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10.6% (30) |
Sex |
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31.6% (89) |
Sex in Games |
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0.4% (1) |
Games in Sex |
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10.3% (29) |
Can't it be both? |
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47.2% (133) |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 659 Joined: 10 Aug 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2421 Joined: 11 Oct 2008     | Well, let's see... Who in their right mind would choose the game when you can, 9 times out of 10, FUCKING PAUSE IT?!?!?! XD Seriously... Sex. Duh. And I'm not even the type of guy that obsesses over sex. Anyone that would do otherwise should have their reproductive organs taken away until they prove they deserve them back. ... Well, I'm in an insulting mood today... |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 79 Joined: 18 Dec 2008    | In the circumstance the OP suggests: Spend three seconds killing boss. Cutscene probably requires you to push a button to continue, so game is now effectively paused. Hijinks ensue. If it was actually my girlfriend though, rather than a theoretical demanding bitch, she'd probably already be making close personal friends with my man-parts partway through the boss fight and insisting that if I didn't manage to beat the boss she'd stop... |
BANNED  Posts: 3486 Joined: 25 Aug 2008    |
You have a sick, sick mind my boy. Can I have some? User was banned for: The Second Annual Escapist Election: Part 1: Presidential Primaries. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2849 Joined: 8 Jul 2008     | I'm a girl, I can have both. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1616 Joined: 21 Nov 2008  | hit the pause button, fuck then kill the boss, everyone wins! |
Muckraker  Posts: 261 Joined: 23 Nov 2007    | Whichever you can get at the time surely... games being more readily available though. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 621 Joined: 21 Aug 2008   | Sex wins any day! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2656 Joined: 7 May 2008     |
I share your nerd emo-ism. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 621 Joined: 21 Aug 2008 |
This is win! I think us girls sometimes have it too easy. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1094 Joined: 11 Oct 2008    | In the long shot I'd choose games... games never cheat on you, never betray and never sleep with other games... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2849 Joined: 8 Jul 2008 |
We should have it easy because we're delicate and refined. *Belch* |
Beat Writer  Posts: 130 Joined: 19 Aug 2008 | Thank you oh powerful magical pause button :) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 179 Joined: 10 Oct 2007  |
Quite so, but luckily nobody around here actually reads any of the replies, so we'll see a few more people come along and suggest the pause button, a few differing opinions, one man trying to be witty and then this thread will sink faster than a cement sack of rocks tied to a boulder. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 623 Joined: 17 Sep 2008  | Ooh, can I be the witty man! Now that everyone is looking at me I can't :< |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2486 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | If anything, stopping for a quick romp in the sheets will relax you, improve coordination, and make the final boss a less stressful experience. |
Paperboy  Posts: 16 Joined: 27 Dec 2008  | i have yet to see a game with REAL nudity/sex. but imagine you are playing a really explicit game where to defeat the wife/partner: come on up to bed honey, im in the mood you (bitten lip in consentration) : let me just finish off what im doing first |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1545 Joined: 13 Oct 2008   | Sex, without a doubt. |
Paperboy Posts: 16 Joined: 27 Dec 2008 |
apart from the boss who was stuck in the game whilst |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2550 Joined: 2 Aug 2008   | By applying the scenery you included, I'd have to say I'd just do the hit in a few second, and then go and sex everything (my wife) up. If he/she can't wait for that one hit, then you'd better dump her. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 582 Joined: 5 Feb 2008  |
LOL, You have a love life? Your fooling nobody the boss. That said I agree with your comments and this is a stupid thread. |
BANNED  Posts: 1891 Joined: 26 Mar 2008   | I'm looking forward to that virtual sex machine. User was banned for: Poll: Round 4 - North: (1) Turbine vs (2) Valve. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1557 Joined: 31 Dec 2007   |
Haha! If we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at?! :P It depends for me. IF it was a long term partner, I'd say no, wait. Unless I could save the game. If it was a one off hot girl, I'd pause it, and if that's not an option, I'd quit. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 592 Joined: 19 Nov 2008   | look you can't choose between the two. |
On the Record  Posts: 6179 Joined: 10 Mar 2008    | Well, one or two hits away from death? Just smash the bosses brains out in a couple of seconds if it's on it's last breath or something, and get to lovin'! But if it took more than, say, a minute, then I'd pause the game and get to lovin'. Or if I can't pause, and the last save point was an hour away, well........that ones a toughy, but still get to lovin'!
"Just a sec honney, I'm almost done with Level Prostitute!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 209 Joined: 18 Mar 2008  |
Well she could be on top.. and you could kinda, look over her shoulder, though a turn base RPG would be ideal, just click and wait. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 599 Joined: 17 Oct 2007   | Well is this a game I can pause, or does putting down the controller mean I lost all that work? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1932 Joined: 2 Aug 2006  | I naturally assumed that use a pause button would invalidate the question. The choice is 2 days of progress kept in a game, or an orgasm. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 51 Joined: 10 Dec 2008    | I honestly don't know. I mean I have not had sex in over 6 months, and have not played a game I could not put down in longer. I have had a lot of sex, a lot of good sex, a lot of interesting story worthy sex. So sex has kind of lost its luster a bit for me. If I had the right girl to change that I might say differently. I guess it depends on the girl or the game. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 110 Joined: 22 Dec 2008  | We would do both at the same time. |
BANNED  Posts: 789 Joined: 10 Dec 2008  | If you find your self a video game loving girl friend then you'll be set for life User was banned for: Poll: The masculinist movement male empowerment . (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2051 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 | I like games but I'm sorry they cannot hold a candle to sex. Although I like this idea of both at the same time. |
On the Record  Posts: 5479 Joined: 13 Aug 2008   | Sex. Dude, the fact that anyone has to question this is depressing. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1830 Joined: 20 Mar 2008 | Wait, he only needs one or two hits? "Sure, honey, just two seconds." *bang*bang* "Alright, I'm coming." *bang*bang* Problem Solved, /thread. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1048 Joined: 22 Dec 2008 | There's always pause. |
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I've had and played games plenty of times. The other option I unfortunately haven't experienced so I would give up a variety of things for snu snu.
-Ricky