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Eggo
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/7650/

Minimum: Windows XP*, 33MHz 386, 4MB RAM, 520KB Free Disk Space, DirectX 6.1 or later.

You must have a mouse attached to the computer. (We mean the input device; please do not glue or staple helpless little animals to the keyboard.) The mouse driver must be Microsoft mouse version 8.01 or higher or something fully compatible with this.

Michael_McCloud
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Eggo:

But... It's a hamster...

Isaac Dodgson
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Michael_McCloud:

Eggo:

But... It's a hamster...

But it's dare i say, adorable none the less?

Eggo
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Michael_McCloud:
But... It's a hamster...

So that's like Linux, right?

Isaac Dodgson
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Eggo:

Michael_McCloud:
But... It's a hamster...

So that's like Linux, right?

No that's Mac, a gerbil is Linux

Michael_McCloud
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Isaac Dodgson:

Michael_McCloud:

Eggo:

But... It's a hamster...

But it's dare i say, adorable none the less?

That it is.

Grr, I hate my love of the cute sometimes... Things should not be allowed to be as adorable as they sometimes are. Hamsters and Pikachu fall into this category.

Anywho, I'm off topic.

CrafterMan
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Hahaha awesome, I'm buying it.

TaborMallory
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Gotta love Steam :P

Isaac Dodgson
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Michael_McCloud:
That it is.

Grr, I hate my love of the cute sometimes... Things should not be allowed to be as adorable as they sometimes are. Hamsters and Pikachu fall into this category.

Anywho, I'm off topic.

Ugh, no at the risk of staying off topic, Pikachu is NOT cute...He's an annoying little hellspawn who should be burned at the stake...

nilcypher
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Michael_McCloud:

Eggo:

But... It's a hamster...

That was my initial reaction, took me a second to get the joke.

Madnezz
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Isaac Dodgson:
No that's Mac, a gerbil is Linux

Wait, if the gerbil is Linux, then what's the penguin?

EDIT: However, the fact that Valve put the warning up there is probably because someone already glued/stapled a mouse to their PC...

Isaac Dodgson
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Madnezz:
Wait, if the gerbil is Linux, then what's the penguin?

... You've obviously missed the joke...

Madnezz
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That I have.

Codgo
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Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

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JMeganSnow
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Codgo:
Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

We do, they're just not posted anywhere anyone can read them.

SuperFriendBFG
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JMeganSnow:

Codgo:
Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

We do, they're just not posted anywhere anyone can read them.

Yeah women are all vague and shit about what they like.

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JMeganSnow:

Codgo:
Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

We do, they're just not posted anywhere anyone can read them.

Its filed on a computer with a number of malignant trojans - thats why its constantly changing and always unreadable.

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Jandau
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JMeganSnow:

Codgo:
Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

We do, they're just not posted anywhere anyone can read them.

Can you imagine how much easier life would be for yourself and us if you'd just keep them posted in a easily accessible location? ;)

And yes, the hamster is adorable. My first thought upon reading the post was "What chain of events led to someone including that line in the system requirements?"...

Codgo
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JMeganSnow:

Codgo:
Its a shame woman don't have minimum requirements, would make life alot more fun.

We do, they're just not posted anywhere anyone can read them.

They remind me of the CIA with how much they give us misinformation if you exclude the assassination, drug trafficking, murder of civilians and Coup d'état of other peoples goverments.

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JMeganSnow
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Jandau:

Can you imagine how much easier life would be for yourself and us if you'd just keep them posted in a easily accessible location? ;)

What makes you think that we're interested in making anyone's lives easier?

Jandau
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JMeganSnow:

Jandau:

Can you imagine how much easier life would be for yourself and us if you'd just keep them posted in a easily accessible location? ;)

What makes you think that we're interested in making anyone's lives easier?

Don't get me started, it would derail the thread too far. :)

Danzorz
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I have a system better than that *PRIDE*

But I have a question. would the system be able to support hamsters? It seems my system doesn't work with my pet hamster. I mean, i slide him around on my desk but the cursor doesn't work. Do I have the wrong kind of hamster? Do i need to upgrade mine?

ninjablu
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Danzorz:
I have a system better than that *PRIDE*

But I have a question. would the system be able to support hamsters? It seems my system doesn't work with my pet hamster. I mean, i slide him around on my desk but the cursor doesn't work. Do I have the wrong kind of hamster? Do i need to upgrade mine?

No, you need to buy some wheels. And a lot more hamsters.
They're the power source.

And Jmegan: If you're not interested in making human life easier, than I say bah to you! Forward in the name of progress!

Sketchy
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Hahahahaha. Cordless mouse... Classic.
Those are some STEEP requirements though.
Time for an upgrade I should think.

Dommyboy
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Jeez, and I thought GTA 4 had tough requirements.

Ronwue
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Well, it would be tough if it went like this.

Minimum: Windows XP*, 33MHz 386, 4MB RAM, 520KB Free Disk Space, DirectX 6.1 or later.

You must have a mouse attached to the computer. (We mean the rodent, not the input device.) The mouse driver must be Microsoft mouse version 8.01 or higher or something fully compatible with this.

The Great Fa
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I lol'd in my pants.

System requirements though, man. Let's make some ugly friendless games with hearts of gold instead of dolled up popular games that are actually total bitches.

Iampringles
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Isaac Dodgson:

Ugh, no at the risk of staying off topic, Pikachu is NOT cute...He's an annoying little hellspawn who should be burned at the stake...

At the risk of continuing to stay off topic, I find your desire to burn an electric mouse horrifying. Pikachu's cuteness is debateable, but he is a loyal friend and does in no way deserve incineration.

Michael_McCloud
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Isaac Dodgson:

Michael_McCloud:
That it is.

Grr, I hate my love of the cute sometimes... Things should not be allowed to be as adorable as they sometimes are. Hamsters and Pikachu fall into this category.

Anywho, I'm off topic.

Ugh, no at the risk of staying off topic, Pikachu is NOT cute...He's an annoying little hellspawn who should be burned at the stake...

Blasphemy. Electrocute the nonbeliever. *sticks out tongue*

 
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