Everytime a goddamn expel/death been cast in a megaten game, way to lose 2 hours, then you have to look and pray it fails.

Pyronox:

x434343:

Namewithheld:
In Assasin's Creed, when you fight the Templar at the end to show who God favors...and Richard the Lionheart sees NOTHING wrong with ONE guy being taken on by TEN!

Man, God's an unfair asshole sometimes...

My secret was damaging one a little bit, running around in a circle for 5 minutes for my health to go to full, and repeat. Took like an hour.

What? I think you need to check your controls buddy, cause something's definitely wrong if you can't beat the whole thing in one try.

I did. It just took a long time. Because I would injure one, then run in a circle for a bit.

x434343:

Namewithheld:
In Assasin's Creed, when you fight the Templar at the end to show who God favors...and Richard the Lionheart sees NOTHING wrong with ONE guy being taken on by TEN!

Man, God's an unfair asshole sometimes...

My secret was damaging one a little bit, running around in a circle for 5 minutes for my health to go to full, and repeat. Took like an hour.

What? That part was crazy easy! Just hold down right trigger to block, and counter-attack everyone. Easy.

Or the end of HL2 Episode 2 at the very end with the Advisor and Vance
(I am not going to revel the ending because I am not an ass)

Playing with a friend vs. zombies on Nacht der Untoten (CoD WaW).

I got killed, my friend is desperately shooting the damn things and when he tries to revive me a zombie comes up behind him ( a fast one ) and kills him too. Lose mission, start over, same result after 10 minutes.

Playing Left 4 Dead on campaign (No mercy, Expert)

I threw a molotov into a doorway to block the horde from getting in, It bounces back and kills all 4 of us.

Restart.

We get puked on by a boomer and are trying to fight off the horde, One of us lobbed a molotov at the floor, It bounces off and sets us all on fire.

Restart.

We managed to make it about 2/3 of the way to the safe room, With one of us dead, I get my nipples ripped out by a hunter and die, One of my teammates gets puked on and gets massacred, And the final one gets strangled by a smoker.

Restart.

A tank spawned about 2 mintues into the game, We only had shotguns and submachine guns, He hits a car and kills all of us.

Get annoyed at game and turn off my Xbox360.

Mister Benoit:

handofpwn:
In assassins creed in the middle district of acre at the port I went to the viewpoint that is on an island and took the leap of faith down. Only to repeatedly die because the fucker altair doesnt know how to swim and the AI kept fucking throwing me into the goddamn water. At first I was going to stop playing, but then it got to be a personal vendetta. Me vs. the game.

I spent about a half hour trying to get that god damn view point.... It got very personal at one point..

Oh yeah, I wasnt even mentioning trying to get to the fucker. I had about 15 gaurds on my ass because I nudged some old lady while Im trying to hope off the ledge on to the boat. that took quite some time.

On this level in Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn, it was left to me and my team of nutcase lunatics who up until now had been massacring half the population of wherever it is I'm supposed to be going, (see: max level Dragon lord and a series of bloody great axes).
So I get all my guys in position, and let the enemy take it's turn.
Sleep one guy at the bck, sleep another random. Ok fair enough. Kill a couple of people, and it's my turn. So I kill a couple of them and move forward a bit. There isn't ANYWHERE I can go that wont result in my viable units being put to sleep, and dissected, and the enemy guys wont come to me. So I have to choice - I have to push forward.
Run Ike up there, back him up with a couple of guys, I'm two stair wells away from the guy I have to kill.
Sleep Ike.
Sleep his guards.
And they cannot wake up for the whole game. Which is stupid.
SO I know that my last chance to really do somthing, is to get my dragon guy into the main man and take his head off. This should take two moves. So I fly him behind a wall, and what I think, should count as cover.
Sleep some other person on my team, sleep Dragon guy.
So now I have two third of my team completely asleep, while the rest are left to get hacked to bits by the big brawny units massed on the way there. And this happens several times.
I hate sleep in Radiant dawn, it's bollocks. Two guys, standing in the middle of a large group of large guys, with sleep wands at the far end of the map, can put your entire party to sleep in about four rounds if they had a mind to. If that not 'fuck you', I don't quite know what is.

Starfox 64, I must have been about 4-5 at the time. I'm at my friends place and I've FINALLY made it to the second last level. Turns out time has been flying and its midnight, so my parents make me get off, after I've already been flying around dodging daddy and his little cult for half an hour. I decide to leave the console on overnight, my PARENTS recommendation, and when I wake up to return, the fucking console had frozen... By far my worst moment in gaming; I must have spent over 100 hours of practice just to get that far... Turns out I never would have beaten the last level anyways, I tried it again with cheats when I was a bit older... Holy hell theres a lot of enemies.

Recently on Guild Wars... those fucking raptor assassins in the EotN campaign can take away 500 health in one spike, and leave you bleeding... You have no idea how tired I am of death penalties.

And since we're sharing L4D moments, I will too. You know right before you get to the rooftop stage of the No Mercy campaign? Where there is a cramped L shaped hallway with a witch a doorway at the end? Well a witch spawned directly in front of that doorway. A tank had gotten us a little before and left one of my teammates dead, and one of the remaining 3 was an AI. so to avoid facing the witch in that crowded hallway, we throw a molotov in to aggro her. Just as she comes flying out through the flames, a boomer vomits all over us, and a smoker decides to appear out of nowhere and pull me into the flames. Then the tank we JUST KILLED comes rampaging up behind us and along with the witch continues to absolutely destroy our remaining team members. Then, as we sit at the death screen wondering what happened, I see a hunter jumping around... Did I mention this was on my first playthrough of the game?

Oh, and grenade spam on CoD4 and Cod:WaW isn't bad at all. Try playing CoD2 on veteran. I've had an estimated 12 grenades (it was over 10) thrown at me by those fucking Krauts. You know how in some movies you see a black veil over the sky as thousands of archers release all of their arrows at once? That is what it looked like when they thew those grenades. I like to say that if they would have stopped teaching the Germans to use grenades and instead how to shoot a rifle, they would have won the war.

Megaman 9. The game is so full of fuck you's I can't even count them. God damn spikes..

Mile High Club: Last room, six seconds to take the shot.

Panic.

Hostage killed.

This was Attempt #12

It wasn't until attempt #35-37 that I made it to the end again. -_-

Another "FUCK YOU" moment is ANY Mario Kart game. Way ahead of the pack, last leg of the race and suddenly:

Lightning bolt. Blue Shell. Blue Shell. Lightning Bolt.

When it's all over you wonder how you're in eight place.

Bocca:
Megaman 9. The game is so full of fuck you's I can't even count them. God damn spikes..

I read somewhere that it is the only Megaman game in which every level contains insta-death spikes. Now, considering the fact that, in essence most insta-death sections are swappable and usually based only on the current level this might not mean much, but I was still amused by the fact.

I'd have to go with every moment in I Wanna Be The Guy. Probably been said, I don't care, it needs emphasis. THIS GAME IS MEAN.

COD2 on Veteran will break you. Over and over.

Guaranteed.

Well, there was the time my friends and I were playing GHWT, and the orange cymbal pad crapped out, and the next song that came up used it on almost every beat...

Silent Hunter!

When every single torpedo in a volley (my current U-Boat has 4 bow tubes) hits square on a tanker, and every friggin' one is a dud.

Then his escorting destroyer pounds me with depth charges and destroys me.

IN final fantasy 7 when sepiroth kills aeris in a cut scene so you cant do anything about it!

CoD 4 or WaW, I'm hiding behind a doorway because I see an enemy rushing me on my radar. I see someone else out of the doorway, toss a grenade. Instead of going through the wide open doorway, the goddamn thing bounces off of the door frame and lands at my feet, shredding my ass like turducken.

Being the object of the entire infected team's desire.

using the railway rifle in fallout 3 it crashes every five minutes :(

PureChaos:
In Phantasy Star Online ep 1 and 2 when items drop on the floor they are represented by colored boxes, orange for weapon, blue for armor, green for recovery item or red for rare items, including weapons, armor etc. unfortunately, a Photon Drop, which is next to useless unless you can play online (which i, and many many others, can't do), is also represented by a red box. it's infuriating when you have spent ages hunting a rare weapon, a red box drops, you think your hours of trying have paid off only (especial when the drop rate is something like 1/28808) to see 'Photon Drop' come up. the game seems to have this smugness about it because it knows it's just pissed you off.

They're not entirely useless, if you happen to be a Mag farmer, they can be a valuable resource, provided you know how to "Stack", that is. "Stacking" does causes some problems, however...

...Or so they say.

Back to the rares, I always find it funny when it something I can't use, and it's crap. Or, I can use it, but I have thousands of them.

Game: Hey look, a rare item popped out of the Pal Sharks photon riddled body!

Josh the RACast: Let me guess...IT'S A DAMN VARSITA, AIN'T IT?

Game: ...but how do you kno-

Josh the RACast: I've played this game 3-4 years, I'm tripping mech guns and VARSITAS! I could start up my own damn army if I felt like it!

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Great "Fuck you" moment is in Armored Core, For Answer.

Arteria Carpals and blade centric AC's don't mix.

You dive bomb towards your target, you miss and collide with the wall sending you and your AC into the drink.

"YOU'VE EXITED THE COMBAT AREA"

Brings back bad memories of the PS and PS2 AC titles, especially Last Raven, I lost so many missions due to accidentally leaving the combat area.

"Oh god, Pulverizer, Pulverizer!!" *Butterflying* "AAAAHHH!"

Operator: Sorry Raven, please head back to base...

metroid prime 3: o.k... ive done what you aid aurora unit... now what?
.........
.........

Hello? Hello? right, screw this, lets go for a wander.

*30 mins of wandering later*

Arora: Samus, you need to go here. Good luck.

Samus: Wtf? thats on the other side of the planet! and what am I supposed to do there?

fuck you.

rosac

Bocca:
Megaman 9. The game is so full of fuck you's I can't even count them. God damn spikes..

Oh, man, my favorite one of those is near the end of the game. It's the bit with the anti-gravity room, where you propel yourself backwards while shooting.

Great mechanic, but a horrific "fuck you" right at the end of it.

In the final anti-grav room, there is a huge line of spikes covering almost the entire width of the screen, so you have to shoot like crazy to zip to the right and escape them. Then there's another huge line on the right side of the screen, so you have to shoot even more quickly to head left and grab the ladder. On its own, this is a pretty cool stage. Except for one thing.

The ladder is on the second block from the left. You HAVE to grab the ladder, because if you touch the block on the far left, a robot FLIES OUT OF NOWHERE, GRABS YOU, and THROWS YOU INTO THE SPIKES.

Again, if you overshoot the ladder by one block, without warning a robot will GRAB YOU and THROW YOU INTO THE SPIKES.

All of this was followed by the boss fight from hell, of course.

Fallout 3: the quest where you're sent by Tenpenny to find the hideout of the Ghouls; after fighting my way through hoards of feral ghouls I was painfully close to the hideout.

There was what looked like a clear tunnel in front of me and at the end of it some sort of door, so I decide to make a run for it. I promptly step in a bear trap and my character gets crippled. Then I hear multiple beeps.... there were mines everywhere. I was blown to little pieces so close to that damn hideout....

Iron Storm at hardest difficulty.

Most accurately described as "Butt rape, no lube"

For me the first game that comes to mind has to be Dynasty Warriors. I would just say six, but the last few releases of Dynasty Warriors all have had the same thing. That is that when you play two player mode all of the enemies get the disappear/reappear feat. This really sucks when you are fighting on Legend or Chaos mode when the generals and most of the main little guys can do lots of damage. The game is still fun, sometimes the f**k you moments really stick it to you though when you are at the end and then you have to start the entire level over again.

Far Cry 2. When I was flying my hang glider right over a guard post (stupid, stupid thing to do) So they start shooting me. My hang glider starts to spin out of control and I crash. And of course I land on a grenade...killing me. Well thankfully I had a friend that was rescue ready. So I didn't have play from my last save.

In Fallout 3. I was getting chased by some feral ghouls and I accidentally dropped a bottlecap mine infront of the ghouls chasing me. Well, they died, along with me.

Left 4 Dead. A friend and I were playing an online campaign with two others. One is a Swedish kiddie around 12-14 years old (Swedish kiddies are the worst of the kiddies, trust me). The other guy was good and kept close to my friend and I while trying to get through the apartments in Dead Air. The kid on the other hand...was the type "come on guys! Stop being so slow! come on!" and kept going on ahead until he got to the crane. Now the rest of us were still in the apartment clearing it out and sweeping it for weapons, ammo, explosives etc. And I hear over the voice chat "Alright I'm calling down the dumpster!" Everyone else starts to scream "NO!" But he ignores that and does it anyway. Attracting a hoard that, well, runs straight into the apartments. We were out of ammo, down to our pistols. This was on Expert. Can someone say "Clusterfuck"?

Well, this one time when I was playing Condemned 2, I could have sworn one of those homeless guys yelled fuck you...

coldfrog:
I'd have to go with every moment in I Wanna Be The Guy. Probably been said, I don't care, it needs emphasis. THIS GAME IS MEAN.

Thanks for reminding me...

Beggars on Assassins Creed, getting in your way and throwing stones at you if you flee them... I was like "GONNA STONE YA' B**CH"

Super Mutants on Fallout 3... Hate them... So much.

Playing left 4 dead on expert and being the last guy alive, and just as youre about to save everyone trapped inside a closet, a smoker ( that wasnt behind me seconds ago) grabs me and kills me.

I III II X4:

PureChaos:
In Phantasy Star Online ep 1 and 2 when items drop on the floor they are represented by colored boxes, orange for weapon, blue for armor, green for recovery item or red for rare items, including weapons, armor etc. unfortunately, a Photon Drop, which is next to useless unless you can play online (which i, and many many others, can't do), is also represented by a red box. it's infuriating when you have spent ages hunting a rare weapon, a red box drops, you think your hours of trying have paid off only (especial when the drop rate is something like 1/28808) to see 'Photon Drop' come up. the game seems to have this smugness about it because it knows it's just pissed you off.

They're not entirely useless, if you happen to be a Mag farmer, they can be a valuable resource, provided you know how to "Stack", that is. "Stacking" does causes some problems, however...

Back to the rares, I always find it funny when it something I can't use, and it's crap. Or, I can use it, but I have thousands of them.

Game: Hey look, a rare item popped out of the Pal Sharks photon riddled body!

Josh the RACast: Let me guess...IT'S A DAMN VARSITA, AIN'T IT?

Game: ...but how do you kno-

Josh the RACast: I've played this game 3-4 years, I'm tripping mech guns and VARSITAS! I could start up my own damn army if I felt like it!

varista?!? what varista? i don't know no varista! *twitch* and mech guns, i hate L&K14 Combats, i fall over them all the time. and scape dolls, yes they are good and useful items but i have over 100 of the damn things. also, silence claws, theres loads of them...deep breaths! as for photon drops, how are they useful for mags? i thought they were only needed for Gallon's shop.

Midnight Club LA: When you're about 100 yards away from the last checkpoint, and out of no were (and I mean no were) traffic will appear and send you flying! so fucking annoying!!

Hogs Of War: Final battle against Team Lard, when they call in reinforcements who have the best weapons, perfect aim and 200 health, making them impossible to beat........fuckers.

Most Castle Oblivion bosses in Re:CoM. You just finish getting done with a hard boss, and you expect a nice little cutscene but instead you get Larexene or where I gave up, Vexen. Just got out of the 100 acre wood, and all of a sudden here comes this card-breaking nearly all 9s and 0s jerkface who constantly spams his big tracking attack when he's low on health just like Hades.

*twitch twitch* I still get angry thinking about how much that game sucker-punched you. RAWR.