For me, its usually a sound rendition of "oh balls"
edit: are the grammar nazis happy now? :P

FUCK NO! NO! HOW THE FUCK! COME ON, HOW THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CHEATING BITCH!!!!!!!!!

...I need to work on my anger issues.

STUPID FUCKING LAG!!

then I smash the keyboard, and throw the tele out of the window, gaming is an expensive hobby for me.

If I get killed by the same thing over and over again, I literally emit a demonic roar that makes my dog jump, or I call my TV a piece of shit and throw the remote at it.

Depends on the situation. Are we talking about an online deathmatch here, playing a single player game, or what?

Drat...

geldonyetich:
Depends on the situation. Are we talking about an online deathmatch here, playing a single player game, or what?

any, whatever is most amusing to us here :)

well number one, the you in the title should be capitalised and second i usualy say''Cheater!! MOTHER FUCKING CHEATER!!!!!''

"How far is the nearest graveyard?"

"Fuck you Leeroy"

depends what im playing tbh.
been playing feeding frenzy lately and i tend to swear at the fish because they appear out of nowhere *rage*

if I'm playing BF2, then first I'll instictivly look to the top right to see what weapon it was..If i dare read the letters "PKM" shit hits the fan, and I sometimes throw my mouse at my friend (or wall if He's not there) and yell "FUCKING PKM WHORE!"... In extreme cases when he is in university in New Brunswick, I'll seriously call him across the country to tell him he's a bastard.

"Buggernuggets."

Sometimes "Buggernuts."

spuddyt:

geldonyetich:
Depends on the situation. Are we talking about an online deathmatch here, playing a single player game, or what?

any, whatever is most amusing to us here :)

In most cases, I don't shout anything -- hey, I've played more than enough games to work that out of my system (a good incentive for learning temper control is that broken equipment costs money to replace).

However, every once in awhile a game gets under my skin by doing something cheesy to kill me off. Invisible death walls. One shot kills coming out of nowhere. Something like that. In which case, I'll probably just mutter something like, "Oh, you son-of-a-bitch" and reach for the quickload key.

For online games, I don't bitch and moan if somebody beat me. Sure, they might be cheating, but I don't know that for sure. If I did, I wouldn't be whining, I would have left the server already. Usually, I can hold my own in any FPS firefight, even in a game I'm relatively new at up against pros, and I chalk any deaths up as being learning experiences at best, inevitable faults of crappy design at worst.

LLEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYYYYY!
or
Goddamn Raccoons...

"Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!" (TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE)

Or if I'm in a bad mood "Well, I know where you are now... I'm a comin!"

"Ooh! Haha! You little skallywag. You got me good there. I applaud your skills and take my defeat with honor."

You see, I'm a role model when it comes to dying in online games.

Depends on the game, situation and my mood at the time, but my personal favorite has to be 'Don't make me put a Jihad on you!' (I was playing CoD4 at the time...we thought it was very funny).

Mariena:
"Ooh! Haha! You little skallywag. You got me good there. I applaud your skills and take my defeat with honor."

You see, I'm a role model when it comes to dying in online games.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO SAY ALL THAT

"Ffffffuck."
"Shit!"
"What the fuck was that?!" (during cheap death)
"What a pile of Communism!" (during cheap death)
"Great. I fucking suck now."

... and so on.

BOLLOX!

Nothing i just go aw man in a calm voice no rage problems over here :)

RPG NOOB!!!

.....mulligan.....

GAH! Fuckin matches! Always in here!

Eddie Izzard reference.

'MO FO' just like that,

If it was death by another player 'I hate you!' in the same accent as the female character from Kung Fu Chaos, 'My blade liiikes you!'

Crap

lollipopz:

Mariena:
"Ooh! Haha! You little skallywag. You got me good there. I applaud your skills and take my defeat with honor."

You see, I'm a role model when it comes to dying in online games.

HOW DO YOU HAVE TIME TO SAY ALL THAT

You'd be surprised. I hear long stuff like that in Gears2 and TF2.
EDIT

Aarrgh, oh shit!
Or make a noise like I've just been wounded. It's always nice to add effect.

B... How.... G... WHEN I HIT JUMP, YOU JUMP [insert character here] DAMNIT!

"Jane you ignorant slut!"

"At least I'm not being charged the price of the bullet!"

"Once you turn around you'll know why I deserved that!"(Gets 'em everytime)

Or my favorite "Shennanigans!"

I normally yell "BONK!!!" but sometimes...sometimes I yell "BOINK!!!"

"Who did this?" or "But you are my quest!"

Both references to the legendary Nobunaga.

Usally something rather silly like 'CuntBollocks!'
Two different random rude words combined each time.