Some of you may recognize that schoolgirl.
The Daily Show's Jon Stewart loves him some hentai, and as luck would have it, there's a spy octopus out there with his name on it. Well, his and everyone else's, and if all you're after is the schoolgirl, slip ahead to about 3.00. Yes, NROL-39 exists, it's a real thing. Stewart just figured Tsukiko belonged up there too.
Tsuikiko Tsutsukakushi is one of the main characters of The Hentai Prince and the Stony Cat, a series that ironically features little more than innuendo. That may be why Stewart's team chose it.
But those of you who don't slip ahead are in for fun times. It seems as if the NSA's been in the media more often than a Hollywood starlet recently, and Stewart dings it, and the current administration, with all the joy of a kid on Christmas morning. Stick around for senior intelligence correspondent Greychalk; you're in for a treat!