If there was a machine that would turn consoles into different kinds of people, what would the Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 be? They don't have to make sense, they just have to be what you imagine they'd be.

Wii= Overprotective Mom
Xbox 360= Teen who drinks underage but does so tastefully
PS3= Middle aged woman who gets out of the house.

Edit: Please keep this creative and funny, no bashing other consoles. My intention is not to start any flame wars or console superiority rants.

Wii -10 year old ADHD child
Xbox 360 -Arrogant beer drinking teen idiot
PS3 -Business man working in a large corporation

Wii= Liberal arts major. Seems like a plan, but you're normally just asking if they want fries with that. Just not a lot of options.
360= Julius Caesar. Egomaniacal, ruthless, and cunning. Suffers from moderate dementia, though.
PS3= Edgar Allen Poe. A little grim, not entirely lucid, but puts out soem good material.

By the way, this is gonna be a very, very interesting topic.

superpandaman:

doxcology:
If there was a machine that would turn consoles into different kinds of people, what would the Wii, PS3 and Xbox 360 be? They don't have to make sense, they just have to be what you imagine they'd be.

Wii= Overprotective Mom
Xbox 360= Teen who drinks underage but does so tastefully
PS3= Middle aged woman who gets out of the house.

This was started by me saying that the wii would have a nice rack isn't it

Yes lol

Why would the 360 be a teen? It seems more like a 24 year old frat boy. Wii = a little kid with ADHD and sugar. PS3 = That creepy nerd guy in the corner of the office that does everything but no one likes.

Ps3-Michael Phelps
360-Chuck Norris
Wii-Helen Keller

Idk y, but thats just wat i imagined. :/

Lil_Hank93:
Ps3-Michael Phelps
360-Chuck Norris
Wii-Helen Keller

Idk y, but thats just wat i imagined. :/

lmao ohhh Helen Keller, always showing up in the most unexpected of places.

doxcology:

Lil_Hank93:
Ps3-Michael Phelps
360-Chuck Norris
Wii-Helen Keller

Idk y, but thats just wat i imagined. :/

lmao ohhh Helen Keller, always showing up in the most unexpected of places.

Lol, well of course. Its not like she can see where she is goin. :P

Xbox 360 - Jeremy Clarkson: Loud, obnoxious and fuelled by testosterone.

PS3 - James May: Anally retentive, spends ages planning things and trying to take the intellectual option but fucks it all up anyway.

Wii - Richard Hammond: Small, cutesy, and only really enjoyed by old women.

I thought it was a brilliant analogy when I came up with it.

I'm gonna throw the PC in here: That lady that's always blowing her money on plastic surgery, but she somehow doesn't look like shit.

Geo Da Sponge:
Xbox 360 - Jeremy Clarkson: Loud, obnoxious and fuelled by testosterone.

PS3 - James May: Anally retentive, spends ages planning things and trying to take the intellectual option but fucks it all up anyway.

Wii - Richard Hammond: Small, cutesy, and only really enjoyed by old women.

I thought it was a brilliant analogy when I came up with it.

Does that make PC The Stig?

360: retarded stereotypical frat boy.
wii: a depressed high school student (does stuff all day, has nothing to show for it)
PS3: ..... no. just no.

and no that does not make the PC the stig. the PC is clearly the doctor, or james bond. or both.

742:
360: retarded stereotypical frat boy.
wii: a depressed high school student (does stuff all day, has nothing to show for it)
PS3: ..... no. just no.

and no that does not make the PC the stig. the PC is clearly the doctor, or james bond. or both.

... sounds like the stig...

"Some say, he's the double O '0'. And that he does breast implants free of charge."

I think this thread is not gonna end well.

I'd go with the PC being The Stig. My PC is afraid of cabbage and appears on the recently-proposed 3 Euro note.

The Wii - Those annoying bastards with every gizmo under the sun, but with the personalities of cornflakes.

The 360 - A high-flying, charismatic, drug-fueled playboy, who lives fast, dies young and leaves a flashing ring on his corpse.

The PS3 - Your Mum. Reliable, dependable, but you don't want to hang out with her, or you'll look weird.

Disregard that final one if your mum was an abusive alcoholic.

The Wii - A really excited dog... that's wrapped in bubblewrap.

The 360 - The guy at the party who everyone loves and tells great jokes, until he passes out in a corner somewhere having wet himself.

The PS3 - A deluded magician, who occasionally gets a trick right and wows everyone.

Wii-Weird little out spoken happy kid who runs around smiling and laughing. Cute but annoying.

Ps3-Condescending Asian business man who takes you to a party where everyone watches anime, then acts as if you went on a massive exciting pub crawl, all the while acting calmly.

360-American 20 yr old, drunk out of his mind always at parties who still manages a B+ average.

Pc-Uber nerd dressed up as a night elf. Smart, but sad... very, very sad. Imagine a really hardcore WoW fan who also plays table top rpg's, but not as fun but in a very creepy way.

Lil_Hank93:

360-Chuck Norris

Hell yeah!

360 - Chuck Norris with a BFG 9000 (need i say more?)
PS3 - An uncle that's a free spirit, that also enjoys free spirits (get it?)
Wii - A small packet of fireworks (amusing for the whole family for short while, then just plain nothing)

P.C. - All three of these

PS3: Your D&D playing friends who are super awesome and can do plenty of things, however their LARP bills are expensive and you don't want to be seen with them because a certain part of them reeks.
360: Michael J. Fox; He does some great things, but then starts to shake and will stop working.
Wii: A paddle ball.

Wii: That new foreign kid that everyone else wants to make friends with so they can be cool for knowing a [insert minority here]

Xbox360: That psychotic friend you know who's great fun to be around, but ocassionally he goes completely wacko and needs serious medication.

PS3: That friend with no clue on how to act in a social situation. He has his moments where he's fun, but it's really not worth the embarrasment of having to associate with him.

PC: That rich, smart, funny, co-ordinated jerk who is better than you at everything you've ever tried.
Whilst at the same time, your first crush who grew up, tried many different partners, picked up a lot of viruses, and eventually married your best friend.

I personasly think the consoles could reperesent different stages of development in your life.
- Childern Would be Wii's
- Teenagers would be Xbox 360s
- Adults would be PS3s or PCs

PS3- My boring Uncle who seems fully capable of talking about his new lawn mower for 4 hours straight.

Wii- My (slightly senile) Nan, who (trust me) gets really annoying after a while and, after a intial spurt of energy, has to be put to bed early wearing incontinence pants.

360- My interesting friend who knows his stuff about games, movies, and music, and knows how to have a laff without acting like he is 5. And, yes, I would go down the pub with him. This is a good thing.

Wii- A 5-year-old retard.

Xbox 360- A 25-year-old retard.

PS3- A corporate retard.

i love my xbox but he does remind me of that drunk uncle that gets in a drunk car accident, but keeps bouncing back, taking more, and more money from my wallet.

Wii: 8 Year old who just found the thing called "Gaming"

Xbox 360: College dude who enjoys drinking and partying

PS3: A middle aged educated snob who enjoys caviar and acting superior to poor people

In conclusion:

The Wii is a kid who is a great laugh for a while but after about an hour or so gets really annoying and you just want to shut up using violence.

The 360 is an average dude who's great fun to hang around with, throws awesome partys and gets you into idiotic but fun misbehaving, fun for those not all grown up yet.

The PS3 is superiour when it comes to knowledge and manners, but he's a real buzzkill, so he's the perfect choice for snobs who dont have any inner child nor imagination left.

MercurySteam:

Lil_Hank93:

360-Chuck Norris

Hell yeah!

I knew the 360 fans would get a kick outta that.

Fronken:
The PS3 is superiour when it comes to knowledge and manners, but he's a real buzzkill, so he's the perfect choice for snobs who dont have any inner child nor imagination left.

One word:

LittleBigPlanet

:D Sorry, couldn't resist.

Anyway;

Wii: Class Clown, he's great for a period of time but his act gets old.
360: Average Joe, nothing to extrodinary about him, though he doesn't take showers as often as he needs to.
PS3: Rich Average Joe, quite similar to the Average Joe except he takes showers more often.

Wii - Kid who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.
360 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav.
PS3 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.

Wii: A energetic twitch ridden child who's eaten far too many e-number riddled sweets
360: A otherwise dependable average joe with narcolepsy and a neck brace
PS3: A Country Club attending gentleman who sips at chardonay and rose wine.

Nivag:
Wii - Kid who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.
360 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav.
PS3 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.

But Billy-bear meat is awesome!

gibboss28:

Nivag:
Wii - Kid who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.
360 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav.
PS3 - Gormlous burberry hat wearing chav who's Mum makes him 'Billy-Bear' meat sandwiches.

But Billy-bear meat is awesome!

Didn't say it wasn't. In fact, Wii is the only of these consoles I have :P