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Axolotl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

Chaos Wars.

Dear god....what the fuck was that.....

Omega87
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Dkozza:

actually i take that back. Assassin's creed.

Just to refresh some memories for you. "NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE! JUST A FEW COINS PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NOTHING! PLEASE!"

Omg don't even do that in jest. I can hear it ringing inside my head just reading those words. AAAAAAAAAAAAH

I started stabbing them after about the 3rd one, Sync be damned

Eddy the Teddy
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Puzzle Quest for the PC. The intro. It sounds like the developers hired the janitor to do the narrative - in as goofy voice as possible. It's so bloody cheesy. The first time I heard it - I was like - erm... what is this - the Muppet Show?

Whobajube
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Axolotl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

Chaos Wars.

Dear god....what the fuck was that.....

Oh my... those can't be the real dubbed voices... they just can't be. Those are pretty bad, haha.

DeadlyYellow
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miracleofsound:
sheogorath.

Still preferred over Sanguine!

Yeah, Bethesda's voice acting....bleh. Oblivion and Fallout 3, both had rather stoic voice acting. It's what ruins the 'emotional' moments they try to include.

Eddy the Teddy
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I added the sound file for the Puzzle Quest intro - it's hilarious. Really really cheezy.

http://rapidshare.com/files/180435358/Act_1_Intro.wav

Axolotl
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Whobajube:

-Seraph-:

Dear god....what the fuck was that.....

Oh my... those can't be the real dubbed voices... they just can't be. Those are pretty bad, haha.

From what I can find (I've seen the clip in multiple places), they are the actual voices for the English dub.

And it is the worst voice acting of all time.

Typhusoid
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I know the searc functin is an epic fail, and that its not really worth pointing out, but this has bindun before. By me

Typhusoid
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I know the searc functin is an epic fail, and that its not really worth pointing out, but this has bindun before. By me

zachatree
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Any JRPG specifically the weird squeaky little boy/girl commanders that every game has

mcx
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As i mentioned in the Deus Ex 2 thread: Alex Dentons (male) voice. It sounds so wrong and I just hate it.

vivadelkitty
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Shadow the Hedgehog. For a game series that had mediocre voice acting at best, they actually managed to make every single character sound like they had been smoking heavily since the last game and had their vocal cords run through a woodchipper before being reinserted into their throats

willard3
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At the risk of inflaming fanboys, David Hayter as the voice of Solid Snake is downright wooden and painful to listen to. I'm sorry, but Hayter is a screenwriter, not a voice actor. (He wrote the first two X-men movies and most of the screenplay for Watchmen...booyah trivia!)

Pyronox
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Dkozza:
Fable 2 with the generic villagers. Either its constantly 'generic scream 1' or 'wow you're a hero' drilling into my brain constantly...

actually i take that back. Assassin's creed.

Just to refresh some memories for you. "NO! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE! JUST A FEW COINS PLEASE! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NOTHING! PLEASE!"

Actually, AC had GOOD voice acting. Beggars were really annoying on purpose as a challenge not to get caught.

The only problem I saw in AC was that there were two beggar women voices and like 4-5 voices for townsfolk for each town.

For a game with THOUSANDS of NPC's, I'd say it's acceptable.

EDIT: But I have to say Oblivion was pretty bad. Except Sheogorath, who fit the bill perfectly for the psycho madman.

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Hankage
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Axolotl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

Chaos Wars.

That's probably the most apathetic voice acting I've ever heard. It's like they literally don't care.

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tickle
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I think MGS1 when you die and you get the Colenel screaming "Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!?" man that did it for me

GothmogII
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ceeqanguel:
Any game featuring a french speaker: They never have actually asked for a REAL french-speaking with a REAL french-sounding accent. All we get are stereotypes of nationalities.

Anime is notorious for that too: the best example is the cartoon Zero no tsukaima: the world is supposed to speak french, you can see everything "written" has more grammar faults than a 5 year old, and the main character: Louise, pronounces her own name "loui-SEUH!!!".

You'd think anyone making games or cartoons must have a bit of budget to hire any linguist to double-check these things.

Well...Onimusha 3 had Jean Reno, he did pretty good, though he is a native speaker after all.

But the absolute -awful- bit is about a few minutes after his first section in the game...they give Jean Reno's character the most horrendous english dub! I didn't get it! The man can speak perfectly good english! Why dub it? I guess...maybe he only signed on for those few french lines...but it's a shame.

Yegargeburble
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manicfoot:

Yegargeburble:

manicfoot:
RE 1 is definately the worst for me. Anything involving laughter in FFX is painful to watch too. I have to mention max payne. The main character is fine but I absolutely cannot stand the whiney sound enemies make when they die. A really nasal "AAUUUUUUGGGGHHH :("

On the subject of Max Payne, I think I heard a few enemies shout "My spleen!" before dying. This may be because I had been playing it at around 3 am and was on the verge of falling asleep while playing.

Heh, well I've not played the game all of the way through so you could be right. They do say "my spleen!" in No More Heroes though. Maybe Suda has you tapped :P

That's what it was! Sorry, early in the mornings, all the sounds in games I play kind of blend together

mattttherman3
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Spiderman Web of Shadows, the game was fun but spidermans voice acting alone made me sick

Railu
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Axolotl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

Chaos Wars.

Owww... that caused me physical pain. That's not real, right? That HAS to be someone just dubbing over the real voice audio, right?

quickpaw
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I always thought the voice acting on zelda games was awful, sorry couldn't resist.

In honesty I felt that age of empires later attempts at voice acting were unbearably bad.

Erana
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As bad as the old Godzilla dubs

Contents: Legend of Dragoon spoilers.

*Explodes with laughter from Shana's voice acting*
Ahhh...

forever saturday
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sonic and the secret rings. that game sucked by itself, and then they had the characters talk like the characters in a show aimed at children. actually any sonic game with voice acting. and any show aimed at children. its probably cuz kids just dont notice or care. for another non video game example, pretty much any dub of any shonen anime. but the worst voice acting ive ever seen ever comes from the animated version of the webcomic vg cats. the whole video sucked on various flavours of arse but the voices were just horrible. actors who obviously didnt care and random pauses in the conversation. no wonder they havent made any more in three years. and one thing i have noticed that people complain about is assassins creed, and how altair had an american accent. i think that its possibly justified by the animus. when you think about it, its not like altair as himself, more like desmond as altair. and desmond is american, so yeah. its a little wierd that some characters have regionally correct accents and some have british accents, but that always happens.

Baiting-Master
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It just seems to me that people are coming up with games for the sake of contributing to this discussion. I find it hard to believe that nobody has mentioned...

SHENMU 1 and 2

If you can find worse voice acting, i will give you my girlfriend for the night, peace

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StickManRampage
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Armed and dangerous.... Just plain bad

Axolotl
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Railu:

Axolotl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

Chaos Wars.

Owww... that caused me physical pain. That's not real, right? That HAS to be someone just dubbing over the real voice audio, right?

No, it's the real deal.

Nick2121
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Final Fantasy 10: its not so much poor voices as sounding artificial with sheeeee-ite timing. I can cleary remember 1 scene in which Yuna is speaking and there is a clear 2 seconds or so before she says "Y'know!" to end the sentence, as if the voice actor had to look back down at the script >,>.
or
The world ends with you - you only really hear the voices in the end of the main story, but during play its mostly grunts and "comic" speech effects with the occasional "Your Zetta slow" thrown in whilst talking to your Math-fetishist enemy. In the epilogue though, I honestly thought Joshuas voice was done by a 12 year old girl on Helium, turns out its done by a boy though 0_o.

**note: I love these games - aside from these flaws

Nick2121
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O

Drakstern:
How has Shadow Hearts 1 not been mentioned yet? The game was great, and most of the voice acting was just mediocre, but relatively early in the game, you meet the horror of...

SEA MOTHER.

WORST.

VOICE.

ACTING.

EVER.

Watch at your own risk.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9R-SSUXiL8

Oh God, Ive completed both of them; but I completely forgot about most of it
especially this bit :L This was definitely the scariest part of any video game I have ever encountered - and that includes playing half life back in the days when i was like 7 [Scary Headcrabs ]:0 >

NezumiiroKitsune
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HardRockSamurai:
It was like having a drill bore into my head while listening to a retarded kitten trying to recite Shakespeare in french.

And with that youve made my day, bloody hilarious.

Dkozza
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(too many people quoted my post about Ass. Creed beggars so i'll just post it here.)

All i'm saying is that the beggars are annoying enough with their constant getting in your way and accidentally assassinating them instead of your target. A few more lines would be better seeing how they stalk you like hawks. Other townsfolk's dialog seems to be always fresh because of the free run system you're never there to hear a full conversation. /rant

Altair's voice is one huge downfall on the game's brilliant success. Why would a guy living in the ancient Israel area have an American accent? Every other character is done perfectly (except for beggars). /rant

To conclude, I will rant on about lepers in the game. I know that they're there to annoy you but sometimes they become too annoying. Here's some examples:

Case Study 1: Two lepers decided to bully me by pushing me into each other. By this I mean that leper A pushed me into leper B, then he pushed me back into leper A. This kept on going for 10 minutes as I struggled to free myself. Once I got away a templar attacked me and killed me.

Case Study 2: On the Assassination mission where you are at the docks, after numerous tries of getting to the boat without being discovered (and failing), I found the logical path to go on. However, there are lepers everywhere. I try to run past them but each time I do they push me in the water. My only option is to grab them and throw them in the ocean, which alerts the guards, thus ending a stealthy assassination.

Case Study 3: When i'm about to pull off a perfect stealth assassination on my target, a leper pushes me into him, causing him to take of 4 bars of synch in a single blow. Thanks leper!

And now my rant is ended.

zachatree
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ohohoh got a new one! Deus Ex. Great game, bad voices.

Rick James
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The voice acting in Final Fantasy X was pretty terrible, but so was the story and everything else about that game.

Homeworld 2 comes close, with everyone sounding utterly wooden and emotionless.

JMeganSnow
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Ionami:

The_Deleted:
Oblivion was pretty poor in as much as it was the same 3 actors doing hundreds of voices.

That doesn't make bad voice acting, that makes a lack of voice actors... that's too different complaints.

Two Worlds from what I understand has terrible voice acting.

From what I saw, the writing in that game was infinitely worse than the voice acting. Hello, people writing uncreative medieval-esque fantasy games! "MAYHAP" is no longer common usage in the English language and should not be used! AND FOR GOODNESS SAKE DON'T USE IT EVERY SINGLE TIME THE CHARACTERS WOULD OTHERWISE SAY "MAYBE" OR "PERHAPS" OR "COULD BE" OR "HAPPEN".

SwiftFlux
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HardRockSamurai:
The voice acting in the original Resident Evil for the Playstation was downright atrocious. It was like having a drill bore into my head while listening to a retarded kitten trying to recite Shakespeare in french.

Right when I saw the thread title I immediately thought back to RE1 because in plain fact it's so true. RE2 was barely any better, but by RE3 they almost caught on.

JMeganSnow
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Dkozza:
Why would a guy living in the ancient Israel area have an American accent?

Um, but why would a whole bunch of people supposedly living in ancient Israel SPEAK ENGLISH?!

The use of supposedly appropriate accents as a substitute for speaking the actual language drives me insane, like the old movies that would randomly insert German words into a movie in order to show that everyone is actually speaking German. We were *already* pretending that they were speaking German. All this does is make Germans look like stupid people who cling to dopey bits of culture. It insults everyone involved. :P

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