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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | If anyone has a old account that they for some reason remember and don't mind for the benefit of gaming kind loan it towards my research? |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 469 Joined: 18 Oct 2008     | I played the tutorial part. 5 minutes after that, I was bored senseless. I just don't understand this games appeal. |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 8 Jan 2009     | Same here, i tried it out once while the wow servers were down, it wasn't actually very fun |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | Hahaha! I'm almost sad to say it I just saw a "epic" cinematic in-game and a Wrathgate cinematic it is not it basically involves some random chappy by the name of "wally" doing a dance routine then going on about being the greatest demon slayer. |
Muckraker  Posts: 227 Joined: 8 Jan 2009     |
Seems like you're getting sucked back into the game? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
I know I considered suicide but I figured just ending today's installment would work too and with that join me next time as I disjointedly rant about random crap in Runescape (and the fact that no one speaks english anymore in the goddamn so my teaching plan fails right off the bat) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1705 Joined: 13 Jul 2008    | Looks like someone is trying to go gonzo. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
Do you mean the multiple posts are the pointless-ass threads? both are valid but I'm really just doing this for the same reason I started playing- shits and giggles |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 933 Joined: 7 Jan 2008  | You either like Runescape, or you hate Runescape. The major difference between members of both catagory is that those in the former are rich and have high skill levels, and those in the latter are poor and have low skill levels. I'm not saying this is true in all cases, but I've noticed it very frequently. I had (and still have, I guess) a Runescape account, which was actually pretty good. However I became bored with it after grinding for too long. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 10 Aug 2008  | Just today there was this new commercial on the TV: "NOW: The mos immersive game of Holland. (yes, of Holland, apparently...) With unparalleled combat. Astounishing graphics." and so on and so on, all that while showing some flashy CG stuff. Until: "RUNESCAPE." ... I almost threw the remote through the screen. And the wall behind it. Seriously, they showed nothing of the actual game, only some flashy movies. Somehow they even managed to hire the VOICE. You know who I mean, the guy who can say the most simple sentence CAPITALIZED. Every language has one, and it is always the same guy. I have yet to meet the first person to talk like that. (If I do find one such person, I shall proceed to remove his vocal chords, and take them as my own. "Would you like a cup of tea?" "YES, PLEASE.") Anyway, I don't call those flashy CGs a 'marketing' strategy anymore, I call it a 'show the customer some totally irrelevant flashy stuff, to mask that our product is a hot, steamy pile of elephant dung' strategy, and it's a bad one at that. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
Immersive, has anyone told them the bronze bars make me hungry because they look like Cadbury's? or the fact they break the fourth wall so much there needs to be a freaking revolving door or something. |
Muckraker  Posts: 326 Joined: 29 Mar 2008  | My friend has turned his back on us once more to revert back to the sluggish pointless mire of inane tedium that is RS. He managed to reach level 56 in less than a week, and god knows what hes doing now. The utter garbage he spouts now is painful, ranting about the most ridiculous things and spending hundreds of hours crafting "runes", so he can train his magic to do something else so contrived and mind numbing that I think he may actually be brain dead. I think I can reiterate something he did. He had to kill 300 of these... ghost... skeleton things... to tell a guy he did it... then he had to kill 500 of these firey imp things... to tell the guy... who would then give him a cape. The cape didnt actually do anything, something about a slayer award O.o It took him 8 hours to get a cape that did nothing, and couldnt be traded. The entire game is asinine rubbish and should be put out of its misery so he can return to 3 way DoW with us. Seriously, giving up DoW and Falout 3 for RS. Oh RS your intoxicating nature of vile unprecidented addictive simplicty. I myself spent 3 monthes stealing cups of tea, stacking said cups in such a way that it made me be able to carry them in stacks of hundreds. Urgh. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 |
And thus I proceeded to find one such 'Cadbury Bronze', the results are... *drum roll* Man, that thing really does look tasty, even with it's amazing three colours. (*Gasp* he spelled it with a 'u'!) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 194 Joined: 11 Apr 2008 | I dedicated 2 weeks to trolling YouTube's runescape videos, I got some interesting replies. From blitlegend From iPodGuyDK I also got banned from 2 unofficial runescape communities for excessive trolling. Making fun of the people who played the game was more fun than playing the actual game. |
Muckraker Posts: 326 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 |
Scraping the mould off a hippys feet with your teeth is more fun than RS... |
Muckraker  Posts: 228 Joined: 1 Jan 2009    | i played rune scape for about thirty seconds and then wished i had a gun to blow my brains out but my friend is a constant player hes 25 on the leader board |
Muckraker  Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008  | Runescape isn't my cup of tea, but I know people who enjoy it (my mother) I don't see why people hate it. (I just don't like MMOs really. Kingdom Under Fire : 2 might change my mind)
Seriously dude, get a life. That's really lame. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 10 Aug 2008 |
I certainly wouldn't go as far as assassinating anyone, (intriguing how an assassin has two asses... Sorry, mind's wandering off again...) but I do think it would be best if this Runescape dies out as soon as possible... Preferably in the next... 12 seconds or so... anyway, just let them realize what they have been doing, and quit it. Runescape player: "I feel dirty..." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1782 Joined: 13 Sep 2008    | Once upon a time, when the moon was blue, the planets were aligned in a mystical order and Combined was down on his luck, he joined a game called "Runescape". He spent days, nights, working, grinding, finishing quests, until his character rose to power above many others. However, his brethren in the Civil Protection visited him. They were so concerned, that they beat him with stun-sticks and dragged him off to Nova Prospekt. There, Combined was turned from a nearly-human ...thing to a true Combine Officer. While most of his character remained intact, Combined would never again be addicted to anything. And thus, Combined was saved from a fate worse than WoW. The moral of this story? Always have friends that will help you with addictions. (By beating you senseless and dragging you to Nova Prospekt.) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 393 Joined: 7 Feb 2008   |
Starting to sound like a really lame scam thread now. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
I..R..O..N..Y |
Press Junketeer Posts: 393 Joined: 7 Feb 2008 |
I honestly don't know what you mean with that. |
Muckraker  Posts: 291 Joined: 28 Aug 2008   | Ah, Runescape. I was never fond of you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
It's irony because I'm pulling the same shit most players do, I just wanted to see if anyone was serious, good thing escapees are smarter then 7-8 yr olds. Everyone else passes: A+ |
Beat Writer Posts: 194 Joined: 11 Apr 2008 |
I do have a "life", and whats wrong with doing something to get reactions? |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 871 Joined: 4 Jun 2008     | oh god so many horrible memories that game sucks and it is a mockery to the gaming community |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
While I agree my forumitical correctness tells me to say that is called being a troll, also a troll without a cool jamaican/cuban accent(WoW joke) is even worse.
Yup but now we have our revenge by the ability to sneer evily at them behind their backs, but remember that is the future gamers which I think can only = the Apocalpyse |
Muckraker Posts: 268 Joined: 12 Dec 2008 |
Besides that fact of how extremely immature it is? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1042 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | I've played runescape on and off for years. It just seems to get shittier and shittier every time I go back to it but my account is still on there just because sometimes I play it for a few minutes to remind myself why I stopped playing it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1013 Joined: 8 Jan 2009    | I played ruinscape once and if I recall I started vomiting. Mainly due to the annoyance of 12 year old's.Though that does remind me of the time I saw two 12 year olds get in a fist fight at the library over who gets the computer. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1284 Joined: 29 Jun 2008    | I went there...ten of us...I still hear the sound of the combat every time I wake up in a cold sweat..."pwu" "pwuck" "pwu" "pwuk" THE HORROR! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 | So today readers I'm going to attempt to make some "friends" and see what is considered proper interaction nowadays in the wild world of Runescape, I fear this may be the most brain numbing of all my tasks yet but I am determined to find out the truth! (man this reporter/mockumentaryist stuff gets hard after a while.) |
Muckraker  Posts: 300 Joined: 29 Dec 2008  | Uhhhhhh Hold The Hit Button The The Monna Dies? :D |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2581 Joined: 6 Sep 2008 |
what? |
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I fear my research may be all for naught, my attempts at talking have ended in blank looks most of the possibly not able to comprehend what it is I'm saying. I fear this may be the end of an possibly gaming world important investigation. :(