Fire Emblem: Flame without reason.

How about......

Bratz 9: Baby Mama Blues
Harvest Moon: Grow Nothing for Subsidy Checks
Need For Speed: Driving School

I could keep going, but I could actually get offers for these, so I'm waiting for EA to get in touch with me.

Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

You DON'T want to see this? I think it would be interesting because of the touch screen, Oh My!

Earthbound: Wii Nes

Wii Seizure: Super Special Epileptic Edition - Even in a game where you only have to flail the Wiimote around wildly, the console can still misunderstand what your trying to accomplish.

Syphonz:
Donkey (Kong) Punch.

Actually, I do want this one to exist, just so some idiot can accidentally buy it for their six year old...

Nintendo vs. Capcom.

Actually...that might be cool :o

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants: The Game
/thread

perfectimo:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

You DON'T want to see this? I think it would be interesting because of the touch screen, Oh My!

I'm sure you could find this in Japan. Infact... google time!

TsunamiWombat:
Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants: The Game
/thread

Not so loud you fool!! Activision could be listening RIGHT NOW.

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

But think of the Wiimote applications!

Graustein:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

But think of the Wiimote applications!

Feh, the Wiimote would just interpret whatever your doing as something completely wrong, on both a command, a physical, and a moral level.

Graustein:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

But think of the Wiimote applications!

Nintendo's next fancy controller! The PiiPii.

"Odd, what use could a rounded rube with ridges be?"

"...Oohhh"

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

I would personally find both games interesting. Just to see how Nintendo would present sex with a mii. It has no legs, therefore no penis.

FALCON PUNCH! the game.

Not Good:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

I would personally find both games interesting. Just to see how Nintendo would present sex with a mii. It has no legs, therefore no penis.

Notice the SHAPE of the Mii... oddly..tube like yes?

Not Good:
FALCON PUNCH! the game.

Are you kidding? This would be awesome.

perfectimo:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

You DON'T want to see this? I think it would be interesting because of the touch screen, Oh My!

OK, I admit I would like to see it, but then again this is Nintendo we are talking about. They'd probably have Mario and Peach all dressed up too - and definitely nothing kinky!

Graustein:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

But think of the Wiimote applications!

Oh, I have! I have! It's just a bit too... square? Also, the vibration is a bit... lacking I guess...

Not Good:

crimsondynamics:
Sex Training DS

Wii Sex

I would personally find both games interesting. Just to see how Nintendo would present sex with a mii. It has no legs, therefore no penis.

OK, you got me there. It would (definitely!) be worth it if only for the hilariously unintentional comedy that would ensue!

TsunamiWombat:

Not Good:
FALCON PUNCH! the game.

Are you kidding? This would be awesome.

Your right. I'm crazy. What's better than punching out a fetus?

crimsondynamics:
OK, I admit I would like to see it, but then again this is Nintendo we are talking about. They'd probably have Mario and Peach all dressed up too - and definitely nothing kinky!

Spoiler: Click to View

I've never played that game but I am assuming it is a game where you interact with "people" through the touch screen, is that close?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wii_games

Jack Thompson: Former Attorney at Law

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh god. My dad bought Classic British Racing (A Popcorn Arcade Game) for $20. I played it and I felt ripped off. The graphics looked like they were for psx, and there was no good camera option, and the gameplay felt more like torture than a game. So, yeah it's sad that anyone with talent is working there... or that no one combines the resources being used for six separate shitty games and puts them towards making an average or possibly even decent game.

Spleeni:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wii_games

Well played sir... well played indeed.

perfectimo:
I've never played that game but I am assuming it is a game where you interact with "people" through the touch screen, is that close?

To put it in a mild, inoffensive way, yes - that is, if the bloody game ever lets you get pass the mountains of dialogue first!

perfectimo:

I've never played that game but I am assuming it is a game where you interact with "people" through the touch screen, is that close?

It's got what is quite possibly the most mental premise ever. It's essentially a middle ages witch trial, except instead of red hot pokers and old crones, it's cute witches you feel up to find out if they are, in fact, witches.

There's a sequel as well.

Sex Training DS

I'm fairly sure at one point someone was talking about a female masturbation simulator using the DS. As a serious teaching tool because they thought women weren't getting the best out of their fingers.

Not something I can really google at work to find out whether it ever went anywhere.

There is a piece of software called TouchDic though. (Boringly, it's a dictionary).

Wii Musi- Oh..

Pretty much any zelda version of a preexisting mario game (Zelda Party, Zelda Kart, Zelda Tennis, etc.)

I can't stand the idea of Miyamoto telling fans that "zelda is going to head in a different direction from now on".

brenflood:
Jack Thompson: Former Attorney at Law

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh god. My dad bought Classic British Racing (A Popcorn Arcade Game) for $20. I played it and I felt ripped off. The graphics looked like they were for psx, and there was no good camera option, and the gameplay felt more like torture than a game. So, yeah it's sad that anyone with talent is working there... or that no one combines the resources being used for six separate shitty games and puts them towards making an average or possibly even decent game.

That was basically what I said to them. Oh well. I heard they got the rights to a game for the Nightwatch/Daywatch films. Jesus wept.

Final Fantasy XXXXVIII. admittedly, i've only played FFII but, like Mario, this is one franchise thats done. i have i different view if i played them but as i've never owned a playstation i doubt i'll get too. (on a side note, 300th post, woot)

Nintendogs: The Cleaning Up
Super Smash Bros. Clusterfuck
Wii Noughts and Crosses
Resident Evil in Space
Pokemon Pink and Fluffy

I don't want to see anything involving rednecks and jamborees. Oh wait..

Super Mario Theoretical Region of Space

The Legend of Zelda: The Jewish Princess

Found Winds

Mario Party 9

Mr_Czar:

brenflood:
Jack Thompson: Former Attorney at Law

Mr_Czar:
You know some games I wish I'd never seen? EVERYTHING EVER RELEASED BY POPCORN ARCADE .

I did a year's placement at this fuckin' place. Sad to say there are some talented people there. But all they make is budget games. Seriously, I'd suggest ways to make the games, ya know, not shit, and the reply would be the MOTTO "Fuck it, it's budget."

Ugh.

Oh god. My dad bought Classic British Racing (A Popcorn Arcade Game) for $20. I played it and I felt ripped off. The graphics looked like they were for psx, and there was no good camera option, and the gameplay felt more like torture than a game. So, yeah it's sad that anyone with talent is working there... or that no one combines the resources being used for six separate shitty games and puts them towards making an average or possibly even decent game.

That was basically what I said to them. Oh well. I heard they got the rights to a game for the Nightwatch/Daywatch films. Jesus wept.

I actually own a Nightwatch pc game. It's not bad. It's made by some Russian company.

anything misusing the letter 'z' ala 'Petz' 'Kidz' and ....'Babyz'

Lethal_rapture:
Dynasty Warriors: Nintendogs edition :P

You have no idea how confused I got when you posted. You happen to be using the same picture I had for my old avatar. 'Twas mighty confuzzling at first, like a stepped through a timewarp ;o

Super Mario Purgatory: Because we've run out of locations for this red little mascot that just WON'T STAY DEAD!!!