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Beat Writer  Posts: 147 Joined: 19 Oct 2008     | |
SUSPENDED  Posts: 3187 Joined: 7 Nov 2007     | Setting off the car alarm and fucking sprinting down the subway. They were insulting me, so, I thought I'd block the door. Edit -- They started it! User was suspended for: Lock this.. (7 days) |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 12 Jan 2009    | I remember once me and my friend were messin with a witch, she eventually got pissed and charged at us, we ran upstairs and she totally forgot where we were so she started screaming and running around looking for us, i eventually jumped down and shot her in the face, but it was so funny because she saw us go upstairs. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 153 Joined: 12 Jan 2009   | My friend was about to get the Cr0wnd achievement, I already had it and he killed me in the game before. So I set the bitch on fire before he shot her, I have never heard someone scream so much. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4757 Joined: 9 Jul 2008    |
How do you get that achievement? My friend and I were playing splitscreen and online, opposite sides during versus. I was just paying attention to my scree, but my friend at one point just said "hey, turn around". So I did, and I saw these two hunters (one of them him) just pouncing straight up in the air. It was funny. |
Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 12 Jan 2009 |
Get either shotgun and you have to 1-shot the witch, which is done by walking up to her, when she looks at you get as close as possible and shoot her straight in the face, hopefully, she will die in one shot. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4757 Joined: 9 Jul 2008 |
Yeah, I tried that once with the auto-shottie, didn't work. I guess I'll just try again. Thanks. |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 18 Dec 2008  | 8 Person LAN at my mate's place. The Survivor team come up by a farmhouse. I'm inside that farmhouse in a top room with a tiny window behind a fence, I shoot my tongue out.. Through the small window, over the fence, grab a human and start choking them on the fence, unable to drag them up to me. The guy I smoked is shouting "WHERE THE HELL" and the team is unable to find me, (let alone kill me!) before the rest of them are taken apart by Hunters and the little shitty zombies summoned by Boomers. My team was in hysterics and I was dancing while my friend and his team were so angry. |
On the Record  Posts: 5598 Joined: 3 Jan 2009     |
You kill a Witch with one headshot to the head with a shotgun. Anyway, one time, I was playing online. All my teammates were dead on No Mercy 3. So I was going down to the reactor room saw they respawned their. I went in the hallway before the stairway, and I had one health exactly, and a Hunter was in front of me as I went into the hallway. Well, I screamed so hard as I shot the Hunter about 10 times, and I than got my guys out. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2611 Joined: 6 Mar 2008  | I was playing split-screen co-op with my friend, Blood Harvest I think. He saw the Witch and he convinced me that it would be fun to take her on intentionally. He had a propane tank, so he ran up and threw it down next to her, and just as he was going to shoot it, she just leaps into the air over his head. He just yelled "HOLY SHIT!" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1441 Joined: 3 Sep 2008    | when I went to (I think it's 28th) 28th floor of the hospital and walked a bit I saw a zombie running towards me, turning left and jumping off the building |
On the Record Posts: 5598 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 |
I keep trying that, hard to do. Just kinda depends on luck I guess. |
Muckraker  Posts: 251 Joined: 9 Dec 2008   | My friend screaming "YOUR NIPPLES ARE MINE!" as he pounced on me as a HUnter in versus. God I love alltalk servers |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1176 Joined: 11 Jan 2009  | My team was the infected, the survivors made it all the way to the safe room, then one us was able to become the tank, he blocked the entrance to the safe room and starting laying into them. While they were trying to fight him off I was a smoker and dragged Louis into some nearby bushes and killed him. The tank took Francis down and Bill down at once, while another pounced on Zoey as a hunter right inside the doorway to the safe room. It was epic. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1159 Joined: 1 May 2008     | hmm, horribly similar to one of mine :P Also, playing Vs Mercy later on with the same group, 2v2. Bubs26 and JDawg are playing survivors, myself and Cruzer are infected. I was the sole survivor of the previous round, meaning all I had to do was make sure no-one got home. Bubs is on half health, JDawg is in a bad way and is on low health (striped). Neither have medicine kits or pills. I'm a smoker, Cruzer is a Boomer. The survivors are almost finished the stage going into the pawn shop. Bubs shoots at Cruzer, killing him without getting splashed, but also setting off the car alarm. They run towards the safehouse, JDawg first with Bubs behind him. I hid around the corner and just as Bubs went to get in the safehouse, I grabbed him with my tongue and dragged him off down the corridor. JDawg come back out of the safehouse and goes to take a shot at me... Just as the Horde from the car alarm arrive. They knock him down and kill him before moving on to Bubs, who is still being held by myself. We won the round, but JDawg was on 99% completion so it was close :) *The names have been changed to protect the innocent* EDIT: Oh, the other bit about that match- Bubs playing as a Hunter in the initial round. I opened the skylight roof and he pounced. Missing me, he went sailing clean over the side of the edge of the building. We were laughing so hard we didn't see the boomer around the corner... |
Paperboy Posts: 21 Joined: 25 Jun 2008  | I usually wind up playing 3 player, everyone a person except Francis. The Francis AI becomes a badass, jumping out of random windows, killing everything and saving everyone. Or maybe me and my friends suck. |
Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 12 Jan 2009 | Another funny part was how I got the Jump Shot achievement, my friend was being chased by a Tank and a Hunter was about to jump on him and I shot it in the head when it was in mid-air. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2633 Joined: 30 Sep 2008   | It was the level when you start from the church tower right... and my friend and I were on our second go through, he wanted to run as fast as he could through before I finished sniping all the zombies below, and what do we hear? A fucking tank, already! But what happens next? No the tank doesn't chase Daniel, no he climbs up into the church tower with me, I try to close the safehouse door, but It won't close so the tank just walks in and trashes me. Needless to say everyone was laughing but me. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1441 Joined: 3 Sep 2008 |
Hahahahaha |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1077 Joined: 18 Jun 2008 |
lulz. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1196 Joined: 22 Oct 2008   | In bloodharvest, triggering the train to go and break the down the bridge so you can run up it, while your teammates get bogged down in zombies and you go and sit nice and comfortable in the safe house, shooing out the little door slot. Fun, every time. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 529 Joined: 9 Apr 2008  | Getting thrown by the tank into the helicopter at the end of no mercy (didnt happen to me). Also, one time a friend of mine scared the witch, and ran into one of those respawn rooms, thinking I was going to join him and close the door. Instead I waited for the witch to run inside and then closed the door. Rape time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2475 Joined: 1 Nov 2007   | A hunter threw itself at the helicopter just as the cut scene began at the end of no mercy, so we got a god view of it flinging itself at nothing as it flew straight past the air born helicopter and off the roof. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 14 Aug 2008  | being in a house with a witch, and my friend larry just screaming over the headset, "BURN THE WITCH!" we both died because the guys we were playing with were lame, but it was fun as hell |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2591 Joined: 18 Sep 2008   |
Use the Auto Shotty, but I did it on 'easy'...just to get that darn achievement. EDIT: I'll add this story too! |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 10 Jan 2009 | The first time I ever played L4D it was me and one of my friends in the demo version and went something like this: usa1288: Adrian watch that car alarm At this point the car alarm went off leading to a zombie bum rape orgy followed by hysterical laughter and the term 'dumbass' being used frequetly. |
Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 2 Jul 2008  | One occasion on no mercy, me, sniper guss, Rad and Mode all on no mercy heading down to the subway safehouse. We'd all taken a severe kicking especially as Rad ran up to the witch and butt-whipped her!! We were on less than 15% health between us and just when we got to the safe house, what was in the door to the left?? A Bloody tank!!! You've never seen 4 guys shit themselves so much and running in every direction trying to get away, but the funniest bit was listening to guss as he literally screamed like a small girl just as the tank caved his head in hahahaha! Another occasion was on the blood harvest, second safe house, we just patched ourselves up and stocked up on the ammo feeling pretty confident as we were having a good round. Walked out of the safehouse, and out pounced a hunter and started shaving Rads chest using it's claws as a mach3, we got him up and next thing that comes out of the woodwork was a tank! We thought we'd be clever and hide in the safehouse thinking he couldn't get in, (seems that when you play on expert, the safehouse doors are made on paper mache) He got in and it was a massacre! Bodies thrown everywhere, debris bouncing off the walls and me being cheeky (and knowing we was gonna die soon) ran up to the tank and koshed him with my assault rifle.......... he turned round and stuck my head up my own arse :o( |
Muckraker  Posts: 226 Joined: 1 Jan 2009  | my freind was trying to piss off a witch to see how long he could last running from it and as he found one he slowly creeped up to it and as got to it it spun round and scared the living shit out of him, he fell of his chair and banged his head on the table in his front room, spent two days in hospital and is now refusing to play the game hahahahaha |
On the Record Posts: 5598 Joined: 3 Jan 2009 | Wait, I think I heard that one time. What's your friends gamertag? |
Beat Writer  Posts: 180 Joined: 12 Dec 2008  | Best campaign one- We were doing Death Toll on Expert when all of the sudden, the Tank music starts up...but hes nowhere to be found, we looked around and couldn't find him. So we figured it was a glitch and continued on. A few minutes later we got to the next area and had just cleared it of zombies. We were looking for goodies when the tank stormed in out of a frikken bathroom and rainbow punched the guy playing louis out the door, the proceeded to kill all of us in similarly hilarious fashion. Best versus one- I was a smoker on the first chapter of blood harvest and I grabbed Bill from across the chasm and dangled him off a cliff. It was hysterical cuz the other team didn't know what to do. If they shot me, I would drop him to his death, if they didn't, I was gonna strangle him. Eventually they killed me though and sent bill to his grave in the process. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 90 Joined: 8 Nov 2008 | I forgot I had left the televison on in the next room. Anyway, I heard (Slightly quiet due to my headset, making it sound more like it was in the game) crying. I immediately let go of the mouse and keyboard - "HOSHI- WIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 15 Jul 2008 | I was playing online and my team was playing the Infected and we were finishing No Mercy, the final hold out till the chopper comes, well the survivors are holding it together and my team is just having a bad time. The boomer gets spawned everytime right next to the chaingun placement crap like that, the chopper comes and for the final push I get the tank and start laying the beat down! I get all the way into the chopper and take two of the survivors down in the chopper when the hunters kill the other two and WHAM! the chopper closes and takes off with me inside pounding the crap out of the last two! My team was like WTF! Strange but true. Another time I am playing with a group of self described "Awesome sauce!" players, they stated this not I as they were nothing more than a bunch of idiots! I end up getting one of the guys to the safe room by the grace of some deity and turn around to see another one of my team mates (who shot us more than he did the infected) pinned to the counter by a hunter with a second hunter clawing the crap out of him, I blast the crap out of the two hunters and accidently hit the car with the alarm! End of round we lost one survivor, he was in an alley not even near the safe room, the rest of my team screams and whines about me shooting the car then the teammate I save starts the kicking process and I get kicked! Some days it doesn't pay to play with the mentally challenged! Even better I got onto the other side when I tried to get back in and ended up smearing the same mental genius who kicked me because he didn't realize that the door cheat on board three of No Mercy requires a crap load of damage, so I ended up clawing him to death while he kept trying to bash down the door....his team watched me kill him =) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1080 Joined: 11 May 2008  | Happened the other day, I was the only survivor left, my buddy was the only one I knew in the room, and coincidentally the last survivor to die as the other two died near the beginning of the map. Anyway, I start sprinting through the map now avoiding the hordes as much as I could, and shooting off hunters and the occasional smoker and boomer. My buddy is practically giddy with excitement as he didn't think i would make it that far, as I had just picked up the game anyway, but once I'm in sight of the safe room the shit hits the fan. First a damn tank comes out of no where! punching me a good fifty plus feet back and away from where I want to be. I get up to sprint back, but around the corner a boomer pops up and subsequently blows up all over me, enticing the horde. Before i get the chance to even say "Fuck" A smoker grabs me and starts pulling me in, and as I can't see I don't shoot him off in time, and to make matters worse, a hunter pounces. The smoker then grabs me again and the two of them go back and forth till I'm dead, not ten feet from the safe room. "Shit...Ah fuck! WHAT THE... GAH......... WORST DAY EVER!" was all my buddy heard me say as it all happened" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 76 Joined: 9 Jul 2008  | I got two. the second is more elaborate but oh so funny. Let me set the scene. blood harvest, last level, the ledge leading into the cornfield (has the sign "keep your hands up in the air" etc) a friend is sat next to me, his entire health bar is filled only by pain pills, mine is at half health. "There is no way in hell I am going down there" my friend says, surveying the field. WALL TO WALL MOTHER F***ING ZOMBIES!!!! screaming the usual array of profanity that l4d causes, we back pedalled off the ledge, throwing molotovs to create a wall of fire. Unfortunatly zombies don't instant die on contact with fire. Thus as we ran back watching flaming corpses run at us through the field, we screamed, we shot. We got crippled. lying on the ground, getting mobbed by flaming zombies. as we realised we would die, we just burst out laughing. Ka-Boom!. no more me. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 181 Joined: 8 Jun 2008  | on No mercy, me and my friend were playing VS. with 6 other random ppl, and so we jus get to the subway part, and im helping a teamate up who was down, and my friend comes up the stairs, and unloads a magazine of the assault rifle into my back, i was like dude what the hells wrong with you? i was pissed for a lil bit, then i started cracking up because it was funny |
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One time, me and my friend were taking turns playing through the campaign mode. He was trying to find a Witch to get the Burn The Witch achievement. When he found the Witch, Zoey somehow startled the Witch. When my friend shot the Witch, she ran out the window, down the fire escape, down an alley, climbed a fence, then ran in circles in the middle of a clearing before climbing the fence, back up the fire escape and then back into the room where she was in the first place. He eventually killed the Witch, but the whole thing was hilarious.