L4D demo end of ((no mercy chapter on expert)) 1st time I played all my team got killed by a tank I have 1HP crawling to the safe room and the director says F*** U
I get 4 foot away I look to my left and a hunter crawls around the corner I don't move it just stays there and I tap the side strife button and the f**er jumps me 4 foot away from the final safe room >_< GAME OVER

This takes me back to when I tried all of those tactics too, and after going into and obscenely huge psicotic disorder caliber .50, I decided to do the most obvous thing. Hide next to the captain in the bushes, whilst lied down, AK47 in hand, and shooting the cheddar out of whoever dared to even think about approximating our location. What happens? I survive! YES! I DO BEAT THIS GODDAMN SATANSPAWNED SECTION OF THIS SATANSPAWNED DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THIS SATANSPAWNED GAME (Not really, the rest of the game is awesome). However, once the heli arrives, and I pick up McMillan to make a dive for it, I realize (whilst being shot many more times than any human can handle) that I'm, for some reason, intaking more soviet bullets than my usual americanism can intake. So, in a stupid, stupid action of inmmatureness and spite against the game, I decide to run towards the Zakhaevians whilst yelling at the top of my now very soar voice "I'M INVICE-A-FRIKIN'-BLE, WHO DARES TAKE ME OWN NOW, BEE........ OH NO YOU JUST DIDN'T!!" from which we can assume that my incipient stupidity had led me to my inevitable death, and, subsequently, eating the gameeeeeee.
It was very yummy.

Playing FFVII as we speak.

Fighting against Safer Sephiroth.

Typing this here, whilst Super Nova is being cast... TAKES AGES.

EDIT: sixth now...

EDIT2: right after that sixth nova, Red XIII, for some utterly RETARDED reason (confu, supposedly), used my Elixir, on Sephiroth. FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

When you struggle all the way to the final encounter with Nightmare on hard in story mode on Soul Calibur 4.

Okay, so i'm not the best at pulling combo's.. no problem, i can deal.

Nightmare run - kickslides me. Can't block it, so i fall over.
Nightmare continues to run kickslide me. Okay, this seriously isn't funny. I can't hit him.
Nightmare kickslides me. I'm gonna fall off the edge soon-
Nightmare kicks- YOU know what happened.

RING-OUT!

I thought this was hard mode, where the AI pulled off incredible flashy Combo's?

Wait, what's this..

JUMPIN' JACK RABBITS! HE'S BUTTON MASHING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

pimppeter2:
The level in Jak and Daxter 2 were your in the slums district and have to escape from the police, but everytime your knocked into the water you automaticaly die

grr

Worse than that was Jak3, that stupid mission where Daxter rides the missile while you steer it to get the powerups, hit anything and BANG. The first few were easy but as the damn thing powers up it gets faster, and handles more and more like a drunken shopping trolley.

And the Other Mini game that almost made me say F You in J3 was the stupid Pac-Man rip off

NickNegral:
Oh and Prince of Persia.
All of it. There i said it. Was an abortion from the begining. WHERES MY SANDS OF TIME POWERS!

Back in the Sand of Time series. It's a different Prince with no magic dagger. Now there's some nice magic skills.

Much as I love the Jak & Daxter games, whoever was in charge of placing checkpoints clearly had never known the pain of having a half-hour's progress flushed. Garg!

Spoilers dont read if you havent finished GEARS of war 2

moving on i played coop with a friend of mine vs skorge
the bastard attacked me while i had the shotgun equipped had to chainsaw battle with a shotgun 0 _ o i lost immediately even thou i pressed fast he kung fued my ass and chainsawed me the game was really telling me F**K YOU

The biggest F**k you moment in the game I have ever had was yesterday on L4D. I was playing online w/ 3 competent Teammates, 4 decent zombies. Were on the map No Mercy(Another F*** you moment in itself, only 2 campaigns to play on). We go up the elevator on the Hostipal Skirmish, and theirs a f***ing metal trash bin directly in our path to move through the elevator.

Eventually the special Zombies and etc. Claw their way around the bin and get us for about 5 minutes until the bin evenutally (I still don't even know how it did to this day) It moves. We make a dash for it, im telling my Teammates F*** you and just running for the safe room. BUT they get a tank, The Tank spawn right by the safe room, its only me left. I get killed.

Round-5
When he go up the ladder...Guess whats on that F***ing ladder on the helipad....I could Swear that same FREAKIN trash bin...Telling us, "F*** you,"

Alpha-whatever in DOA4.

Anyone who has fought her does not need an explanation.

The first level of Deux Ex.

It shows nothing of true spirit of the game, and is just a big 'Fuck You' to any newcomers who have picked it up. It just lumps you in at the deep end, and before you know it you're wondering about getting your arse shot off by every man, woman and child.

Well, it probably has little to do with the game itself, but my big "Fuck You" moment was when I was fighting a muck hunter in Fallout 3 (about 15 minutes into the game)...and RROD'd out....and then I smelled smoke....and then had to tell my 5-year old son that we couldn't play any of the $300 worth of XBox games we just got for Christmas because some twat decided to go with the lowest bidder on hardware developement.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed - ripping off a chunk of the environment in the garbage dump level only to have the biggest chunk slap me right in the face and knock me into a puddle of my own death.

My "Fuck you" moments largely consist of liking a game, then getting absorbed and wasting hours on it to be fucking sure as hell I got every thing possible, talked to everyone, did every mission, ect (at least, as sure as I can be with out using any guides) then finally going to the end. After beating the last boss and finding out the ending is stupid, and unsatisfying... I realize all the time I poured into a game that ultimately sucked more than... well, you get the idea. That's my "Fuck you".

Or maybe playing Final Fantasy XII to the end with everything completely perfect (I used a guide with this one from time to time) when I didn't even LIKE the fucking thing. I save at the last place possible to go to work, only to come home later and find out my little brother sold the memory card.

Eight pages, and despite numerous mentions of Fallout 3 no-one has said "The last minutes"?

LornMind:
Mile High Club: Last room, six seconds to take the shot.

Panic.

Hostage killed.

This was Attempt #12

It wasn't until attempt #35-37 that I made it to the end again. -_-

Clearly inspired by the end of old, old "Operation Thunderbolt", where you get a few seconds to shoot the last terrorist who's ducking behind the pilot. Take too long or miss the (nigh-on totally impossible) shot, "THE PILOT IS DEAD! NO-ONE CAN FLY YOU TO SAFETY NOW" Entire. Game. Failed.

And let's not forget the entire month I spent on Age of Conan, a game made by Funcom which proves their company motto to be "We put the F.U. in Fun."

Garrysmod. I hate that bastard! He started once, twice, then stopped responding completely. Clientregistry.dll, Cannot load library. I hate you garrysmod 10.

This is one of my F* you moments in a game. Before the game even started

"Fuck you!" moments?
Fable 2, if you've played the game as an evil character and you choose to sacrifice your dog to bring everyone back to life at the end, they still treat you like a bastard.

Again in Fable your ongoing quest for a unique spouse leads you to the just re-awoken Lady Grey who, if you're an evil character, she will run away and hide from you for the rest of the game, hindering progress you'll ever want to make in wooing and marrying her.

And again, more Fable 2, getting hit by a Troll whilst using slow time.
I've never seen rag-doll physics like it...

Shadow of the Collossus, when Agro "dies", what a real horrible thing for the game to do.
"Haha! we killed your only friend out here!!"

That should about cover it for me.

Mass Effect one-hit kill drones that seem to respawn every time they are killed and your teammates are useless. This is on the asteroid btw, they can kill you by hitting the other side of the crate you're covering behind. Also unskippable cutscenes before a big boss fight *cough*MassEffect*cough*. Damn I hate that game.

omg my f**k u moment was when i was playing nazi zombies on cod5 and for some reason my gun blows up and i die.i mean HOW? seriosly

When i played assassins creed a glitch caused the boss that has the helmat and goes crazy shooting arrows in the air when you get near him. I ran towards him and ass i was about to stealth kill him i saw an arrow appear out of nowhere from the part of the sky that he shot at, came down and shot me in the face... i bielieve the arrow had writing saying "F*ck you." on it

x434343:
Mirror's Edge and fucking collision detection.

Mirrors Edge for me too, but mainly because if you jump off a building one step away from the edge, YOU DIE. Yet one step closer, home free. Dodgey much?

One time a buddy and me were playing champions of norath(not sure if that's correct spelling) and we were at the desert level. We were doing so well that we didn't concern ourselves with saving for a while. The the game spawns like 10 fucking mummies on my friend and I'm too far away to help, he dies, then the mummies kill me. When the game reloaded we had to start back 2 1/2 hours ago at out last save point. But we turned off the game and haven't played it until this very day.

pimppeter2:
The level in Jak and Daxter 2 were your in the slums district and have to escape from the police, but everytime your knocked into the water you automaticaly die

grr

Hoverboard, man. Hoverboard.

New one for you, Beautiful Katamari, the price for failure is to be put onto a giant pool table while your inconsiderate, overly needy, wanker of a father, The King of Cosmos rolls as many balls as he can find at you at increasingly high speed, you're running for what feels like your life while he simply gives you a long speech of how much of a useless twat you are.

If that doesn't spell "FUCK YOU!" in foot high, neon lettering then i don't know what does.

Podunk:

Waverer:
In Rule of Rose the dog Brown bugs out all too often, especially in boss battles or chases. Every one of those moments...goddamn Brown, always getting stuck in walls.

I recommend Haunting Ground, also known as the 'original', or 'good' Rule of Rose...

Noted! I'll check it out :] Thanks

BrightDeathFriend:

Sporky111:
Ive got two, first was playing GH4 on a really long song (forget which one) on the drums with a friend on guitar. He failed the song at 99%. Crash and Burn.

The second is the end of Kingdom Hearts two, I just finished the big final boss fight and felt pretty good about it. I thought I would go take on Sephiroth, cue the FUCK YOU, I need to gain like 30 more levels before I can finish him off (he actually didnt die, i mean HE IS SEPHIROTH, but you get the idea).

I know exactly what you mean! Like in the fist KH game and you go up against him in the arena. You start off by taking off two of his seemingly infinite amount of health bars and then all of a sudden he opens up a can of whoop ass on you and before you can heal he deals the final flipping blow... I couldn't believe my ps2 was still in one piece after that tbh! Lol! And on KH2 he's still a bitch to defeat! -_-

I actually managed to defeat him in KH2, but KH1 I can't get close enough to land even a bar's worth of damage. One time for KH2 Sephiroth, I actually got him down to zero life bars, and stopped, pleased and elated. However, the screen didn't slow down like it does when you win, and he quickly kicked my ass into next week. I didn't touch the game for two weeks after that. When I did manage to beat him it was like this:

1. trinity limit
2. Elixir
3. Rinse, repeat + ultima weapon to regain lost MP quicker

Still, though, he loses 50% of his hp and goes psycho on you. XD;;;; and I was already playing the game on proud mode. Fenrir and the resulting fight sequence with Cloud made it worth it, though! XD;

I was playing startopia with a friend of mine against 2 computer opponents, one hard one easy.
We destroyed the easy AI quickly and we both moved in to destroy the hard AI's base
but, even though we were flanking him and supported by more than HALF the station, the AI DESTROYED US!
To this DAY , I have no earthly idea how that happend

Sasha Janre:

BrightDeathFriend:

Sporky111:
Ive got two, first was playing GH4 on a really long song (forget which one) on the drums with a friend on guitar. He failed the song at 99%. Crash and Burn.

The second is the end of Kingdom Hearts two, I just finished the big final boss fight and felt pretty good about it. I thought I would go take on Sephiroth, cue the FUCK YOU, I need to gain like 30 more levels before I can finish him off (he actually didnt die, i mean HE IS SEPHIROTH, but you get the idea).

I know exactly what you mean! Like in the fist KH game and you go up against him in the arena. You start off by taking off two of his seemingly infinite amount of health bars and then all of a sudden he opens up a can of whoop ass on you and before you can heal he deals the final flipping blow... I couldn't believe my ps2 was still in one piece after that tbh! Lol! And on KH2 he's still a bitch to defeat! -_-

I actually managed to defeat him in KH2, but KH1 I can't get close enough to land even a bar's worth of damage. One time for KH2 Sephiroth, I actually got him down to zero life bars, and stopped, pleased and elated. However, the screen didn't slow down like it does when you win, and he quickly kicked my ass into next week. I didn't touch the game for two weeks after that. When I did manage to beat him it was like this:

1. trinity limit
2. Elixir
3. Rinse, repeat + ultima weapon to regain lost MP quicker

Still, though, he loses 50% of his hp and goes psycho on you. XD;;;; and I was already playing the game on proud mode. Fenrir and the resulting fight sequence with Cloud made it worth it, though! XD;

Lol! I would agree that it certainly seems easier to beat Sephiroth in KH2 rather than 1. A friend of mine came round, did it for me without losing any of my health and the reward...?
A bloody cutscene! And a short one at that! No great reward or unveiling of the mysteries of life, just a cutscene where they both float into the air and disappear! NO closure!
I watched the cutscenes on youtube tho. =P gave me at least some satisfaction as to know what i'd get after the battles of doom! xD

Lol ok this ones kinda stupid, but i figure its worth tellin...

I am a big fan of the megaman battle network series and i was playin bn 3 blue version for gba. well theres these little side missions u can do for xtra cash and one invovles checkin out a statue on an island. Well i went to the island and jacked into the statue like i was supposed to, i got in and there was nothing in it pertaining to my mission... i had to find a damn chip and everyone i tlked to in the statue just said stupid npc shit that doesnt matter. I was pissed cuz that was literally the last thing i had to do in the game to have beat it 100%...

Next is Dead Or Alive 4. I am also a huge fan of the series, i own and have beaten every game made including the vollyball ones, and i own the one movie they have made. (God i feel like a nerd for that...) But anyway, in DOA4 the final boss is usually Alpha 152, well when i use two ppl, cant think of which two off the top of my head, she seems to be much harder to beat.its so fucking stupid becuz after a few tries u will usually get her down to one hit and u win and she will jump on ur head and do like 3 fucking moves and win... Fucking plasma bitch....

The earliest one I can remember is when I got up to the final Freedom Guard mission in Dark Reign. I go about building a base for the final assault on the Imperium, with a fairly strong base defense for early game, fully expecting an assault.

What I get is one enemy trooper. He dies quickly. Not more than 5 seconds later my base is ripped apart by not 1, but 4 of the black hole superweapons. Right. I try again, this time building a little forward base that will receive the brunt of the superweapons, leaving my main base intact. What happened next is a little fuzzy. Either the AI, being godlike and knowing that all my important buildings weren't there attacked and destroyed the forward base and proceeded to nuke the main base, or they nuked the forward and bing godlike, reset the superweapons and then nuked the main base.

Either way, I was very upset at such unfairness. After a few more tries, I quit the game and to this day have not finished Dark Reign.

In FarCry as you come up to the final boss, you have to go through a series of corridors and atriums. These are filled with the best troopers. These troopers are equipped with a bulletproof shield they can deploy in front of them. They can still move with the shield deployed and have a P90 with which they can fire around the bullet proof shield. The best way to defeat them is to flank them and shoot them from behind. Problem is, being corridors, there are no ways to get behind them. You never have enough ammo (it takes at least on magazine per guy, and there are about 5-6 per room) or explosives to deal with them. Even using a mod that ups the weapon damage and reduced enemy HP to something decent couldn't take these guys, so it was cheats for me.

I'm sure we've all had a moment in a game that goes like this:
Gamer: I don't wanna go that way.
Game: Well, you have to.
Gamer: That way is quite obviously a trap that will fill me hot lead and death.
Game: Well, there is no other way.
Gamer: You sure?
Game: Definately.
Gamer: FUUUUU.....

KH/KH2:Sephiroth,need i say more?

Three words: Catch Up Logic.

Sports games every once in awhile just up and decide "you are not winning this game", and all you can do is try to kill as much clock as possible when it happens in hopes that the computer won't erase the deficit before time runs out. If the AI's cheating from the opening tip, just sit back and try to laugh.

handofpwn:

Danzorz:

handofpwn:
In assassins creed in the middle district of acre at the port I went to the viewpoint that is on an island and took the leap of faith down. Only to repeatedly die because the fucker altair doesnt know how to swim and the AI kept fucking throwing me into the goddamn water. At first I was going to stop playing, but then it got to be a personal vendetta. Me vs. the game.

Who won?

I did. After about ten deaths. I was finally able to kill five with a sword and kill the other five by throwing them in the water (thank god they cant swim either). Needless to say I shut the game off and was stil terribly pissed for about 30 minutes even though I had won.

I feel your pain. To see a skilled assassin killed by a drunk is too painful for words.