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Star Wars Parody Cereals Part of A Balanced Jedi Breakfast

| 19 Jul 2010 19:04
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There's no better way to start your day off than with a heaping bowl of Raisin Han.

The Star Wars Celebration is an official Lucasfilm event designed to celebrate various aspects of the sci-fi series and to give fans yet another reason to don Stormtrooper outfits. This year, Jon Stewart of Daily Show fame will be conducting an hour-long interview with Star Wars creator George Lucas. Sounds amazing right? Forget about that, because the real star is a set of sixteen mini-cereal boxes being given away that feature Star Wars themed mascots.

Can't find the Troop Loops? Just follow your blaster rifle! Grape-Hutts thankfully has "no slime added," but I still think I'm going to take a pass.

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Hothsted Flakes are "Fr-r-r-r-ozen!"

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Count Dookula uses quite the elaborately made spoon to eat his chocolate flavored sith cereal with marshmallow bits.

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Out of the sixteen total boxes that will be available at Star Wars Celebration V this year, which takes place from August 12-15, eight have been revealed at StarWars.com. The pair everyone will want to get are a box of Raisin Han and a box of Greedos (seen below), which when put side by side show Han Solo firing off a blast at the too-slow alien bounty hunter.

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With only 400 of each box being produced, they're sure to become valuable collector's items not only because they're rare, but because they're so damn cool. I know if these cereals were real I'd be eating them every day. Except for Grape-Hutts.

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