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Poll: Hmm...Games or Sex?


Sex or Games?
Games
11% (31)
11% (31)
Sex
31.4% (89)
31.4% (89)
Sex in Games
0.4% (1)
0.4% (1)
Games in Sex
10.2% (29)
10.2% (29)
Can't it be both?
47% (133)
47% (133)
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Press Junketeer
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Joined: 18 Apr 2008

Kikosemmek:
Look for the right lady. Treat her right. Get naked and beat Castle Crashers together.

Exactly

Beat Writer
Posts: 161
Joined: 27 Dec 2008

This happened only once before.
My girl came in as i was playing my game, she got into the bed and pulled the covers up. She asked me what i was playing and i told her. She then said, "do you want to play that, or..." i look at her and she pulled the covers off revealing that she was butt naked, "player with me?"
I gotta say, screw the pause button, i nearly pulled the damn cord. lol

I fear i might have crossed the line...

Paperboy
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Joined: 21 Sep 2008

JediMB:

rabidrabbit:
the thirty minutes it takes to finish up

kommando367:
10 minutes later...

I'd gamble on that the game would still be alright in the morning.

Mmm, no I love my game too much to take that chance, if it's going to be all night I'd have to take a few moments to save.

I'm just not a gambler.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1319
Joined: 19 Dec 2008

Actually, the OP's question isn't really a challenge. You can always pause or quicksave or something.

A much better one would be if you had to drop out from a guild raid (PvP or PvE, whichever is more important to you) in the middle of a fight while you were a crucial character (main tank/healer or some such)?

Naturally, this only applies to people who play MMOs ;)

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Jandau:
Actually, the OP's question isn't really a challenge. You can always pause or quicksave or something.

A much better one would be if you had to drop out from a guild raid (PvP or PvE, whichever is more important to you) in the middle of a fight while you were a crucial character (main tank/healer or some such)?

Naturally, this only applies to people who play MMOs ;)

I would just fake a D/C

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 25 Oct 2008

Ranooth:
I would just fake a D/C

That's for sissies. I'd fake a house fire.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 19 Dec 2008

Personally, I'd just tell everyone I'm off to have sex, and let them sort it out... :p

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 7 Aug 2008

Presumably, if you are two or three hits away, then you could kill the boss in under a minute, then of into the bedroom. That failing, the almighty pause button almost always has my back. That failing, say WoW style game, then fuck it, but if I'm in a big group in the middle of some instance, and it was the last boss, I would finish, as it would take <1 minute, then get down to the nastys!

Anonymous Source
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JediMB:

Ranooth:
I would just fake a D/C

That's for sissies. I'd fake a house fire.

ah haha, awesome.

Also, why in the hell would she do that to you? (assuming she's also playing at this point)

Would there not be some question of whiptness?

...

God... it's no wonder I'm a freakin virgin man.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2166
Joined: 23 Dec 2007

"Just start without me, I'll be there in a few"

Paperboy
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Joined: 3 Sep 2008

The way I see it, I have 24 hours in the day. Chances are I can fit both of them in there somewhere. Hell, even if I'm going at it with my girlfriend all day, I can STILL play Advance Wars in the Male Refractory Period. Obviously sex is going to come first, but I see no reason to have to not play games as a result.

Alternatively, if my girlfriend is reading this, then it's all about sex, baby, and I'm ready whenever you are.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 22 Oct 2008

SecretTacoNinja:
I'm a girl, I can have both.
He would wait until I was done. XP

Bullshit hun xD
You either stop then, or you finish up and get back in the kitchen.
I'd rip the console out of the wall if they asked me xD
"Don't need this clunky bitch anymore!"

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3263
Joined: 3 Aug 2008

Oh go on. I'll pause the game, it'll only take a few minutes...

Pulitzer Laureate
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Joined: 16 Jul 2008

Have a nice long bath dear, I'll be along in a minute...

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 731
Joined: 12 Dec 2007

Thankfully my girlfriend is a gamer, so we both game at the same time. However, there ahve been times when she's propositioned me, but this is partially why I play games that can be paused or saved. Don't know what I'd do if I was playing Left 4 Dead, but I'm sure she'd understand if I took a few more minutes. After all, it gets the adrenaline pumping.

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 12 Apr 2008

sex is fun and good for you

Paperboy
Posts: 44
Joined: 28 Dec 2008

Lazzi:
sex is fun and good for you

I second that.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 431
Joined: 10 Dec 2008

Hrmm...

Well, my girlfriend is also an avid video game lover...

She'd likely smirk and play with -my- joystick as incentive to finish the game/boss quicker. And if I lost, she'd tell me to do it again and wack my nose for being a bad boy.

Press Junketeer
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Joined: 10 Dec 2008

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Paperboy
Posts: 27
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

My missus promised to have sex with me while we both played Co-op Gears of War on my birthday! EPIC WIN!

EDIT: Need to hit my mate up for a second controller

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 2 Aug 2006

CrazyMofo:
My missus promised to have sex with me while we both played Co-op Gears of War on my birthday! EPIC WIN!

Don't forget to use cover.

(Irresistibly delivered pun.)

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 592
Joined: 19 May 2008

rabidrabbit:
There is a "pause" button for a reason, if you ask me. I don't think the game's going to freeze or shutdown in the thirty minutes it takes to finish up... working.

Quoted for truth, though I don't know about the 30 minutes part...

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 608
Joined: 6 Oct 2008

Both, but honestly, just pause the game and come back lol

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3752
Joined: 22 Oct 2008

geldonyetich:

CrazyMofo:
My missus promised to have sex with me while we both played Co-op Gears of War on my birthday! EPIC WIN!

Don't forget to use cover.

(Irresistibly delivered pun.)

Irresistibly hard to not laugh at
xD

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 854
Joined: 17 Sep 2008

Can't you just save the game, have sex, and finish whatever you were doing?

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 624
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

I remember an NHS poster for you 30mins/Hr of exersise a day. it had various suggestion but the word SEX big and bold, the things was though that thier was a 55-60 year old woman and a slightly overwieght man of same age. on a MASSVIE billboard thing.

Back on topic, it depends, for instance im know a girl with a HUGE labido so i would probally be trying to get away for 5 minutes. Where as me and my ex tended to be really romantic every so often so it would be a case of "ZOMG GAME OF NAOW"

Gone Gonzo
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Joined: 30 Oct 2008

curlycrouton:
Turn the bloody console off you un-romantic sod. The day gaming takes over my love-life is the moment my soul has been destroyed.

*BOOM* soulshot?

Yyyeah. I'd take the woman any day. Except Thursday. Thursday night is Emu night.

Beat Writer
Posts: 135
Joined: 1 Jan 2009

Jandau:
Personally, I'd just tell everyone I'm off to have sex, and let them sort it out... :p

Lol, and it would be kind of funny to hear the screeching of 10 year old American boys about how much of a 'noob' you are or how they have 'done so many bitches...you don't even know'. Sadly, this last bit is something I have honestly heard come out of the mouth of an American boy. Whether it's true or false, it's still disturbing.

-LockedUp

Beat Writer
Posts: 161
Joined: 5 Aug 2008

Games, she will give i up later when im in the mood if she knows whats good for her.

Beat Writer
Posts: 169
Joined: 30 Nov 2008

If the woman wasn't a gamer, I'd go for sex. I wouldn't tolerate getting ditched for a bunch of ones and zeros, so why should she?

rokudan:
2 words.....Naked DDR

...I'm gonna steal this idea eventually. Hope you don't mind none...

EDIT: As sad as this sounds, I know of a woman who's ex denied pleasuring her for Runescape. How lame is that?

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 830
Joined: 4 Oct 2007

Let's be honest. Most people around here wouldn't even need the pause button -- just go hide somewhere on the screen, take a few hits in the three minutes they're gone for, and be back with enough time to finish the boss and a life to spare.

Beat Writer
Posts: 148
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

DuncanRR:
If the woman wasn't a gamer, I'd go for sex. I wouldn't tolerate getting ditched for a bunch of ones and zeros, so why should she?

rokudan:
2 words.....Naked DDR

...I'm gonna steal this idea eventually. Hope you don't mind none...

EDIT: As sad as this sounds, I know of a woman who's ex denied pleasuring her for Runescape. How lame is that?

Go ahead, it wasnt my idea anyway.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 857
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

Pause Button? PAUSE BUTTON!?!

I am impressed with the lot of ya, guaranteed warm, moist girly parts, and I don't care how long we've been dating and how many times we've "visited" controller = dropped as does she, most likely right there.

I am loving the way so many of you seem to liken a sexual encounter to going to the dining room for supper. "One second, let me pause my game... there, I'll be back to take you on Super boss X is just a little bit..."

Honestly, if it comes to an encounter as suggested in the OP, I won't be coming back to the console that night, if it's Friday, I won't be back until Sunday afternoon, because I'm fairly certain I'll have to spend Sunday morning having a chat with God about some of things I did to a certain young lady that Saturday.

BANNED
Posts: 4378
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

Russia208:
Now hear me out, If you were on your last boss That took you DAYS to get to, and he is 1 or 2 hits away from dying, but all of a sudden your woman(or man) asks you for some sex, will you put down your controller and please her(or him), or will you continue playing? Me for one will probably never put down a controller so fast in my life.

Sex is so overrated once you can get it at least twice a day. So are games for that matter.

Give me good food and good drink instead.

Beat Writer
Posts: 201
Joined: 28 Jul 2008

Sex is so overrated once you can get it at least twice a day

It only counts if it's with another person...

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