There's so much shovelware on the Nintendo Systems it's sometimes hard to find the gems. However there are a few games I don't think I'd want even if they did have good production values:

Two Screens One Cup

Armored Core: Don't Scream

Kirby: Learning to Chew

Rich Dad's Real Estate Debt Sim

High School Musical: The Reunion: Dumpy Seniors

Insurance Tycoon

Pogs-They're Back for some reason.

What about Legend of Zelda XXXIIXV: Time to Start Selling Those Master Swords on eBay?

Armored Core: Don't Scream

I don't get it.

Nintendogs: Heartworm Edition

Super Exam Fighter II: The New Fractions

Action Mortgage

Phoenix Wright's Messy Divorce

Mario Acconting

and Samus: Travels of Princess peach :(

Cooking Mama: Literally

Monopoly - Credit Crunch Edition (?)
Legend of Zelda Golf
Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)
Window Cleaner Wii (a follow up to Wii sports)
Metroid past-their-prime

to name a few, really.

Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)

As someone who has always wondered if rainbows bleed, I'd look forward to this game/mod. Maybe this time when they port RE5 to the PC they'll bother giving it mouse compatability.

Samus: Travels of Princess peach :(

I think the concept art already exists on deviantart. You might need to have an adult account to view it though...

Sensenmann:
Cooking Mama: Literally

This is win

Amnestic:

Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)

As someone who has always wondered if rainbows bleed, I'd look forward to this game/mod. Maybe this time when they port RE5 to the PC they'll bother giving it mouse compatability.

I've seen a rainbow bleed, actually, it's kind of like watching a kitten claw at a door. At first, it's kind of cute, but after a while, you just want to kick it out of the way to stop it bleeding on your carpet.

Geometry Chores

Fire Embalm II

Ultimate Hackie Sack Challenge

Queers of War - The Wii Edition

Barney's Big Day

I could do this all day...

Amnestic:

Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)

As someone who has always wondered if rainbows bleed, I'd look forward to this game/mod. Maybe this time when they port RE5 to the PC they'll bother giving it mouse compatability.

Samus: Travels of Princess peach :(

I think the concept art already exists on deviantart. You might need to have an adult account to view it though...

Your avatar leads me to believe you have ventured on to deviant art quite a lot.

nathan-dts:

Amnestic:

Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)

As someone who has always wondered if rainbows bleed, I'd look forward to this game/mod. Maybe this time when they port RE5 to the PC they'll bother giving it mouse compatability.

Samus: Travels of Princess peach :(

I think the concept art already exists on deviantart. You might need to have an adult account to view it though...

Your avatar leads me to believe you have ventured on to deviant art quite a lot.

4Chan, actually, and it was my brother who found it not I, though I do look at Deviantart on occasion when I can't be bothered to write out a character's physical appearance and simply want to post a picture that suits my needs.

Though I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

Legend of Zelda: Ganon again..

Sperm Bank: All Jacked Up.

Donkey (Kong) Punch.

Wii Orchestra...oh wait, thats already out :S.

You guys have some great ones here.

Armored Core games sometimes have controls that are a bit too complex, moving them onto the DS touchscreen would probably just make things worse.

I have a couple of bad ideas for cart racers (yea worse than Mortal Kombat Karts) but I think I'll make another post for that.

Richard Groovy Pants:

Amnestic:

nathan-dts:

Amnestic:

Resident Evil 5 - Clean Edition (where all the black zombies are replaced with rainbows to make Nintendo feel better)

As someone who has always wondered if rainbows bleed, I'd look forward to this game/mod. Maybe this time when they port RE5 to the PC they'll bother giving it mouse compatability.

Samus: Travels of Princess peach :(

I think the concept art already exists on deviantart. You might need to have an adult account to view it though...

Your avatar leads me to believe you have ventured on to deviant art quite a lot.

4Chan, actually, and it was my brother who found it not I, though I do look at Deviantart on occasion when I can't be bothered to write out a character's physical appearance and simply want to post a picture that suits my needs.

Though I fail to see what that has to do with anything.

H-hey, r-remember, t-that t-t-t-time I did a d-d-d-demotivator for you using t-t-t-that av-v-v-vatar? Wasn't it dandy? :D

*weird fanboy noises*

You mean:

this? Yeah, that was awesome.

Armored Core games sometimes have controls that are a bit too complex, moving them onto the DS touchscreen would probably just make things worse.

Armoured Core controls? Complex? If I can beat Masters of the Arena before I hit my teen years I'm fairly certain they can't be that confusing...

Amnestic:

Armoured Core controls? Complex? If I can beat Masters of the Arena before I hit my teen years I'm fairly certain they can't be that confusing...

That's why I said sometimes.

Animal Crossing yet again, we let you get away with it so far Nintendo, don't press your luck.

Pokemon beige

Mario and Sonic at the election.

Emo Kid Icarus... Oh wait, thats real. (Google image search it)

Super Mario Bros. 4
Mushrooms of the patriots

(please, someone have to make a photoshop)

Dr Proctologists focused anatomy training

10 Green bottles: wall edition

Sobriety: An Alcoholics Anonymous Adventure

Wii paint: Mark Ecko extreme edition

Wii Colonoscopy
Metroid Prime :MENOPAUSE
Mario : Old Fart edition

Really? Nintendo has games that fit into this category as most of their showcase, and we're trying to find more?

Cousin_IT:
Dr Proctologists focused anatomy training

10 Green bottles: wall edition

Sobriety: An Alcoholics Anonymous Adventure

Wii paint: Mark Ecko extreme edition

Dr. Proctologist sounds like it could be some good DLC for Trauma Center but you're right he wouldn't need his own game.

As for Wii Paint: Ecko ed.
That could be really cool, but it probably wouldn't be.

A game where you have to pretend the Wii-mote is a real instrument, and flail with it in a rough impression of playing an actual instrument without realising that you only need rudimentary rhythm skills to do well.

Oh wait...
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Or a game where you have to slowly lean side to side, pretending you're losing weight. Occasionally you can raise a leg.

Oh yeah...
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Sensenmann:
Cooking Mama: Literally

Made me laugh. :)

Space Spoons:
Phoenix Wright's Messy Divorce

I see potential for a massively entertaining storyline. Think about it.

Dynasty Warriors: Nintendogs edition :P

You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Mark Wahlberg: The Game

My life will be cakes and roses until the release of this game. Trust me, it will happen.