But why is the rum gone?

Johnny Depp is a personal hero of mine, mostly because he has exquisitely portrayed both a drunken pirate and a chemically-fueled journalist on screen. Being both a drunken pirate and a chemically-fueled journalist myself, I feel a bond. Anyhow, I am traveling to San Francisco tomorrow at zero-dark-thirty and will be posting again after I get checked into the Presidential Suite. I'm not only a member of the Razor Fan Club, I'm also the President, so any room I stay in is a Presidential Suite.

Check back tomorrow for the start of my GDC 2008 coverage where I may get whipped by lesbian dominatrixes again.