Games |
10.6% (30) | |
Sex |
31.6% (89) | |
Sex in Games |
0.4% (1) | |
Games in Sex |
10.3% (29) | |
Can't it be both? |
47.2% (133) |
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Beat Writer Posts: 167 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2704 Joined: 20 Jul 2008 | Games myself, the idea of a woman wanting to sex with me part was funny. |
Muckraker Posts: 286 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 | The game will still be there after tha sex is done. whereas if you say no to sex to play a game you may spend the rest of your life with your hand for gratification.In my experience maked women win over Games anytime. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 623 Joined: 26 Dec 2008 | Both? Vibrating controllers to sweeten the deal? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1010 Joined: 4 Dec 2007 | That's what people had in mind when they included the 'pause' button, isn't it? (Ahem, F1RST W00T (copycat bastards...)) Yeah, that's what I would do. I would pause the game, turn my monitor off, then lose my virginity in about six heartbeats. It would be seven, but one was skipped when I was asked for sex... I trust the Escapist way too goddamn much... EDIT:
Wait, I have to make a joke about that... Yes, I love them maked women. I just can't resist a woman that has been born. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1970 Joined: 2 Aug 2006 |
"Hold on, hon, this boss is just 1 or 2 hits away from being defeated and it took days for me to get here. What's that - if I don't stop playing now and sex you up, you're going to divorce me and take the kids? ... Yeah, get out of here. Can't wait 30 seconds for sex, I don't care if your Aphrodite's twin sister, what kind of whipped piece of meat do you think I am? Hopefully my next significant other won't be such an outrageous bitch." Gamer props for me... somewhat reduced when I wake up 3 days later to an empty house having lost the game and with a formidable roller pin welt on the back of my head. |
Paperboy Posts: 41 Joined: 21 Sep 2008 | There is a "pause" button for a reason, if you ask me. I don't think the game's going to freeze or shutdown in the thirty minutes it takes to finish up... working. |
Muckraker Posts: 231 Joined: 10 Oct 2008 | The start/pause button was created for a reason. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3085 Joined: 13 Jul 2008 | Turn the bloody console off you un-romantic sod. The day gaming takes over my love-life is the moment my soul has been destroyed. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1129 Joined: 9 Oct 2008 | simple pause game, 10 minutes later...,reconstitute mindset, finish bossfight, turn off console and go to sleep |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 772 Joined: 25 Oct 2008 |
How very romantic. Personally I'd gamble on that the game would still be alright in the morning. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2590 Joined: 27 Aug 2008 | Other some people have had very bad sex ... or very good games? Anyway, I tend to play games when I'm on my on (physically not relationship wise) so it would be odd for me to be in the situation. I guess in the long run it's more likely to happen but I'm willing to give up killing my very own last boss to empty a clip into something else. (Sorry!) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 436 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Look for the right lady. Treat her right. Get naked and beat Castle Crashers together. |
Beat Writer Posts: 168 Joined: 23 May 2008 | Glory be to the pause button! |
Beat Writer Posts: 145 Joined: 20 Dec 2008 | 2 words.....Naked DDR |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1280 Joined: 4 May 2008 | No one ever done it whilst playing for a laugh? I had a very interesting game of House of the Dead 3 once. Made it a bit more difficult to play though. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1406 Joined: 2 Mar 2008 | This. (Note that this is NSFW). But in all seriousness, I have no idea how to answer your question. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2166 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Does the game involve Japanese schoolgirls? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3693 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | Lets see eather you are a douch for thinking a game is more important than life. Or she is a bitch for not wanting to wait the 5 or so seconds it will take you to pause and stand up. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1043 Joined: 31 Oct 2008 | Finish it while you are walking to your bed, WIRELESS CONTROLLERS FTW If its then and there, pause it :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3587 Joined: 6 Aug 2008 | Can pause/save: Yes. Cannot pause/save: Hell no. I put in the work, obviously in something that's important to me or I wouldn't have spent days working towards it and she can't wait for a couple of minutes? She can wait. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1901 Joined: 9 Sep 2008 | "Who let you out of the kitchen?" |
Beat Writer Posts: 170 Joined: 16 Jun 2008 | Sex, because it's infinitely better than anything else. |
Paperboy Posts: 25 Joined: 20 Dec 2008 | Eh if it was me, I really dont think its any contest... Girl wanting sex > What game i'm playing atm. The game isn't going anywhere. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 567 Joined: 22 Apr 2008 | Ha, unlikely scenario, so I'd choose for the game. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1102 Joined: 11 Jul 2008 | Hmmm, pause button? Both sounds good to me. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1997 Joined: 23 Jan 2008 | Pause the game... ? |
BANNED Posts: 4378 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 | This thread is almost as despairing as it is puerile. User was banned for: Microsoft and the World Domination of Gaming&Communication. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer Posts: 387 Joined: 12 Jul 2008 | Seriously though, I can play video games whenever I want, but being the antisocial nerd that I am, sex doesn't come around as often. So obviously I'm gonna go for the more exclusive alternative, especially if it throws itself at me like that. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1222 Joined: 19 Dec 2008 | I have yet to have sex and gaming come into conflict (and yes, I do get some on a regular basis). Generally, sex takes priority since there'll be plenty of time later for gaming. And if the boss is 1-2 hits from dying, then that's what? 2 seconds? Also, pause the damn game ;) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3096 Joined: 29 Jul 2008 | Both. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 399 Joined: 7 Apr 2008 | both simultaneously. L2exploresexoptions. |
Beat Writer Posts: 207 Joined: 23 Oct 2008 | If I HAD to choose one it would be sex, but most likely I would just hit pause button then go.
lol |
Paperboy Posts: 35 Joined: 11 Dec 2008 | Games. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1143 Joined: 17 Jun 2008 | I'd press two buttons and then leave. Or pause the game if there was a long ending cinematic. Of course, whoever I was with would probably be playing the game with me, and just as willing to wait, not to say excited. |
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Now hear me out, If you were on your last boss That took you DAYS to get to, and he is 1 or 2 hits away from dying, but all of a sudden your woman(or man) asks you for some sex, will you put down your controller and please her(or him), or will you continue playing? Me for one will probably never put down a controller so fast in my life.