Video game sex scene

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Whats your favorite video game sex scene?

They say life is a game...

i dont know, i dont remember any sex scene, but if there would be a sex scene in Fallout i'd say it'd be with the whore in the bar at Megaton. Sadly there isnt a scene :(

My favorite would be the non-existent one that the company never put in the game, particularly because I haven't seen any other kind of sex scene in a video game.

This was done a few weeks ago, and I'm pretty sure some kind of lock was involved.

The one involving your mum. Yeah, I went there.

For me it's a tie between Farenheit's two interactive sex scenes (Indigo Prophecy if you're American) and Mass Effect's blue, alien scientist booty (or boobie-branding-child-corrupt-o-tron if you work for Fox news).

*headdesk*
Wait, its almost Febuary, isn't it?
That explains a lot.

And no, I've never actually gotten to the point in any game with a sex scene, except for that incubus in NetHack...

Anyway. I don't like em.

We just had this thread, like, a week ago. Fail. Epic fail. Epic fail with a probation slap.

Or not. I'm probably just touchy because, having visited Second Life last night, I'm thoroughly sick of the idea of ever seeing another sex scene on my computer again.

Frankly, I don't know any.
Unless you count 'Woohoo' in The Sims... The cinematic you get when they 'woohoo' for the first time is pretty funny though.

geldonyetich:
We just had this thread, like, a week ago. Fail. Epic fail. Epic fail with a probation slap.

Or not. I'm probably just touchy because, having visited Second Life last night, I'm thoroughly sick of the idea of ever seeing another sex scene on my computer again.

I think even you might need therapy after user content like that...

iceland'gamer:
i dont know, i dont remember any sex scene, but if there would be a sex scene in Fallout i'd say it'd be with the whore in the bar at Megaton. Sadly there isnt a scene :(

I killed her, I remember. I guess I was roleplaying as Jack the Ripper.

MaxTheReaper:

iceland'gamer:
i dont know, i dont remember any sex scene, but if there would be a sex scene in Fallout i'd say it'd be with the whore in the bar at Megaton. Sadly there isnt a scene :(

I killed her, I remember. I guess I was roleplaying as Jack the Ripper.

You'd think that he'd NEED whores, with his poor people skills.

The Prostitutes in GTA 4

Then molotoving her after :D

I sense a lock rising in the force.

Erana:

geldonyetich:
I'm probably just touchy because, having visited Second Life last night, I'm thoroughly sick of the idea of ever seeing another sex scene on my computer again.

I think even you might need therapy after user content like that...

I'm definitely a tad rattled [looks like I butchered two quotes today]. However, having been thoroughly desensitized by the Internet, given a few days away from that garbage, perhaps a bit of meditation thrown in, I should be back to my rational self.

Really, it's not even so much the pornography so much as just how poorly it's presented within the engine. All these poorly rendered substitutes reek of quiet desperation, a dependence on lust to make a terrible life bearable, so deeply ingrained as to seem acceptable to make it into public exposure. (Or perhaps they're just doing it for the Lindens, which isn't much better.)

I just received an unsolicited email from "Sexenia Ferraris" to come visit her Second Life shop. :P

erased

Erana:

geldonyetich:
We just had this thread, like, a week ago. Fail. Epic fail. Epic fail with a probation slap.

Or not. I'm probably just touchy because, having visited Second Life last night, I'm thoroughly sick of the idea of ever seeing another sex scene on my computer again.

I think even you might need therapy after user content like that...

Now that is just creepy...

ZAch055:
Whats your favorite video game sex scene?

Fahrenheit

Cheesebob:
The Prostitutes in GTA 4

Then molotoving her after :D

I can't believe I haven't done that yet... I guess I was having too much gritty realistic fun...

As for the question: ...please go away...

the only person that would have one are people that do not have a real life one, mine is in real life

pyromcr:
the only person that would have one are people that do not have a real life one, mine is in real life

I will say one advantage of the video game sex scene over real life.

The contraceptives always work.

GTA San andreas for PC. Hot Coffee. Need I say more?

(A friend reccomended it okay? He never explained what it did. Then I found out)

Because boobies in real-life are over-rated...

EXPLICITasian:
Because boobies in real-life are over-rated...

Really, sex in general is overrated. Society loves to drag it out whenever they're trying to sell something, but the libido is a dreadfully stupid beast, and we're still a society of stupid beasts to be in a hurry to dance to its jig.

Metal gear solid 3's, although not a sex scene more of a double entendre (where EVA takes out the transmitter).

It brought a whole new meaning to "Big Boss"

I never played a game with one.

This will be locked, I'm sure of it

ansem1532:
I sense a lock rising in the force.

As if millions of Escapist users suddenly cried out in disgust, and were suddenly silenced.

Two sex threads by the same guy?

I guess one can't underestimate the power of teenage hormones.

Clairaudient:
Two sex threads by the same guy?

I guess one can't underestimate the power of teenage hormones.

This perhaps sums the thread up best.

As for my personal feeling, sex scene's in games are a lot like porn.

And I sir do not like to watch, I'd like to think of myself as a man of action.

the one i imagined with Voldo and Me.

There is no favorites because you don't see anything go down.

Cheesebob:
The Prostitutes in GTA 4

Then molotoving her after :D

I would drive a little so I could get her to go again a few times and then kill her afterwards. Like Jack the Ripper!XD
Also Fable II scene

stevetastic:
the one i imagined with Voldo and Me.

Happy birthday to you.

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