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Muckraker  Posts: 280 Joined: 7 Feb 2008     | |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 383 Joined: 18 Jan 2008    | What is a man? but a miserable pile of secrets. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1648 Joined: 26 Nov 2008     | LIES! What is a man!? Is historic. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 767 Joined: 4 Sep 2008    | HK-47. Anything with Meatbags. 'Nuf said. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 599 Joined: 31 Jul 2008     | Resident Evil. Enough said. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1054 Joined: 14 Dec 2007    | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1129 Joined: 11 Dec 2007   |
this is hilarious, considering the voice actor hit puberty during his emotional scene. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2621 Joined: 27 Aug 2008   | Almost anything in Painkiller's cutscenes. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 157 Joined: 12 Jan 2009    | That was funny as hell, "LIIIIIIGHT!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3301 Joined: 1 Nov 2007     | Hahaha, that game looks so, so bad. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4978 Joined: 3 Jan 2009  | Pretty much everything in the devil may cry games was horribly overacted and unintentionally hilarious. But that was only part of the reason I got bored of dmc 4 halfway through and brought it back to the shop... Anyway... my choice has to go to this classic moment from gears 2... spoiler ahead... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4978 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
It truly is awful, the unlikeable ass of a protagonist has Eminem levels of tourettes and it's even worse to play. Most broken control scheme I've ever handled. Not fun trying to swing a flaming chair into a demon with the right stick. |
King of the Yetis  Posts: 2539 Joined: 15 Jul 2008 |
Beautiful choice man. I laughed at that one when it popped up. Other choices include. "WHERE'S MY WIFE!?" "Argh! I've lost her again!" *Punches car* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4978 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 | lol yeah that was good... poor old unintentionally funny dom... 'I'll just shoot you in your asses!!!' the first gears had some classics too... 'You're just in time' 'We have visual on your location' 'YEAH!! WOO!! BRING IT ON SUCKA!! THATS MY KINDA SHIT!!!' |
BANNED  Posts: 2340 Joined: 27 May 2008  | Best part in Gears of War 2 is the classic 'WHOAAAAAAA!' moment as the giant worm is about to eat the chopper. User was banned for: [NEW SCREENIES]Prototype [HOLY SHIT]. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1346 Joined: 22 Aug 2008   | Resident Evil 4: Leon: "Where's everyone going?.... Bingo?" *swish of the hair in ultimate cool shampoo commercial way* |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2019 Joined: 25 Jun 2008 | Definitely The Man Festival from Shadow Hearts:Covenant. Although I don't think it's trying to be serious melodrama. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 150 Joined: 12 Mar 2008   |
It's not that bad, I liked it. And honestly he doesn't swear as much as people say. The control scheme, whilst fiddly, is not broken either. I managed to complete the game with it. If it was TRULY broken it would be literally unplayable. Not unplayable as in "I don't like this so won't play it." |
Muckraker  Posts: 286 Joined: 11 Jan 2009 |
I'm laughing so hard now! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2174 Joined: 2 Aug 2006    | The OP probably should have called this thread, "Capcom's cutscenes are side-splittingly ridiculous." Whether it's Devil May Cry, Resident Evil, or Lost Planet, it seems they've lost something in the translation. (We probably should keep our gaffaws down though, lest Capcom deny us the gaming excellence that is outside the cutscenes.) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1407 Joined: 16 Dec 2008 | tales of symphonia 2 because the voice acting is terrible, same with spiderman web of shadows |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 413 Joined: 6 Dec 2007  |
Poor Barry has the absolute worst lines... "Perhaps you, the master of unlocking..." |
Beat Writer  Posts: 141 Joined: 4 Feb 2008  | My dad walked in on me when this scene was playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU8-e-C4Uy0 i don't think i've ever been more humiliated |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 518 Joined: 15 Dec 2007 | I can't remember the game. It was from a german company about vampires. There was a roof scene where I'm learning about other vampires that exist when suddenly the girl runs away and jumps off the roof while the dialogue is still playing and is fighting bad guys on the ground. |
Muckraker  Posts: 294 Joined: 20 Aug 2008  | Jean Reno crying out his son's name about 10 000 times during the ending of Onimusha 3 was cringeworthy as well...oh wait, that's another Capcom one, isn't it?:) (Bonus points however for the way he dispatched the snivelling little villain sidekick with that whip of his...even though it wasn't that graphical, I always got the impression that he basically flayed him. Pretty badass.) |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 884 Joined: 19 Sep 2008    | Probably every emotional moment in every JRPG. They are always cringe-worthy. I can't even think of individual ones because they all meld into each other with cheesy abandon. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 89 Joined: 27 Dec 2008   | Meet me in room 107 at ten 'o clock. Or whatever that nutter that shoots himself in the head in Alone In The Dark says. Fucking hilarious. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 476 Joined: 8 Apr 2008   | Any Sonic Adventure Scenes, Any |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 689 Joined: 16 May 2008   | How about Otacon's 20 minute breakdown in Metal Gear Solid 2? I mean sure, it was meant to be sad but at about the point where he started going on about sleeping with Emma's mom, I actually started laughing and saying. Then I got kind of annoyed, like "I was told there was a game somewhere." Gotta love Hideo Kojima. Why use 10 words when 1000 will do just fine... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1013 Joined: 8 Jan 2009  |
Totally. I remember that I was yelling at my TV to grow a pair and shut-up. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 13 Jan 2009 | Oh god, did anyone else play Lost Odyssey? Well that one had a scene where you meet up with your long lost love and the horrible dialog combined with your lover's ridiculously low cut dress ruined that game for me. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 404 Joined: 18 Sep 2008  | Don't know if it fully counts here but... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO3MttgvHUY METAL BOXES!!!! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 959 Joined: 1 Jan 2009  | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU0iDUZvIAQ&feature=related <------- Well this is the funniest in Anime at least. Heres Metal Gear SOlid 2 to count as melodrama in games Fucking hate Rose |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 675 Joined: 16 Aug 2008 | Anything from Kingdom Hearts. I love that game, but it's so, so lame. Gears 2 is also pretty bad for scenes like this. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 768 Joined: 9 Apr 2008 |
That was pretty much the only thing that I didn't like about the DOW games, the chaos and eldar voice acting made me cringe. |
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What are some of the worst or funniest cutscenes you can remember when a game was trying to be serious? It could be because of glitches, camera angles, bad gameplay/story, or just bad voice acting? For the dejanazi's: I think there's a topic on just general scenes, but nothing on drama.
I guess I'll start with the (in)famous LIGHT! scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ddOyvnh6o