Wii = A little kid that is always in need of attention.
Xbox 360 = A 20 year old beer drinking fanboy, that always talk shit on Xbox Live.
Playstation 3 = A man in a suit, who is always serious and never smiles.

Wii- Hybrid between Barney the dinosaur and the Teletubbies (that would probably make my brain bleed profusely)
Xbox 360- Most laureated hooker in the world, that (for some reason) is not as good as you expected
Playstation 3- Hitler
(Most definitely also does not think Hitler was right (in fact, weren't we all secretly hoping that he would show up in CoD 5?(I thought in the split second before the end that that nazi was him. (But oh bugger it all for my fun, Activision))))

BudZer:
360: Michael J. Fox; He does some great things, but then starts to shake and will stop working.

Okay, this made my day.

Reaperman Wompa:
Wii-Weird little out spoken happy kid who runs around smiling and laughing. Cute but annoying.

Ps3-Condescending Asian business man who takes you to a party where everyone watches anime, then acts as if you went on a massive exciting pub crawl, all the while acting calmly.

360-American 20 yr old, drunk out of his mind always at parties who still manages a B+ average.

Pc-Uber nerd dressed up as a night elf. Smart, but sad... very, very sad. Imagine a really hardcore WoW fan who also plays table top rpg's, but not as fun but in a very creepy way.

And this is pretty much what I was going to write, but a lot better.

Wii - A porper child who only has one toy to play with, although he does have an inventive imagination.

X BOX 360 - Fully grown man who has no time for PC's as he works on them allday, he has a healthy appitite for solving problems and an unhealthy appitite for blowing things up. He is on the run from the RSPCA but doesn't want people to know why?

PS3 - The rich kid at school who likes to buy his friends with the power he gets from robbing money from his Dads shop. Spoiled and stupid and ultimatly alone. People know who he is but not much else.

wii - older English gentleman that pops his monocle at anything "untoward, unsporting, and scandalous"

360 - the kind of person easily distracted by anything shiny or flashy

PS3 - hmmm, the scientist? the guy that's always reading?

add another and we have a decent L4D team...who would the 3DO be?

May offend

But this is the closest thing I can get to an analogy.

Make your mind up about which is which.

TheGhostOfSin:

Geo Da Sponge:
Xbox 360 - Jeremy Clarkson: Loud, obnoxious and fuelled by testosterone.

PS3 - James May: Anally retentive, spends ages planning things and trying to take the intellectual option but fucks it all up anyway.

Wii - Richard Hammond: Small, cutesy, and only really enjoyed by old women.

I thought it was a brilliant analogy when I came up with it.

Does that make PC The Stig?

Yes. Quite intimidating to the masses which don't understand him, undoubtly brilliant when he does work, but has a habit of going horribly wrong when you don't keep an eye on him (eg. if you let him get too near some boy scouts).

Oh yes, and they're both electric.

Wii: Diabolical, Manipulitave little Child of around 11. Kicks old ladies knees.
Ps3: Sauve young buisness man who won't even give you the time of day, you dirty dirty hobo.
Xbox360: Idiot white kid who wears alot of bling and tries to act 'ganster'...fails.

The DS would be the kid that knows a little about everything, but when you ask them to go into more detail you realise that they are making it all up.
The PSP would be a bully, bigger, stronger but has nothing to show for it.

Neosage:
May offend

But this is the closest thing I can get to an analogy.

Make your mind up about which is which.

I couldn't tell what was what, I was to busy laughing my ass off.

Thank you, you've made my day.

Nearly everyone is a fanboy here.

Wii - ADHD 9 year old who yells at his mom.

Xbox 360 - College frat boy who drinks and goes to bars looking for fights only to end up on the floor with 3 quarters of a red ring on his forehead.

PS3 - College nerd who spends his time looking up metal gear solid fan fiction.

Wii - Kid, short attention span, fascinated with shining objects. Or a clown

Xbox 360 - College frat boy, drinker

PS3 - Not sure... Something expensive? A ventriloquist? I wouldn't know.

BudZer:

360: Michael J. Fox; He does some great things, but then starts to shake and will stop working.

Ahahahhahahahahahahha omg that's pure awesome. Great job.

Wii - Dane Cook
Xbox360 - Will Ferrell
PS3 - Steve Carrell
PC - George Carlin

Skilen:

PS3 - Not sure... Something expensive? A ventriloquist? I wouldn't know.

Is a ventriloquist expensive???

ok.. so

the wii would be a very annoying kindergarten child that wont get away from you and shouts and screams.

the xbox would be a idoit frat boy who drinks way to much, love guitar hero and thinks his so cool.

oh and the Playstation to would be a 70s greaser who is always combing his hair and loves his body.

and for the fun of is... PC would be the normal 16 year old with really werid parents (commodores).

Fightbulb:

BudZer:
360: Michael J. Fox; He does some great things, but then starts to shake and will stop working.

Okay, this made my day.

Reaperman Wompa:
Wii-Weird little out spoken happy kid who runs around smiling and laughing. Cute but annoying.

Ps3-Condescending Asian business man who takes you to a party where everyone watches anime, then acts as if you went on a massive exciting pub crawl, all the while acting calmly.

360-American 20 yr old, drunk out of his mind always at parties who still manages a B+ average.

Pc-Uber nerd dressed up as a night elf. Smart, but sad... very, very sad. Imagine a really hardcore WoW fan who also plays table top rpg's, but not as fun but in a very creepy way.

And this is pretty much what I was going to write, but a lot better.

*starts crying* WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Anyways, ouch...

Wii: the kid who has Parkinson's (don't ask why), and ADHD
Xbox: the teenager who never leaves his room playing his xbox
PS3: The overworked scientist who doesn't know how to have fun.

Accident

Reaperman Wompa:

Fightbulb:

And this is pretty much what I was going to write, but a lot better.

*starts crying* WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Anyways, ouch...

No, I meant.. better than I was going to write it. I knew that looked weird when I typed it out.

Fightbulb:

Reaperman Wompa:

Fightbulb:

And this is pretty much what I was going to write, but a lot better.

*starts crying* WHY DON"T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?!!!!

Anyways, ouch...

No, I meant.. better than I was going to write it. I knew that looked weird when I typed it out.

What made you think I was upset? ;P

For all the australians, wii = kevin rudd. Slightly uncool, nice ideas but falls flat on execution, a little too family-orientated for my liking.

For the record, i have his T-shirt :P

Wii - Sporticus (bloody Wii fit)
360 - My friend lee (a good guy, but damn unreliable)
PS3 - Snobby Father who won't let you play games (sorry I couldn't resist)

The Wii is a 12 year old kid on a sugar high.
The PS3 is a tall muscular black man dressed in a nice black suit and sunglasses who never speaks.
The Xbox 360 is an old drunk guy with a seemingly never-ending supply of vodka.

Wii = 3 Year Old Child
Xbox 360 = Stupid, Drunken Jock
PS3 = Violent, Black Leather Trenchcoat-Wearing Loner

Doesn't matter anyway because if they were people they wouldn't be able to play games so they'd be pointless.

Wii = The well past her prime, overprotective mother who still occasionally gets things right in her attempts to stay relevant.

Xbox 360 = Drunken teenage girl who manages to stay on good terms with just about everyone because of her good looks and 'accessibility'. Will snatch up exclusives at the drop of a hat.

PS3 = Snooty, high-maintenance rich girl who's standards have become so impossibly high that almost no exclusives stay with her for long. Those who stay loyal to her are seldom rewarded for their perseverance.

And yet we're on an internet forum. Find me a forum lacking them, seriously.

~ person who owns a console or handheld from each of the three companies.

Also

PsP: Hyper little teenybopper who cries for attention way too often and too annoyingly. Secretly in love with ipod, who doesnt love PsP back.
DS: Smug little spoiled child who has TWO sets of the latest cool fad (harhar yeah I see what I did thar) and every kids accessory known to man, yeah DS is too cool to be kept up to date with. Don't try. Seriously, you'll wind up a hobo.
But with COOL DUDS!

Ignoring the disturbing characterisations of the last poster...

Wii: 20-something party guy who goes to clubs every night

Ecksbawks360: A Cyberman. Look it up.

Pee-ess-3: An 80-year old, wheelchair bound businessman on an I.V.

...

I cooked these up in five minutes, cut me some slack.

PS3: Darth Vader, because He's Darth Vader
X360: Yoda, Because he's Yoda
Wii: R2D2, i don't know why it just is.

I'm improving on my original thoughts.

Wii: Pirate. Loud, flashy, but sometimes just a bit disturbing, even if he's endearing in quirky way.
PSP: Ninja. Talented, but usually flying under the radar so he's unnoticed.
DS: Anyone from Devo. Quirky and clever, but just not for everyone, regardless.
X-box 360: God. His worshipers love him, his critics still blame him for everything under the sun, but it seems like everyone on he internet thinks their opinion about him is brilliant.
PS3: The Dread Pirate Roberts. Clever, and powerful, but the talk is more potent than the execution.
PC: Macguyver. No matter how often you see it, you just can't believe how it works sometimes...

And for some of us older gamers:

N64: The weird-looking foreign exchange student. Once you get over their cloths and funny accents, you realize they're pretty fun.
Sega Dreamcast: Geraldo Rivera (spelling?) Work hard to establish credibility, but constantly makes a fool of himself in spite of the effort, as if the Gods themselves hated him.
Atari: Your senile Grandpa. Fun for a few hours, but eventually you wnat to him back in the box.
Gamecube: A zombie. Reliable, potent, and fairly dangerous. But still lacking a pulse.
N-Gage: Ashton Kutcher. It doesn't matter how good you are, you can't be awesome at everything, and you're gonna hurt yourself if you try.

Please no-one point to THAT video

wii- 8 year old kid
360- 20 year old fratboy who dies of a stroke
ps3-cant really think of one

if there bad forgive me iam not very good at this