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OuroborosChoked
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 597
Joined: 20 Aug 2008

Tattaglia:
Mark Wahlberg: The Game

My life will be cakes and roses until the release of this game. Trust me, it will happen.

Already done

theklng
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 887
Joined: 1 May 2008

symphony hero: don't just settle for guitar, play on any plastic instrument ever made!

super mario harvests zelda's moon: legend of metroids world 1-4. screw you, nintendo.

Lethal_rapture
Anonymous Source
Posts: 10
Joined: 19 Nov 2008

Amnestic:

Lethal_rapture:
Dynasty Warriors: Nintendogs edition :P

You have no idea how confused I got when you posted. You happen to be using the same picture I had for my old avatar. 'Twas mighty confuzzling at first, like a stepped through a timewarp ;o

lol great minds pick the same awesome pictures i guess :)

SirSchmoopy
Epic Lumberjack
Posts: 480
Joined: 15 Apr 2008

Another Pokemon game that doesn't change it up.

Seriously, love the series but give me something new.

Blixt
Copy Clerk
Posts: 89
Joined: 20 Nov 2008

SirSchmoopy:
Another Pokemon game that doesn't change it up.

Seriously, love the series but give me something new.

These was a whole thread about how to improve Pokemon, Nintendo should read it

RobotoWorks
Beat Writer
Posts: 135
Joined: 17 Aug 2008

Mario Party: In the Bedroom (hint hint...)

UltimateXShadow
Copy Clerk
Posts: 69
Joined: 18 May 2008

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh man, they were the ones that made Ninjabread Man and Anubis II?

Fuck...

Dommyboy
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2411
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Ace of Spades:
Animal Crossing yet again, we let you get away with it so far Nintendo, don't press your luck.

Was it even possible to finish the first Animal Crossing?

Here is a crazy idea from me, what if Nintendo made an original game? Yeah I know I am just being stupid now, sorry guys.

Mr_Czar
Copy Clerk
Posts: 80
Joined: 19 Nov 2008

UltimateXShadow:

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh man, they were the ones that made Ninjabread Man and Anubis II?

Fuck...

They're making a sequel to Ninjabread Man, the only game where the TITLE is better than the game.

UltimateXShadow
Copy Clerk
Posts: 69
Joined: 18 May 2008

Mr_Czar:

UltimateXShadow:

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh man, they were the ones that made Ninjabread Man and Anubis II?

Fuck...

They're making a sequel to Ninjabread Man, the only game where the TITLE is better than the game.

Shit, I hope it doesn't sell as well as the first one. In fact, I hope the directors and producers of the game all get fired for completely irrelevant reasons before the game is materialized.

white_salad
Muckraker
Posts: 256
Joined: 24 Aug 2008

Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures. I could see the adverts now. " Hey come and play Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures! Sit around waiting for link to rescue you, and occaisonally be " visisted" by Gannon, then afterwords, get the soothing lotion out and cry yourself to sleep."

Nintendogs Beastiality( SP) edition
Twilight *shudders*
Link & Mario: Fanservice

crazy-j
Press Junketeer
Posts: 389
Joined: 15 Sep 2008

every and any game that nintendo makes

Blair Bennett
Copy Clerk
Posts: 119
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I actually shuddered when I looked at their library of games at the bottom of the page. Chills were sent up my spine, and I simply could endure no more. No joke.

Blair Bennett
Copy Clerk
Posts: 119
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

RobotoWorks:
Mario Party: In the Bedroom (hint hint...)

Based on true events? Bowser does have kids those unexplained children.

GonzoGamer
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1038
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

white_salad:
Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures. I could see the adverts now. " Hey come and play Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures! Sit around waiting for link to rescue you, and occaisonally be " visisted" by Gannon, then afterwords, get the soothing lotion out and cry yourself to sleep."

Nintendogs Beastiality( SP) edition
Twilight *shudders*
Link & Mario: Fanservice

Nice.
My wife and I thought they were coming out with a Twilight game (I thought I discussed it here... guess not) that's mostly a suburban dating sim where where you have to stop from eating your date and nobody gets laid until you stop playing.

I can't believe they really made Calvin Trucker's Redneck Jamboree. Now they're unfortunately bound to make the game I was even afraid to utter here:

Alan Thicke's Yuppie Soiree: collection of minigames that revolve around wine tasting, bragging about what designers you're farmiliar with, over analyzing art, and dancing with no rhythm to pop music from the 80s.

Hyper-space
Press Junketeer
Posts: 362
Joined: 25 Nov 2008

Youtube Comments, the game.......

MY EYES ARE BLEEDING *girly scream* OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!

gets a stroke, dies

Bratz: on the streets

lil' mongrels, selling themselves and whatnot

Tryss
Paperboy
Posts: 17
Joined: 5 Nov 2008

THIS:
http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/index.asp

horrible. And doesn't stop me from eating meat.

songnar
Copy Clerk
Posts: 125
Joined: 26 Oct 2008

Calligraph-wii

Choir Boy: The Priest Cometh

Any MMORPG

Martha Stewart's Strip Poker

I think that about sums it up for me.

GonzoGamer
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1038
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

I don't remember who joked about it but it's been made:
Drivers' Ed Portable (DS)http://www.amazon.com/Drivers-Ed-Portable-Nintendo-DS/dp/B001FB6I4U

You can really buy this.

I feel cold.

zee666
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1002
Joined: 18 Sep 2008

Super Mario Gangster Rap

Neosage
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1332
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

Masturbation:
Swing that luncheon meat truncheon

Simply use your wiimote and well, you get the picture.

Mistrouser
Copy Clerk
Posts: 124
Joined: 7 Dec 2008

WII PHAT:Survive the Ghetto

Fightgarr
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2093
Joined: 3 Dec 2008

Bratz 8: Botox Edition

Retrofraction
Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 29 Nov 2008

GonzoGamer:
There's so much shovelware on the Nintendo Systems it's sometimes hard to find the gems. However there are a few games I don't think I'd want even if they did have good production values:

Two Screens One Cup

Armored Core: Don't Scream

Kirby: Learning to Chew

Rich Dad's Real Estate Debt Sim

High School Musical: The Reunion: Dumpy Seniors

Insurance Tycoon

Pogs-They're Back for some reason.

Nintendo does not own Armored Core and has not have had any of thier game on the wii ( its owned by sony )

notyouraveragejoe
Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 527
Joined: 8 Nov 2008

Metroid Past-Its-Prime: Corrupted CEOs

Super Mario Brothers: Real Plumbing With Motion Controls

Peach and Daisy: Two Princesses One Cup....damn someone beat me to that idea

Pong The Remake: Now Red and Green not Black and White... the Christmas Edition

Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy squeezed into a cartoon animated crap heap.

GonzoGamer:

white_salad:
Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures. I could see the adverts now. " Hey come and play Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures! Sit around waiting for link to rescue you, and occaisonally be " visisted" by Gannon, then afterwords, get the soothing lotion out and cry yourself to sleep."

Nintendogs Beastiality( SP) edition
Twilight *shudders*
Link & Mario: Fanservice

Nice.
My wife and I thought they were coming out with a Twilight game (I thought I discussed it here... guess not) that's mostly a suburban dating sim where where you have to stop from eating your date and nobody gets laid until you stop playing.

I can't believe they really made Calvin Trucker's Redneck Jamboree. Now they're unfortunately bound to make the game I was even afraid to utter here:

Alan Thicke's Yuppie Soiree: collection of minigames that revolve around wine tasting, bragging about what designers you're farmiliar with, over analyzing art, and dancing with no rhythm to pop music from the 80s.

Until you have the choice to go American Psycho and kill them all in Manhunt style executions while laughing maniacally. Then back to the wine tasting.

Lustwane
Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 20 Oct 2008

Lethal_rapture:
Dynasty Warriors: Nintendogs edition :P

If you where killing the dogs this one could be fun.

CoverYourHead
Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 879
Joined: 7 Dec 2008

GenHellspawn:
What about Legend of Zelda XXXIIXV: Time to Start Selling Those Master Swords on eBay?

I think it's time for the LOZ series to die before it ends up as terribly mutated and mutilated as the Sonic series.

Lustwane
Paperboy
Posts: 30
Joined: 20 Oct 2008

Disney presents:
Mary Poppins ~The Umbrella Chronicles.

GonzoGamer
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1038
Joined: 9 Apr 2008

notyouraveragejoe:
Metroid Past-Its-Prime: Corrupted CEOs

Super Mario Brothers: Real Plumbing With Motion Controls

Peach and Daisy: Two Princesses One Cup....damn someone beat me to that idea

Pong The Remake: Now Red and Green not Black and White... the Christmas Edition

Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy squeezed into a cartoon animated crap heap.

GonzoGamer:

white_salad:
Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures. I could see the adverts now. " Hey come and play Legend of Zelda: Zelda's adventures! Sit around waiting for link to rescue you, and occaisonally be " visisted" by Gannon, then afterwords, get the soothing lotion out and cry yourself to sleep."

Nintendogs Beastiality( SP) edition
Twilight *shudders*
Link & Mario: Fanservice

Nice.
My wife and I thought they were coming out with a Twilight game (I thought I discussed it here... guess not) that's mostly a suburban dating sim where where you have to stop from eating your date and nobody gets laid until you stop playing.

I can't believe they really made Calvin Trucker's Redneck Jamboree. Now they're unfortunately bound to make the game I was even afraid to utter here:

Alan Thicke's Yuppie Soiree: collection of minigames that revolve around wine tasting, bragging about what designers you're farmiliar with, over analyzing art, and dancing with no rhythm to pop music from the 80s.

Until you have the choice to go American Psycho and kill them all in Manhunt style executions while laughing maniacally. Then back to the wine tasting.

That's "Patric Bateman's Yuppie Soiree", a game I really would like to see. Completely different game.

BTW
Mary Poppins - Umbrella Chronicles = Pure Win- if its a rail shooter not a flight simulator.

Garzo
Copy Clerk
Posts: 123
Joined: 26 Nov 2008

Mario and Luigi: Escape from Guantanamo Bay Party
Zelda: Link's Sexual Awakening
Michael Barrymore's Watersports Spectaculaaaar!
Chucky Egg
Gordon Brown's Budget Analyser
Nintenlepers-Train your own leper

SnowCold
Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1129
Joined: 1 Oct 2008

RobotoWorks:
Mario Party: In the Bedroom (hint hint...)

Ew! don't be gross! what about Wario o_O

crazy-j:
every and any game that nintendo makes

Boo! *Throws a tomato*

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