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Pulitzer Laureate
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The Civil War game. I swear that game is the reason why I don't play my Xbox as much anymore.

Gone Gonzo
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Deadliest catch alaskan storm. At least I can laugh at Big Rigs or Superman 64 but this game is monotony incarnate.

Press Junketeer
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Indigo_Dingo:
Worst I've ever actually played? Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Really? I can understand people not liking the game, (though I am definitely not one of them) but I can't imagine how it could ever be in the running for worst game ever. Even if it's not "your kind of game" it's the third one in the series, so I must believe you'd know what you're getting into.

Worst game? NFL Quarterback Club for the Gameboy. I got suckered into thinking it was a full-fledged football game for my Gameboy based on ads I'd seen. Little did I know the full football game mode was only present in the SNES version. So what did I buy? A game with roughly 5 mini-games that all involved simple button-mashing and timed button-mashing. Plus, half of the games were unbelievably easy, and the other half were unbelievably hard. I would sit and stare at the menu screen scrolling up and down hoping that the option for actually playing an actual game of football would magically appear. It never did.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 3 Dec 2008

my ex boyfriend played aggressive inline for the X box he thinks its awesome.. but i think it sucks..

Muckraker
Posts: 343
Joined: 30 Jun 2008

From personal experience, Superman 64. Don't really need to say much more, do I?

Muckraker
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Joined: 5 Nov 2008

The mere thought of Action 52 makes me cringe. Sadly, it also made me want to review all 52 games on the NES version.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 3 Dec 2008

Wreckless: the Yakuza Missions. I never played many games on Gamecube but I found it to be atrocious!

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 24 Feb 2008

Too many to name only one.
Sad; when you think of it...

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2855
Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Arsen:

harhol:

Arsen:
Anothah World

I can only assume you are joking, since Another World remains one of the greatest games ever made.

That is the one of the songs in FFX.

*Head-Desk* That's OTHERWORLD your thinking off. Secondly that's not a game it's a Song and since the game it came from was Good, and the Song doesn't count I can only assume you have no idea what this topic was about.

Anonymous Source
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Joined: 25 Nov 2008

I3uster:
star wars bounty hunter
i NEVER EVER quitted a game before playing it for at least 4 hours, but bounty took me 2

I loved that game, although when you got to the deathstick factory things became impossible.

BANNED
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Proto Cloud:

Indigo_Dingo:
Worst I've ever actually played? Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

You call that worst? Same as above. Yes, it's not as impressive as Metal Gear, but it's still a powerhouse. Convince me otherwise.

Like I said, worst I've ever played. There may exist worse games, I would not know, not having first-hand knowledge.

By worst, I mean it absolutely failed at the experience it was trying to generate. The controls were complete shit, the dialogue actually caused me physical pain, the graphical layout was awful, the stealth concept was broken consistently and not just on the easy difficulty, and it didn't allow me to approach it the way I wanted.

Dr Spaceman:

Indigo_Dingo:
Worst I've ever actually played? Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Really? I can understand people not liking the game, (though I am definitely not one of them) but I can't imagine how it could ever be in the running for worst game ever. Even if it's not "your kind of game" it's the third one in the series, so I must believe you'd know what you're getting into.

That was the only game of the series I ever tried - I picked up a copy secondhand, because someone told me it was a stealth series up there with Hitman and Metal Gear Solid. 2 minutes later, I knew they were talking out their arse.

Muckraker
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Joined: 4 Sep 2008

personally, one of my least favorite games in the last few years has been marvel nemesis.
the controls were unresponsive, the storyline was ridiculous, and the character roster sucked balls.

The graphics were decent I guess, but I will never understand why a game with such a wide and interesting variety of characters to choose from (the marvel universe) felt the need to invent cardboard cutout, generic knockoffs.

I've been a big marvel fan for most of my life, but the sad truth is that most of their games aren't worth the time of day.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Cinder Block of Oppression:
bioshock becaause u have to pres y to jump
halo 3 cuz wel all u no y lol
call of duty 4 cuz my internw doet work so i culdnt oplay online
ff7 its soooooooooooooooooo boring
resistane 2 becuase ps3 is fagg
fable 2 cuz yahtzee sad it was

am i forgeting nything?

Yes, proper spelling, an actual opinion, your brain.

Also, report. ^_^

Beat Writer
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Joined: 25 Apr 2008

It's tough to pick one over all the rest...but Driver 3 was putrid.

Wordsmith Extraordinaire
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That I've played? Easily Shaq-Fu.

Press Junketeer
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Onmi:

Cinder Block of Oppression:
bioshock becaause u have to pres y to jump
halo 3 cuz wel all u no y lol
call of duty 4 cuz my internw doet work so i culdnt oplay online
ff7 its soooooooooooooooooo boring
resistane 2 becuase ps3 is fagg
fable 2 cuz yahtzee sad it was

am i forgeting nything?

Yes, proper spelling, an actual opinion, your brain.

Also, report. ^_^

You need to get your troll-checking-goggles checked out.

Muckraker
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Joined: 30 Apr 2008

World of Warcraft and its expansions.

Press Junketeer
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Fatalis67:
World of Warcraft and its expansions.

Eh, WoW was mediocre, it would probably be best compared to bad crack.
Age Of Conan, now there's the iconic piece of corn in a pile of bad game poo.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Cinder Block of Oppression:

Onmi:

Cinder Block of Oppression:
bioshock becaause u have to pres y to jump
halo 3 cuz wel all u no y lol
call of duty 4 cuz my internw doet work so i culdnt oplay online
ff7 its soooooooooooooooooo boring
resistane 2 becuase ps3 is fagg
fable 2 cuz yahtzee sad it was

am i forgeting nything?

Yes, proper spelling, an actual opinion, your brain.

Also, report. ^_^

You need to get your troll-checking-goggles checked out.

What can I say, I love being a snarky ass to people.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 23 Apr 2008

Fox1789:
my ex boyfriend played aggressive inline for the X box he thinks its awesome.. but i think it sucks..

Man does he have bad taste. He must also like 50 Bulletproof.
On topic(sorry but I have quite a few)
as she said Aggressive inline
50 Bulletproof
Call of Duty 3
Bomberman Act Zero
Mobile Suit Gundam Crossfire
Facebreaker
Mirror's Edge
Shaq-Fu
Home Improvement
Superman 64
Rising Zan
Alone in the Dark (2008)
Dave Mirra BMX XXX
Any recent Disney Game/Movie based Game
Dragon Riders: Chronicle of Pern(Oh yeah, bet you never played this crap)
Any SIMS
Max Steel
Killzone
Naurto Ultimate Ninja Series
Shadow Man
Slave Zero
Tamagotchi Party on

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 3 Jan 2008

Darkrai:

Mobile Suit Gundam Crossfire

I liked it, wasn't perfect, but I did feel like a minor grunt in a big war. for all it's faults it was fun. Also cheap.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 3 Dec 2008

another bad game was two worlds.. cartoon blood, horrible story line

basically most wii games..

oh, and anything konami , besides castlevania

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Indigo_Dingo:

Proto Cloud:

Indigo_Dingo:
Worst I've ever actually played? Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

You call that worst? Same as above. Yes, it's not as impressive as Metal Gear, but it's still a powerhouse. Convince me otherwise.

Like I said, worst I've ever played. There may exist worse games, I would not know, not having first-hand knowledge.

By worst, I mean it absolutely failed at the experience it was trying to generate. The controls were complete shit, the dialogue actually caused me physical pain, the graphical layout was awful, the stealth concept was broken consistently and not just on the easy difficulty, and it didn't allow me to approach it the way I wanted.

Dr Spaceman:

Indigo_Dingo:
Worst I've ever actually played? Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

Really? I can understand people not liking the game, (though I am definitely not one of them) but I can't imagine how it could ever be in the running for worst game ever. Even if it's not "your kind of game" it's the third one in the series, so I must believe you'd know what you're getting into.

That was the only game of the series I ever tried - I picked up a copy secondhand, because someone told me it was a stealth series up there with Hitman and Metal Gear Solid. 2 minutes later, I knew they were talking out their arse.

See I can't understand that. Being a huge fan of stealth games I've played them all. The gameplay is a lot more fluid and intuitive than anything the MGS series has churned out (albeit not as epic). Its not half as buggy as the Hitman games and not as limited in movement as MGS1-4. Each to their own I guess.

Gone Gonzo
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Fox1789:

Twilight_guy:

Fox1789:
i wanna add in ..

Animal Crossing

I disagree.

In my vague recollection I recall a gameboy Scooby-Doo game that sucked eggs but I can't recall the title.

..

well i disagree with your disagreement

animal crossing was terrible no one can deny that running around going fishing and paying you mortgage would be fun in a game ESPECIALLY if that is all you ever do in the game

And I think that that it provides a very relaxing a laid back environment that I can just putts around in. I find that fun sometimes. I play games for fun, and therefor sometimes I play Animal crossing. To avoid having a pointless argument over this I will not respond to additional comments on this. Good day.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2703
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Fox1789:
another bad game was two worlds.. cartoon blood, horrible story line

basically most wii games..

oh, and anything konami , besides castlevania

Two worlds? Never heard of it before.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2315
Joined: 18 Sep 2008

Fox1789:

..

well i disagree with your disagreement

animal crossing was terrible no one can deny that running around going fishing and paying you mortgage would be fun in a game ESPECIALLY if that is all you ever do in the game

lol

come now. the game is meant to be social, played with other actual humans. For instance, i got this game for my girlfriend in college. She somehow got it in her head that wrapped presents in game = actual presents in real life.

and then i got presents. special presents.

Beat Writer
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Joined: 7 Oct 2007

Shadow Madness.

Alternatively: Xenosaga episode ANYTHING. Good grief.

Infamous Scribbler
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Joined: 19 May 2008

Pick ANYTHING from the Virtual Boy.
Also, if someone already said this, sorry, I'm too lazy to look.

Beat Writer
Posts: 131
Joined: 3 Mar 2008

Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator 2. Let's get something straight: I LOVE flight simulators. I grew up on them. I acknowledge some are better than others, but you really have to cock it up to really make me hate it. This one was so dull, boring, and just plain buggy I took it back to Software Etc. the next day and traded it in for Crimson Skies, which provided me with more than half a decade of fun. There was also some racing game my friends and I rented for N64 about a zillion years ago, but I don't remember the title. I just remember it sucked so much we immediately went over to Goldeneye and returned it the next day.

Other than that, I really haven't had many games that made me undergo a Yahtzee-esque bile explosion. Part of that may be that I'm extremely meticulous about researching a title I don't know about before buying it, plus I didn't have any consoles until an N64. But CFS2 and a couple others were the few exceptions.

Press Junketeer
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Jhereg42:
DIE! j/k

No, I'm seriously curious. What didn't you like about that one.

Everything, the gameplay was bad and the graphics were ugly (both things I could ignore in an RPG), The characters were uninteresting, except for one who if I wanted him in my party, sent me on an impossible quest and then killed my party because I couldn't complete it. Also the difficulty was ridiculously high forcing me to save after every fight in which I didn't die, I also got hit by in the short time I played, 1 Instant kill random encounter, 2 unwinable random encounters.

Press Junketeer
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Superman 64

Lex Luthor:HAHAHAHA!!!! what an awesome plan to torture Super-Man! lets have him fly thru 60 floating hula hoops in 30 seconds!

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 5 Nov 2008

Superman 64 is the worst game that I ever played.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Lemony:

Next up on my list was DOOM 3. I mean come on! I had to CARRY a flashlight! Do they not have guns with lights on them anymore?

That was my biggest annoyance with DOOM 3. In a world where futuristic weapons are readily available, they have somehow discontinued mounted flash lights.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Brokkr:
I hate to admit it but I owned Shaq-Fu as a kid. It was indeed horrible.

haha, and to think shaq still plays basketball. That game sounds cool - shaq going around beating things down. I've never played it.

in my mind the worst game ever made was gears of war. it might be fun, or something, but it's ridiculously, disgustingly violent, unnecessary and just an almightily bad influence on children. I mean; ground breaking gore technology? I'd like to give those game developers a piece of my mind... I like games as much as the next escapist, but i think first person shooters are worse than Roman gladiator fights. Worse because children are exposed to and enjoy it daily.

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