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Poll: Hmm...Games or Sex?


Sex or Games?
Games
10.6% (30)
10.6% (30)
Sex
31.6% (89)
31.6% (89)
Sex in Games
0.4% (1)
0.4% (1)
Games in Sex
10.3% (29)
10.3% (29)
Can't it be both?
47.2% (133)
47.2% (133)
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Beat Writer
Posts: 167
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

Now hear me out, If you were on your last boss That took you DAYS to get to, and he is 1 or 2 hits away from dying, but all of a sudden your woman(or man) asks you for some sex, will you put down your controller and please her(or him), or will you continue playing? Me for one will probably never put down a controller so fast in my life.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2704
Joined: 20 Jul 2008

Games myself, the idea of a woman wanting to sex with me part was funny.

Muckraker
Posts: 286
Joined: 10 Aug 2008

The game will still be there after tha sex is done. whereas if you say no to sex to play a game you may spend the rest of your life with your hand for gratification.In my experience maked women win over Games anytime.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 623
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

Both? Vibrating controllers to sweeten the deal?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1010
Joined: 4 Dec 2007

That's what people had in mind when they included the 'pause' button, isn't it? (Ahem, F1RST W00T (copycat bastards...))

Yeah, that's what I would do. I would pause the game, turn my monitor off, then lose my virginity in about six heartbeats. It would be seven, but one was skipped when I was asked for sex...

I trust the Escapist way too goddamn much...

EDIT:

falcontwin:
The game will still be there after tha sex is done. whereas if you say no to sex to play a game you may spend the rest of your life with your hand for gratification.In my experience maked women win over Games anytime.

Wait, I have to make a joke about that...

Yes, I love them maked women. I just can't resist a woman that has been born.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1970
Joined: 2 Aug 2006

Russia208:
you [are] on your last boss that took you DAYS to get to, and he is 1 or 2 hits away from dying, but all of a sudden your woman(or man) asks you for some sex [- what do you do?]

"Hold on, hon, this boss is just 1 or 2 hits away from being defeated and it took days for me to get here. What's that - if I don't stop playing now and sex you up, you're going to divorce me and take the kids?

...

Yeah, get out of here. Can't wait 30 seconds for sex, I don't care if your Aphrodite's twin sister, what kind of whipped piece of meat do you think I am? Hopefully my next significant other won't be such an outrageous bitch."

Gamer props for me... somewhat reduced when I wake up 3 days later to an empty house having lost the game and with a formidable roller pin welt on the back of my head.

Paperboy
Posts: 41
Joined: 21 Sep 2008

There is a "pause" button for a reason, if you ask me. I don't think the game's going to freeze or shutdown in the thirty minutes it takes to finish up... working.

Muckraker
Posts: 231
Joined: 10 Oct 2008

The start/pause button was created for a reason.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3085
Joined: 13 Jul 2008

Turn the bloody console off you un-romantic sod. The day gaming takes over my love-life is the moment my soul has been destroyed.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1129
Joined: 9 Oct 2008

simple pause game, 10 minutes later...,reconstitute mindset, finish bossfight, turn off console and go to sleep

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 772
Joined: 25 Oct 2008

rabidrabbit:
the thirty minutes it takes to finish up

kommando367:
10 minutes later...

How very romantic.

Personally I'd gamble on that the game would still be alright in the morning.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2590
Joined: 27 Aug 2008

Other some people have had very bad sex ... or very good games?

Anyway, I tend to play games when I'm on my on (physically not relationship wise) so it would be odd for me to be in the situation. I guess in the long run it's more likely to happen but I'm willing to give up killing my very own last boss to empty a clip into something else. (Sorry!)

Press Junketeer
Posts: 436
Joined: 14 Nov 2007

Look for the right lady. Treat her right. Get naked and beat Castle Crashers together.

Beat Writer
Posts: 168
Joined: 23 May 2008

Glory be to the pause button!
=]

Beat Writer
Posts: 145
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

2 words.....Naked DDR

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1280
Joined: 4 May 2008

No one ever done it whilst playing for a laugh? I had a very interesting game of House of the Dead 3 once. Made it a bit more difficult to play though.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1406
Joined: 2 Mar 2008

This.

(Note that this is NSFW).
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u189/mstrswrd/videogamesanonib1kg6.jpg

But in all seriousness, I have no idea how to answer your question.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2166
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

Does the game involve Japanese schoolgirls?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3693
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

Lets see eather you are a douch for thinking a game is more important than life. Or she is a bitch for not wanting to wait the 5 or so seconds it will take you to pause and stand up.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1043
Joined: 31 Oct 2008

Finish it while you are walking to your bed, WIRELESS CONTROLLERS FTW

If its then and there, pause it :D

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3587
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

Can pause/save: Yes.

Cannot pause/save: Hell no. I put in the work, obviously in something that's important to me or I wouldn't have spent days working towards it and she can't wait for a couple of minutes? She can wait.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1901
Joined: 9 Sep 2008

"Who let you out of the kitchen?"

Beat Writer
Posts: 170
Joined: 16 Jun 2008

Sex, because it's infinitely better than anything else.

Paperboy
Posts: 25
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

Eh if it was me, I really dont think its any contest... Girl wanting sex > What game i'm playing atm. The game isn't going anywhere.

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 567
Joined: 22 Apr 2008

Ha, unlikely scenario, so I'd choose for the game.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1102
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

Hmmm, pause button? Both sounds good to me.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1997
Joined: 23 Jan 2008

Pause the game... ?

BANNED
Posts: 4378
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

This thread is almost as despairing as it is puerile.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 387
Joined: 12 Jul 2008

Seriously though, I can play video games whenever I want, but being the antisocial nerd that I am, sex doesn't come around as often. So obviously I'm gonna go for the more exclusive alternative, especially if it throws itself at me like that.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1222
Joined: 19 Dec 2008

I have yet to have sex and gaming come into conflict (and yes, I do get some on a regular basis). Generally, sex takes priority since there'll be plenty of time later for gaming.

And if the boss is 1-2 hits from dying, then that's what? 2 seconds? Also, pause the damn game ;)

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3096
Joined: 29 Jul 2008

Both.
Simeltaneously.
Yes.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 399
Joined: 7 Apr 2008

both simultaneously. L2exploresexoptions.
Seriously though if the boss is 1 or 2 hits away from dying, tell her to give you a minute to shut the thing down. Whack the bastard twice and be done with him. Then run up to your partner and get some loving.

Beat Writer
Posts: 207
Joined: 23 Oct 2008

If I HAD to choose one it would be sex, but most likely I would just hit pause button then go.

Aardvark:
"Who let you out of the kitchen?"

lol

Paperboy
Posts: 35
Joined: 11 Dec 2008

Games.
I have my priorities right.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1143
Joined: 17 Jun 2008

I'd press two buttons and then leave. Or pause the game if there was a long ending cinematic. Of course, whoever I was with would probably be playing the game with me, and just as willing to wait, not to say excited.

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