killed my enthusiasm for that game for a while.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 18 Sep 2008

Leon from DOA2 on, he has the exact same moves as bayman, and is still slow as hell.

Him and Spartan 458 from DOA4, me and my friends fuckin spent an entire day tryin to unlock Alpha 152 becuz we were forced to kick the shit out of her all day (btw i had the game beat with all but 6 ppl) that damn plasma bitch was kickin our ass all day but once we finally beat the game with everyone we get a fuckin spartan... and it wasnt even master chief...

Gone Gonzo
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dekkarax:

GloatingSwine:
Oddjob.

Remember, the absolute #1 Goldeneye House Rule: "No Oddjob".

which neatly follows up to the absolute #1 Timesplitters rule: "No Monkeys"

Ninja monkey all the way baby, blowing people away from their kneecaps was never more satisfying. :) I had a tendency to play as oddjob to....... Maybe i'm just a cheater

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

rottenbutter:
Mokap from Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Do I even need to explain how stupid the idea of a guy in a motion capture suit, in a Mortal kombat game is?

he really did suck i think he was just a fill in for the creaters loseing ideas... hell even on of the creaters wore the suit and he looked just like the guy

On the Record
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Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Elurindel:
Marth in SSBB...who cares? Also, why have three characters from Starfox with exactly the same final smash?

you sir, need to be burned at the stake you dirty filesharing communist! Marth was the best character in Melee, and even when he got gimped, he is one of the best characters in Brawl! SCUM!
SCUUUUUM!

Ahem. as you can see i love marth. I used to be unbeatable with him in melee, and im damn near unbeatable around my friends with him in brawl. I'll tell you who i am very much beatable with though...Bowser. I never really used him but my GOD did they gimp him something heinous in brawl. he is just such a bad character now.

crap, was he a starter character? because if he was, then ill go for Roy. He was just a fail version of marth in melee. How can you be stronger than marth, but slower and lighter?

On the Record
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AceDiamond:

PedroSteckecilo:
Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

what in the crap are you talking about? Falco was slower, there was no way in hell falco is faster than fox. But he IS beter, thats for sure.

Anyhu, everyone knows its all about Zamus, she's justs seven shades of Pwn.

And i don't know who brought it up, but my god man oddjob was just a universally banned character. There was a time when people used to run up to you, crouch and cheetah chop ur shins unil you were dead, and the worst thing? You actually couldnt even look down far enough to hit him. GOD

tk1989:

KarmicToast:
The worst unlockable character ever was Boo in SSB for Gamecube. Seriously, it takes forever to get him and then he doesn't even really work once you have him.

You got Boo in Super Smash Bros Melee? did i miss something?

like hell you did. Toast wtf are u smoking? Boo was not in smash bros, not even if you use an action replay disc (trust me i know, you could get giga bowser tho, which was just ridiculous).

Muckraker
Posts: 314
Joined: 11 Nov 2008

KarmicToast:
The worst unlockable character ever was Boo in SSB for Gamecube. Seriously, it takes forever to get him and then he doesn't even really work once you have him.

please explain how in the hell you can get Boo in super smash bros.

Muckraker
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Unholykrumpet:
luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

How dare you mock luigi

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 854
Joined: 17 Sep 2008

PedroSteckecilo:
Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Falco took Fox's blaster from SSB1 and he moves slower... his fire attack thing charges faster, and his dash covers less distance. That last one was a sell for me as I always over shot with Fox and died.

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 21 Feb 2008

SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

Pulitzer Laureate
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darktheif28:

Unholykrumpet:
luigi in Super smash bros. He's been a joke character in nearly all the games (Yes, I know in melee he was an alright character because of his flaming B-up attack, but he's definitely near the lowest on the tier still. He's even worse in brawl and the original. Worse, they run with the strange idea that Luigi is gay, and incorporate that stereotype of weakness into all his attacks. It's rather annoying.

How dare you mock luigi

You can't ignore the fact that his Final Smash is ZA WARUDO and kicks ass.

Pulitzer Laureate
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gmer412:
SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

To Replace Mewtwo.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1862
Joined: 7 Jul 2008

ChromeAlchemist:

AceDiamond:

PedroSteckecilo:
Falco in SSBB, there really is NO reason for him to be in the game. He moves like Fox, attacks like Fox and has the same smash as Fox, he serves NO purpose. At least Wolf plays a little differently.

Yes and no. Falco throws his deflector instead of having it generate a field around him. He also falls faster and is, allegedly, stronger. You are right in saying that Wolf plays much differently than either of them though.

what in the crap are you talking about? Falco was slower, there was no way in hell falco is faster than fox. But he IS beter, thats for sure.

I said falls faster. i.e. he drops like a rock tied to a boulder when he's in the air. And he is not better. The last 10 people who have attempted to tell me that have promptly ate their words after a session </misplaced fanboy rage> :P

On the Record
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Graustein:
Pichu in Melee, without a doubt. Even his trophy has nothing good to say about him. "He's weak. Easy to kill. Hurts himself with most of his attacks. Your best bet is to run around the stage using items."

Oh god, Pichu needs to die. Not really hard to pull off, but he really does. And Peach in Brawl. Worthless, although hillarious to kill people with.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 75
Joined: 11 Sep 2008

Sonic the Hedgehog in SSBB he's useless I can hardly beat any 9th level characters with him when in melee I could defeat 3 9's all on to me with Roy and the controls are almost identical I get so damn frustrated...

BANNED
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gmer412:
SSB: Roy, Ness(SSBB), Lucario, GAW. Seriously. Why Lucario?

Because he's a fucking demon if you get his damage percentage high enough. Seriously, grab the Smash ball with your damage around 150%, you will destroy everyone. My second most played character after Meta Knight

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