"Jimmy, set down that controller and do a line with Mommy."

Hot on trail of our addiction issue, some nutball of a parent would rather her child do coke than play videogames. Seriously, who are these people? While a healthy drug addiction is one way to influence your kid toward a career in rock 'n' roll (or politics), I'm going to have to err on the side of caution and say a behavioral addiction is better than a chemical one.

But hey, in the spirit of drug-addled gaming, check out the online version of Dope Wars (I'd probably avoid clicking this at work, just to be safe).