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Muckraker
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Joined: 20 Dec 2008

GunnerGraye:
The Epilogue in COD:4 on veteran, when you get to the very end and the terrorist takes the man hostage. I figured I'd not take a chance with a head shot so I tried shooting the terrorist in the leg. I checked to make sure and I definitely hit him...but the game disagreed. Apparently you need a head shot. F**k you call of duty. I never did get to beating that level...

Hey, just to say you can shoot him in the leg, tbh, its what i tend to do, because as far as I'm concerned u can't hit him in the head!

Copy Clerk
Posts: 59
Joined: 6 Nov 2007

playing halo3 and a team mate kills you for picking up the sniper rifle and it doesnt let you boot him

Muckraker
Posts: 276
Joined: 8 Jun 2008

NUclear Launch Detected

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 579
Joined: 20 Dec 2008

Forza Motorsport 2. I was winning an hour-long, 40-lap race by a comfortable 20-second margin. 5 laps to go. Then, as I had feared, the game freezes on me. Happens a lot with that game, but it's still fun.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 914
Joined: 17 Oct 2008

Siphon Filter: The Omega Strain, on the second mission with Zohar I was sitting outside on the balcony and he was right next me. Some guy runs out from a door so I pull out a sniper rifle to shoot him. I had him in my crosshairs and as soon as I pull the trigger Zohar decides it would be fun to get shot in the arm. The gun is an instant kill so I lost the level and had to start over.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1885
Joined: 13 Oct 2008

civilization 4 (ghandi has declared war on you and will now destroy all your tank units in the game with archers)

Copy Clerk
Posts: 84
Joined: 20 Oct 2008

On BioShock, where I get the awesome tonic that sends out a shockwave every time I get hit with a melee attack. "Right," I think, "let's see those Thuggish Splicers get me now :A."
Then, I get hit by a Splicer whilst trying to sneak past a Big Daddy, shockwave hits the cyborg and counts as an attack, and I get ripped to shreds, so I try and find a Gene bank, but the only one that I can currently reach is forwards, with several, AI coordinated Big Daddy/Splicer ambushes between me and it...
It was one step away from just hanging a "F**k you!" sign on the inside of the Vita-Chamber doors... :|

On the Record
Posts: 7211
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

The level in Jak and Daxter 2 were your in the slums district and have to escape from the police, but everytime your knocked into the water you automaticaly die

grr

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 680
Joined: 17 Sep 2007

the monopoly guy:

Namewithheld:

the monopoly guy:
I hate Bill with a passion.

YOU TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

No, never. Never in a million years. Never will the damage be undone. Bill is pants on head retarded and couldn't save you from a mouse. Not from a mouse already stuck in a moustrap.

And dead.

Francis and Louis AIs are good to me, Zoey is ok.

But, I. Hate. Bill

You know what you have to do, right?

KILL BILL!
XD

Infamous Scribbler
Posts: 623
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

Call of Duty: Anything on Veteran. I still have nightmares.

pimppeter2:
The level in Jak and Daxter 2 were your in the slums district and have to escape from the police, but everytime your knocked into the water you automaticaly die

grr

And that. Oh God, that...

RavingLibDem:

GunnerGraye:
The Epilogue in COD:4 on veteran, when you get to the very end and the terrorist takes the man hostage. I figured I'd not take a chance with a head shot so I tried shooting the terrorist in the leg. I checked to make sure and I definitely hit him...but the game disagreed. Apparently you need a head shot. F**k you call of duty. I never did get to beating that level...

Hey, just to say you can shoot him in the leg, tbh, its what i tend to do, because as far as I'm concerned u can't hit him in the head!

I have a pretty easy time with shooting him in the head, but according to the game I have wasted two weeks on the multiplayer alone. Also I am a few feet away from a lower-medium sized tv.

Pulitzer Laureate
Posts: 963
Joined: 6 Aug 2008

Sensenmann:
Beggars on Assassins Creed, getting in your way and throwing stones at you if you flee them... I was like "GONNA STONE YA' B**CH"

Super Mutants on Fallout 3... Hate them... So much.

Oh god. I know what you mean about the beggars.

Copy Clerk
Posts: 56
Joined: 24 Dec 2008

In Rule of Rose the dog Brown bugs out all too often, especially in boss battles or chases. Every one of those moments...goddamn Brown, always getting stuck in walls.

Beat Writer
Posts: 202
Joined: 4 Dec 2008

Sensenmann:
Beggars on Assassins Creed, getting in your way and throwing stones at you if you flee them... I was like "GONNA STONE YA' B**CH"

Just imagine for a sec: You're fighting soldiers on the ground, but some archers on the roof are messing you up. You start up the wall to go stab the stupid archers, but then the dickwads on the ground throw rocks at you and you FALL, incapacitated on your back while the soldiers cut your health in freakin half!

grr.

Paperboy
Posts: 23
Joined: 8 Oct 2008

I)The moment I touched Fable 2. II) Playing Tomb raider on my PS2 when the console started on fire. III)The cousin/friend system in GTA4

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1284
Joined: 29 Jun 2008

When I was playing Halo:CE(not that pussy 3 shit) I was shooting a rocket at a banshee. The guy lagged out and appeared in front of me and I died from my own rocket and he got away...many more but that one is just the most recent so i posted it...

Muckraker
Posts: 236
Joined: 4 Aug 2008

I was playing Oblivion the other night, deciding to actually finish it for once. I was all the way up to the second to last quest (where you fight whatever his name is in the Paradise place) and for some fucked up reason he just wasn't there. The NPCs were all, "Hey, come in here and talk to this guy." and then there's nothing. I'm just staring at an empty throne. I zone in and out, etc, etc. Nothing worked and my last save was HOURS ago (of course it autosaved at the door).

At this point I'm really pissed (and I've been awake for about 35 hours or so) so I go back to my last save and cheat my way through the quests to get back where I was. Well, it was still fucked up. There was no way around it, apparently. I did some reading on different sites and it seemed to be a common problem. I actually had to cheat my way through the quest and didn't even get to fight the guy.

Still kind of pissed about this one.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 457
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Saints' Row 2. Get in a Snipes 57 jet plane. Fly all the way out to the secret island. Whilst still moving jump out of the plane to parachute down like the badass you are. Get hit by the fucking wing and be unable to open your parachute. One would expect to land in the water but no. I landed on Bone Island. And died. Although the general "you can't jump out of the jet" is a nice "fuck you" aspect to the game.

Morrowind. Bloodmoon expansion. Guy gives you a map of where to go for these tall stones that you need for the questline. Most of them are pretty accurate. One of them is forgivably inaccurate, you're still within a decent proximity to the big pointy phallus-shaped rock. One of them tries to send you halfway across the island tot he wrong place.

Battlefront 2: Modern Combat. Last mission, "Flying the Flag", either side. God DAMN, I have tried that level at least, not kidding at all, 100 times. Spaced out over about a year. Never, ever, ever made it. I'll clear out both silos about half the time, be heading up to the tower and either I'll run out of time just as I finish the second silo or get my ass handed to me between there and the end several times. Once, I made it up onto the tower. But there were three god damned helicopters, too many infantry, and two tanks all firing at me at once. I died right outside the door I was supposed to be at. I have not played that game since.

Basically the entire Kingdom Under Fire and KUF: Heroes games. I recall them being mostly right in the vicinity of "impossible". Aside from what's-his-face in the original who's featured prominently on the cover. Pretty easy, very enjoyable. Anyone else, not so much. Of course the last time I played those games I was being retarded about it.

Driving the fucking tow truck in Saints' Row 2 while you have anything larger than a smart car on the back. Try to take a turn that's more than about 3 degrees and the car/lodestone/small mountain for all it does on the back of your truck spins you around about 180 degrees more than you'd like. And it's a bitch to correct your bearings. Oh and you just took someone's ambulance so the police are ramming their cars into you truck because that's totally legal. And then your truck catches fire and explodes on level 10 of the diversion.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 392
Joined: 31 Dec 2008

Viewtiful Joe, the first one. Get to the final (or maybe it was second final) stage of the game. You fight crazy as batshit zombie version of bat guy (Charles the Third), Zombie Version of already green guy (Hulk Davidson), Zombie version of killer shark (Bruce), and Zombie version of yourself on the submarine ship (Alastor) without a save point in between any of them. And they have uberhealth. This is what I like to call the use of the Fuck-You-itron-12000, a machine that takes enemies, normally bosses that you beat, zaps them, makes them uberwhatever, and then sends them out to fucking kill you. I still loved the game.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1083
Joined: 11 May 2008

Recently? The new Prince of Persia ending...

Horribly cliche and predictability of the main gist of it aside...it just...ends... "Thanks for pouring 12+ hours into this game, and for your hard work here's a shit pseudo cliffhanger ending. OH and you can't go back and pick up all those little light seeds you missed, sorry."

...ugh...

Muckraker
Posts: 339
Joined: 8 Oct 2008

One of the levels in Lair required me to go to a certain place immediately when the stage starts. I didn't figure out where I was supposed to go until the third time with no help from the damn arrow.

Muckraker
Posts: 339
Joined: 18 Dec 2008

Waverer:
In Rule of Rose the dog Brown bugs out all too often, especially in boss battles or chases. Every one of those moments...goddamn Brown, always getting stuck in walls.

I recommend Haunting Ground, also known as the 'original', or 'good' Rule of Rose...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 97
Joined: 14 Jan 2008

in tf2 watching an enemy spy take out most of your team but you get to him just as everyone is dead and he's gone

Anonymous Source
Posts: 7
Joined: 12 May 2008

in GTA; San Andreas, the driver's school. Having to do the final mission like 50+ times because you need to get from a to b within 2 minutes, and without damage. Then making it, only to lose to an idiot who came down the road, invisible and undodgeable, nearly 10 ft from the goal... Deleted the game directly after that.

Paperboy
Posts: 19
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Fallout 3. Super Mutants when you first start out and follow the main line for a bit...No, this hunting rifle will not do, ok a grenade, oh whats that cars explode with mini nukes inside? GOD DAMN! Back to Megaton save...
Fable 2. When i touched it aswell. I played Fable the day before and checked a few times to check i was playing number 2, and not number 1.
FarCry2. Weapon Degredation. MY GOD HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I DIED DUE TO IT. Example: Sniping with my lovely Dragonuv, I get one shot at a driver before he runs me over and awww Gun Jammed...WHAT! I JUST BOUGHT IT! I mean come on, guns dont break down after 3 shots...
Need for Speed: Undercover aka Lol at you. I love my Elise. i prefer it to every other car in these games. But the traffic is beyond retarded. i was driving down a high way, 160mph, and dodgy cars and than a truck in front must have checked his mirrors and gone right, im gonna piss this guy off and crashes 4 lanes of traffic and i cant get past. no time to break and so i tried ramming, and ended up being shunted off the bridge and being rammed by the guys behind me. Thank you EA for solidifying my belief that you are the worst bunch of douches ever to roam the earth.

Paperboy
Posts: 19
Joined: 17 Dec 2008

Oh and Prince of Persia.
All of it. There i said it. Was an abortion from the begining. WHERES MY SANDS OF TIME POWERS!

Muckraker
Posts: 330
Joined: 9 Aug 2008

I hate the retards in Assasin's Creed.
You know, the ones that go "NUUUUH!" and then hit you for no reason?
I was about to assasinate someone and one of them hit me, and for no reason the guards thought this was a justified reason to disembowel me with several sharp swords and arrowheads.

BANNED
Posts: 1198
Joined: 6 Sep 2008

Probably in Sonic (Mega Drive) when I was facing Robotnik on the lava level. I went to jump at him with the intention that I would bounce back onto the platform. Instead I just floated straight through him into molten death!

User was banned for: Banning poems from schools in the UK. (Permanent)
Beat Writer
Posts: 159
Joined: 17 Jan 2008

Some people say that Super mutants in Fallout 3 are hard but I really don't think so. Brutal's can be a pain in the ass especially on harder difficulties but they'r pretty easy to take down for example with a combat shotgun or with a assault rifle. If they'r too hard turn down the difficulty level. I mean easy in Fallout 3 is EASY!

Paperboy
Posts: 16
Joined: 27 Dec 2008

halo 3:cortana (any level)

shotgunning a juggernaught in the (face?) and still not f ing dieing

Paperboy
Posts: 26
Joined: 26 Dec 2008

My worst moment I guess is when I was playing Super Double Dragon on the SNES. There was a small pit at the bottom of the screen, the kind where you die instantly if you drop down.

On each side of the pit stood one giant baddie, the kind that picks you up and throws you. One of them decided to throw me into the pit, only to throw me over to his buddy, who threw me back....this went on for some minutes...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 15 Jul 2008

Hehe, I thought this thread was just gonna be a flame, but it's hilarous and very entertaining.

Geez, I've had so many FU moments . . .

The latest was in L4D, Versus. We were on the first level of Blood Harvest, nearly at the end. Two of my teammates are dead, and my teammate and I get puked on by the other team's Boomer. My friend gets pinned by zombies, and goes down, incapped. I'm the closest to the Safe House, about 100 ingame feet away. He's screaming at me over the mic to get into the freaking SH so we score at least SOME points (we'd obliterated the other team during our turn as Infected). So I'm running like hell, then I hear the scream of a Hunter. The guy leaps out of the SH and tries to pounce me, but misses. I backpedal like crazy, out of building, and back outside a bit.

This is the same guy that, earlier, kicked me from the game lobby until one of the other players vouches for me. During the entire game he's calling me a noob and doing his level best (and his team too) to put me down first by pulling Hunter marauding melee swipes to the back, running off before we can target/kill them, and returning to do it again (but not always successfully, I should add). Now, I'm still fairly new to the game, not a noob, but not as experienced as these guys.

Hunter is trying to pounce me, and I'm dodging like mad. His teammates are either laughing or bored, telling him to finish me off already. I manage to manuever him so I'm closer to the SH, and consider trying to outrun his pounce (unlikely). FINALLY, instead of panic mode, I got PISSED, and turned AWAY from the SH, facing him. He's crouched nearby and pounces, and instead of standing there attempting to shoot him, I jump forwards and melee him in mid-air, stunning him. Then I blew his freaking head off with my shottie just as he lands.

That was my big and latest FU moment . . . or his, lol.

On the Record
Posts: 5187
Joined: 21 Aug 2008

the monopoly guy:

Namewithheld:

the monopoly guy:
I hate Bill with a passion.

YOU TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

No, never. Never in a million years. Never will the damage be undone. Bill is pants on head retarded and couldn't save you from a mouse. Not from a mouse already stuck in a moustrap.

And dead.

Francis and Louis AIs are good to me, Zoey is ok.

But, I. Hate. Bill

Truth. Yesterday I enabled split screen co-op on the PC version of Left 4 dead, and me, my friend and this other guy online all got to the safe house, and bill was like a mile away fricking sitting there growing his beard. I tried whacking him. I tried commands/speech. It got to the point where I turned to my friend and said 'I've never been so pissed off in my life, let's kill him' so we mowed the bastard down and dropped a pipe bomb, also coincidently attracting a shat load of infected to bill's position, and me and my friend smiled and walked off.

GOD it was satisfying.

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1062
Joined: 11 Apr 2008

In Gears 1 on PC, when i got to the pumping station and met the Theron Guards for the first time and no one came to back me up and just stood at the start of the chapter picking their noses.

I said "fuck you" alot in that chapter.

Also i can imagine alot of people saying "fuck you" when playing Dead Space on Impossible

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1597
Joined: 9 Jul 2008

ChromeAlchemist:

the monopoly guy:

Namewithheld:

the monopoly guy:
I hate Bill with a passion.

YOU TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK!

No, never. Never in a million years. Never will the damage be undone. Bill is pants on head retarded and couldn't save you from a mouse. Not from a mouse already stuck in a moustrap.

And dead.

Francis and Louis AIs are good to me, Zoey is ok.

But, I. Hate. Bill

Truth. Yesterday I enabled split screen co-op on the PC version of Left 4 dead, and me, my friend and this other guy online all got to the safe house, and bill was like a mile away fricking sitting there growing his beard. I tried whacking him. I tried commands/speech. It got to the point where I turned to my friend and said 'I've never been so pissed off in my life, let's kill him' so we mowed the bastard down and dropped a pipe bomb, also coincidently attracting a shat load of infected to bill's position, and me and my friend smiled and walked off.

GOD it was satisfying.

The survivors AI on L4D is pathetic at points. I was trying to make it through No Mercy without a heal or an incap or startling a witch and I was doing just fine for all these until Chaptyer 4. when Bill decided to a shoot a boomer right next to a witch, later when nothing was around I got hunter pounced and they did not help me, which weakened my health a ton, so for the rest of the game the survivors kept trying to heal me when all I needed to keep going was pain pills.

The tank managed to incap me right at the end, so no achievements for Rev today =(

Paperboy
Posts: 43
Joined: 21 Oct 2008

x434343:

Namewithheld:
In Assasin's Creed, when you fight the Templar at the end to show who God favors...and Richard the Lionheart sees NOTHING wrong with ONE guy being taken on by TEN!

Man, God's an unfair asshole sometimes...

My secret was damaging one a little bit, running around in a circle for 5 minutes for my health to go to full, and repeat. Took like an hour.

My theory was block & counter like a bitch

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