Yeah..... "funny"

Okay, I couldn't beat Mario 2...

Most of these only apply to old gamers.
The Poke'mon one is true though, if you do play it you do suck.

The only funny one was Pac-Man...

Those guys are kinda of idiots for bashing Pokemon for having pretty colours...the first 2 were black and white....(i think) But hey if a way to tell you suck at gaming is cause of the colours of the games you play, Halo takes the cup! Really you play a dude in a green suit and he sometimes rides purple vehicles killing multicoloured aliens with guns that shoots pink missiles!!! They should rename Halo to The Yellow Submarine Chronicles!

Urg....

I play pokemon and Im fucking awesome.
THE LIST IS FLAWED!

Not that funny.

It's true that Super Mario 2 was very easy, though. It may have been the first game that I ever beat.

I'm not sure if I remember exactly how to get to the first warp zone in Super Mario 1. I remember something about breaking a hidden block with a vine in it and using that to get on top of the level. But it's been at least 10 years since I played that game, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details.

Those were not really universal "you suck" rules for gaming, it should be more like, "If you talk trash after a game, YOU LOST AT, of Halo 3 then you SUCK!!!

Souplex:
Most of these only apply to old gamers.
The Poke'mon one is true though, if you do play it you do suck.

What's wrong with Pokemon?

I havent played many of the games mentioned, but I can get a no scop head shoot from across the map in halo and Im on my second prestige in COD 4.

LoL ive only played like one off theese. Thats pokemon, and that was when was like 8.

oliveira8:
The only funny one was Pac-Man...

Those guys are kinda of idiots for bashing Pokemon for having pretty colours...the first 2 were black and white....(i think) But hey if a way to tell you suck at gaming is cause of the colours of the games you play, Halo takes the cup! Really you play a dude in a green suit and he sometimes rides purple vehicles killing multicoloured aliens with guns that shoots pink missiles!!! They should rename Halo to The Yellow Submarine Chronicles!

Urg....

"The Yellow Submarine Chronicles" hahaha that's a good one!

I'll try to post an actual list later but for now, you know you SUCK when you get killed by a lone wretch, on casual difficulty in Gears 2

never mind about the list

There are few Gameboy Color games better than Pokemon in the terms of RPG.

However, there ARE better RPGs at GBA. Golden Sun is at least as awesome as Bioware games.

Souplex:
The Poke'mon one is true though, if you do play it you do suck.

I am forced to respectfully disagree my good man.

Tournament level play of Pokemon is some pretty serious stuff, I personally love to grind in RPGs and work out stats, maximize abilitys and eliminate weaknesses etc, but even I can't get my head around the full Pokemon metagame, it's some really hardcore stuff.

Anyway, the list in general is pretty pathetic even from an "entertainment" standpoint.

I like pokemon. It's by no means the best game in the world but it's a handy little time waster which is nice to have now and then.

I stopped reading after about the third misspelling/instance of incorrect grammar. If you're going to write something that's poking fun at others, at least take the time to use fucking spell check.

thats kinda stupid

You can't get out of the Super Metroid Space Station in time

Yes you do suck if you can't do that thats like the first part of the game lol

keptsimple:
Not that funny.

It's true that Super Mario 2 was very easy, though. It may have been the first game that I ever beat.

I'm not sure if I remember exactly how to get to the first warp zone in Super Mario 1. I remember something about breaking a hidden block with a vine in it and using that to get on top of the level. But it's been at least 10 years since I played that game, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details.

Vine? On the second level there are elevator things going up. You can use those to get 'above' the level and thus to jump over the warp pipe you 'should' use. This takes you to the first warp zone.

RAWKSTAR:
I play pokemon and Im fucking awesome.
THE LIST IS FLAWED!

I second this.
I've played Pokemon a while and i'm still a good gamer.

Johnny Cage is my shit!
What's this idiot going on about?

Yeah, the whole Pokémon thing with number one reeks of trolling. Especially when everything leading up to that is a list of things in games that should be simple to complete.

I also take issue with this:

"In most fighting games, the first person you fight is not even meant to teach you how to play the game. It's just meant to give you confidence in order to fight the next opponent, where you really start developing your skills to beat a game."

How true is this, really? I seem to have some memories of playing Mortal Kombat II, fighting Baraka in the first round, and getting my ass handed to me.

Of course maybe all of this is just because I really do suck at video games.

never bet mario 2

Yep, I still hate oldwizard.

Lukeje:
Vine? On the second level there are elevator things going up. You can use those to get 'above' the level and thus to jump over the warp pipe you 'should' use. This takes you to the first warp zone.

Um, I think maybe I was actually thinking of the second warp zone in World 4-2. Let's not pretend like I'm crazy, though.

keptsimple:

Lukeje:
Vine? On the second level there are elevator things going up. You can use those to get 'above' the level and thus to jump over the warp pipe you 'should' use. This takes you to the first warp zone.

Um, I think maybe I was actually thinking of the second warp zone in World 4-2. Let's not pretend like I'm crazy, though.

Maybe... I can just remember the first one because of the feeling that you were 'breaking the game' when you got to it.

Mario 2 isn't even Mario--it's an enormous ripoff. Maybe that's why it's so easy.

Splitter:
Yep, I still hate oldwizard.

Seconded bunch of retards are NOT funny in the slightest.

I've beaten Operation Flashpoint and ArmA: Armed Assault. I feel confident in my computer gaming abilities.

Total flamebait. Last I checked Pokemon is a quality game series and just because it's aimed at children doesn't mean people can't play it. Hell, there's a tournament scene around it and apparently high level play gets pretty damn complex. Yes, the game is pretty easy by itself but so is pretty much every game out there. Do I suck for playing Dawn of War because the campaign is a total pushover? Do I suck for playing Braid? Do I suck for playing The Maw?

Does every game have to be "this is what I remember games being like"-difficult? When we were kids we all sucked at games. That's why now the retro sequels are insanely hard because we compare their difficulty with the challenge the old game posed with our inferior skills. Contra 4 is second only to Hard Corps in difficulty. Megaman 9 has so many spikes they could have called it Vlad Tepes' Return.

Pokemon is a fun game! =)